“Even the sky is full of romantics”
-Panchito, The Three Caballeros
Gibbs: Not quite according to plan.
Jack Sparrow: Complications arose, ensued, were overcome.
Dead Man’s Chest
I reccomend donation or incineration, not in that order.
Hetty, NCIS LA
Marty: It’s a key!
Jack Sparrow: No! Much more better. It is a drawing of a key. Gentlemen, what do keys do?
Leech: Keys… unlock… things?
Gibbs: And whatever this key unlocks, inside there’s something valuable. So, we’re setting out to find whatever this key unlocks!
Jack Sparrow: No! If we don’t have the key, we can’t open whatever it is we don’t have that it unlocks. So what purpose would be served in finding whatever need be unlocked, which we don’t have, without first having found the key what unlocks it?
Gibbs: So… We’re going after this key!
Jack Sparrow: You’re not making any sense at all.
Dead Man’s Chest
“Elian and Fidel! Que pasa, j*ta? Hahaha! Hey man, I’ll clean your windshield for ya!” 
- Roman Pierce (Tyrese Gibson), 2Fast 2Furious
“Have you noticed lately… The captain seems to be actin’ a bit strange… –er.”
Marty, Dead Man’s Chest.
“And when everyone’s super, no one will be.”
- Syndrome, The Incredibles
Jack Sparrow: Is this a dream?
‘Bootstrap’ Bill Turner: No.
Jack Sparrow: I thought not. If it were, there’d be rum.
Dead Man’s Chest.
“Don’t worry Sid. One day you’ll have a family, and you’ll find a girl who’ll love you and has low standards”
-Manny, Ice Age 3
“I wanted to push the big red button!”
“But you said blastoff! I didn’t get to say anything!”
– King K. Rool and General Klump, Donkey Kong Country (TV show)
Carruthers: Mister Swann…
Governor Weatherby Swann: Governor Swann, still. Do you think I wear this wig to keep my head warm?
Dead Man’s Chest.
“Listen! Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!”
Dennis from Monty Python and the Holy Grail! 
Weathered sailor: Captain Jack Sparrow? Owes me four dubloons. Heard he was dead.
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Half-blind fisherman: Singapore. That’s what I heard. Drunk with a smile on his face. Sure as the tide, Jack Sparrow… will turn up in Singapore.
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Giselle: Jack Sparrow!
Scarlett: I haven’t seen 'im in a month.
Giselle: When you find him, will you give him a message?
[Giselle slaps Will in the face]
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Shrimper: Cannot say about Jack Sparrow. But dere’s a island, just south of de straits, where I trade spice for… mmm… delicious long pork. Cannot say about Jack. But you find a ship dere. A ship wit’ black sails.
Dead Man’s Chest.
The Foosfa. They’re always annoying us by trespassing, inturrupting our parties, and tearing us limb from limb
-King Julian, Madagascar
Will Turner: Jack! It’s me! Will Turner!
Jack Sparrow: Wa-say kohn.
Cannibal warrior: Een dah-lah. Eeseepi.
Cannibal crowd: Eeseepi.
Will Turner: Tell 'em to let me down.
Jack Sparrow: Kay-lay lam. Lam piki-piki. Lam eensy weensy. Lam say-say… eunuchy. Snip-snip.
Cannibal crowd: Ahhh… eunuchy!
Will Turner: Jack! The Compass! That’s all I need, Elizabeth is in danger. We were arrested for trying to help you. She faces the gallows!
Jack Sparrow: Say-say lam shoop-shoop sha smalay-lama shoo-koo. Savvy? Ball licky-licky.
Cannibal warrior: Ball licky-licky!
Cannibal crowd: Ball licky-licky! Boom-shoo-boom, boom-shoo-boom, boom-shoo-boom…
Jack Sparrow: [whispers urgently to Will] Save me!
Dead Man’s Chest
I rather you all hate me for everything I am than love me for something I’m not.
The Miz
Lord Cutler Beckett: No doubt you’ve discovered that loyalty is no longer the currency of the realm, as your father believes.
Elizabeth Swann: Then what is?
Lord Cutler Beckett: I’m afraid that currency is the currency of the realm.
Dead Man’s Chest
You need to be more… flexible.
Elastigirl, The Incredibles.
(after Ferrarin signals to the plane)
Fio: “What did he say?”
Porco: “He said, ‘Cute girl, when did you start babysitting?’” 
- Porco Rosso
JR Smith… we just saw a man fly… ride’em cowboy!!!
Kevin harlan