“A person can never really fail unless they give up.”
- Granny, Hoodwinked Too!
Barbossa: Trim that sail!
Jack: Trim that sail!
Barbossa: Slack windward brace and sheet!
Jack: Slack windward brace and sheet!
Barbossa: Haul a pennant line!
Jack: Haul a pennant line!
Barbossa: What are you doing?
Jack: What are you doing?
Barbossa: No, what arrrr ya doin’?
Jack: What are you doing?
Barbossa: No, what arrrrrrr ya doin’?
Jack: What are you doing? Captain gives orders on a ship.
Barbossa: The captain of this ship is giving orders.
Jack: My ship. Makes me captain.
Barbossa: They be my charts!
Jack: That makes you… chart man!
Pintel: Stop it, the both of you! That’s an order! Understand!
[Jack and Barbossa look at him]
Pintel: Sorry, I just thought, with the captain issuing out I’d throw in my name for consideration. Sorry!
Ragetti: I’d vote for you.
At World’s End.
Rosinha: I’m crying because I’ve discovered something horrible!
Ze Carioca: It wasn’t my fault, Fatima kissed me! I did nothing.
Rosinha: What about Fatima?
-Ze Carioca comics
Pintel: No water. Why is all but the rum gone?
Gibbs: Rum’s gone too.
Tia Dalma: If we cannot escape these doldrums before night I fear we will sail on trackless seas, doomed to roam the reach between worlds, forever.
Gibbs: With no water forever looks to be arriving a mite too soon.
At World’s End.
You got hoodwinked too
Hood-winked too
Yeah-yeah, you know we got you good
Now you know you got hoodwinked too
You got hoodwinked too
Hood-winked too
Yeah, yeah-yeah, you know it
Yeah, yeah-yeah, you know it
You-you got hoodwinked too!
- Lavay Cole, ‘Yeah You Know It’
Jack: Up is down… Well that’s just maddeningly unhelpful. Why are these things never clear?
Mini Jack: Clear as mud, Jackie
Jack: What? Eh?
Mini Jack: Stab the heart!
Mini Jack #2: Don’t stab the heart!
Jack: Come again?
Mini Jack #2: The Dutchman must have a captain.
Jack: Well that’s even more than less than unhelpful.
Mini Jack: Sail the seas for eternity…
Jack: I love the sea.
Mini Jack #2: What about port?
Jack: I prefer rum. Rum’s good.
Mini Jack #2: Making port! Where we can get rum and salty wenches- once every ten years.
Mini Jack: What’d he say?
Jack: Once every ten years.
Mini Jack: Ten years is a long time, mate.
Jack: Even longer given the defecit of rum.
Mini Jack: But eternity is longer still…
Mini Jack #2: And how will you be spending it? Dead? Or not?
Mini Jack: The immortal Captain Sparrow
Jack: Ooh, I like that!
At World’s End.
Guy 1: Hmmm, this chocolate tastes kind of weird…
Guy 2: Oh, huh what are you talking about?..Oh, oh yeah. That’s because I put, drugsinit.
Guy 1: WHAT? What is wrong with you?!?!
-2 in the AM PM
“Close your eyes and pretend it’s all a bad dream, that’s how I get by.”
Jack Sparrow, At World’s End.
“Hooray… Osama Bin Laden gunned by FBI!”
- TDIT’s mum
Cutler Beckett: You’re mad!
Jack: Thank goodness for that because if I wasn’t this would probably never work.
At World’s End
Cartman: What are you doing!
Butters: Just standing around being a kid, why?
-South Park
Cartman: What are you doing!
Butters: Just standing around being a kid, why?
-South Park
Pain is all mental.
My twin brother. (Going through his crazy stage, but I’m hist twin. i know him and understand him better than anyone.)
Jack: You escaped the brig even quicker than I expected. William, do you notice anything? Rather, do you notice something that is not there to be noticed?
Will: You haven’t raised an alarm.
Jack: Odd isn’t it? Not as odd as this. Come up with this all by your lonesome did you?
Will: I said to myself, think like Jack…
Jack: This is what you’ve arrived at? Lead Beckett to Shipwreck Cove so as to gain his trust, accomplish your own ends? It’s like you don’t know me at all, mate.
At World’s End.
Dad: Can you pass the butter?
Me: Just a sec.
Dad: Am I rushing (Russian) you?
Me: Yes.
Dad: Just be glad I’m not American you! 
Me: sigh 
Mom puts bacon on the table
Dad: Hey, Grace, you know what Mom was doing?
Me: Yes, I do.
Dad: She was MAKIN’ Bacon! 
Mom: I do not make bacon. I cook it.
Dad: Okay, she was BAKIN’ Bacon!
Me: 
-Breakfast today.
Gibbs: Look alive and keep a weather eye, not for naught it’s called Shipwreck Island, where lie Shipwreck Cove and the town of Shipwreck!
Jack: You know for all that pirates are clever clogs we are an unimaginative lot when it comes to naming things.
Gibbs: Aye.
Jack: I once sailed with a geezer lost both of his arms and part of his eye.
Gibbs: What’d you call him?
Jack: Larry.
At World’s End.
EJE: After rewatching Rio today, I believe your last Rio quote shoulda been:
“I guess love is deaf too.”
- Jewel, Rio
“I didn’t make it all the way through third grade for nothing!”
- McLeach, The Rescuers Down Under
Cutler Beckett: I believe you’re familiar with a person called Calypso.
Davy Jones: Not a person, a heathen god. One who delights in cursing men with their wildest dreams and then revealing them to be hollow and naught but ash. The world is well rid of her.
At World’s End.
to Cruise Ship Captain
“Not you, you overglorified bus driver!”
-Daffy Duck, The Looney Tune Show
“‘Listen, son,’ said the man with the gun, ‘There’s room for you inside.’”
- Us and Them