“Just because you’ve got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn’t mean we all have.”
-Hermione Granger
“The only reason I would want Jack Sparrow returned from the land of the dead is so I could send him back myself!”
Sao Feng, At World’s End.
“Nine out of ten children’s movies are stupid, witless, and display contempt for their audiences, and that’s why kids hate them. Is that all parents want from kids’ movies? That they not have anything bad in them? Shouldn’t they have something good in them – some life, imagination, fantasy, inventiveness, something to tickle the imagination?”
- Roger Ebert’s review for Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (1971)
Sao Feng: Drop your weapons or I kill the man!
Barbossa: Kill him, he’s not our man.
Dead Man’s Chest
Manny: “That’s your shelter?”
Sid: “You’re a big guy, you need a lot of wood. I’m a little guy!”
Manny: “You’ve got half a stick.”
-Ice Age
Will: Barbossa, ahead!
Barbossa: Aye, we’re good and lost now.
Elizabeth: Lost?
Barbossa: For certain you have to be lost to find a place as can’t be found, elseways everyone would know where t’was.
Dead Man’s Chest.
Not on my watch. Get it outta here Rondo.
Mark Jackson
Captain Jack: Mr. Sparrow.
Jack: Aye, captain.
Captain Jack: What say you about the condition of this tack line?
Jack: It be proper to my eyes, sir.
Captain Jack: Proper? It is neither proper nor suitable, sir, it is not acceptable nor adequate. It is, in obvious fact, an abomination.
Jack: Begging your pardon sir, but perhaps if you gave a man another chance.
Captain Jack: Shall I? [pulls out his sword and stabs the other Jack] That sort of thinking got us into this mess. We have lost speed, and therefore time, precious time, which cannot be recovered once lost. Do you understand?
Multiple Jacks: Aye, captain
At World’s End.
Cause some days I think I’m dying.
But I’m really only trying to get through… for just another day.
Natalie, Next to Normal
“I may be king, and have all the money in the world, and all the land, and all that stuff…but y’know…I don’t really think I want it. I just wanna go home. With Berri. And…I dunno. Have a bottle of beer. Mmm. It’s not gonna happen. True what they say: the grass is always greener. And you don’t really know what it is you have…until it’s gone. Gone. Gone…”
- Conker, Conker’s Bad Fur Day
“No wind. Course there’s no bloody wind! My soul I do swear for a breeze, gust, whisper, tiny miniature lick… Yes yes I know, but why, why would he do that? Because he’s a lummox, isn’t he? Well, we shall have a magnificent garden party and you’re not invited!”
Captain Jack Sparrow, going mad At World’s End.
THere is hope in the world. After all of the mistreatments, he finally did it. Maybe she can do it as well. It’s a long shot, but there is hope.
Myself
Jack: Mr. Gibbs!
Gibbs: Aye cap’n.
Jack: I thought so. I expect you’re able to account for your actions then.
Gibbs: Sir?
Jack: There’s been a perpetual and virilent lack of discipline upon my vessel. Why? Why is that sir?
Gibbs: Sir, you’re… you’re in Davy Jones Locker, cap’n.
Jack: I know that. I know where I am. And don’t think I don’t!
Barbossa: Jack Sparrow
Jack: Ah, Hector! It’s been too long, hasn’t it?
Barbossa: Aye. Isla de Muerta, remember? You shot me.
Jack: No, I didn’t. Tia Dalma! Out and about, eh? You add an agreeable sense of macabre to any delerium.
Will: He thinks we’re a hallucination.
Jack: William, tell me something. Have you come because you need my help to save a certain distressing damsel, rather, damsel in distress? Either one.
Will: No.
Jack: Well then you wouldn’t be here would you? So you can’t be here. QED, you’re not really here.
At World’s End.
Violet: THe only normal one is Jack-Jack. And he’s not even toilet-trained!
VIolet Parr, THe Incredibles.
“Leave you people alone for just a minute, look what happens, everything’s gone to pot!”
Jack Sparrow, At World’s End.
Bob: Can’t you put this out?
Lucius: I can’t lay out a layer thick enough. It’s evaporating to fast.
Bob: Well, what’s that mean?
Lucius: IT MEANS IT’S HOT! AND I’M DEHYDRATED BOB!!!
“Why should I sail with any of you? Four of you have tried to kill me in the past. One of you succeeded.”
Jack Sparrow, At World’s End.
“No way, I’m still trying to get rid of the last thing I saved”
-Manny, Ice Age
Special Agent Hobbs: “You’re under arrest, Turello!”
Dom Turello: “I don’t feel like I’m under arrest.”
- Fast Five
Jack: Who are you?
Tai Huang: Tai Huang. These are my men.
Jack: Where do your allegiances lie?
Tai Huang: With the highest bidder.
Jack: I have a ship.
Tai Huang: That makes you the highest bidder.
Jack: Good man.
At World’s End.