Barbossa: There’s not been a gathering like this in our lifetime.
Jack: And I owe them all money.
At World’s End.
Daffy: I’m not living here! I’m just crashing until I get back on my feet.
Speedy: FYI, when you crash at a place for 5 years, it’s called living there!
-The Looney Tunes Show
Barbossa: As he who issued summons, I convene this the fourth Brethren Court. To confirm your lordship and right to be heard, present now your pieces of eight, my fellow captains.
[Ragetti collects items from each pirate lord in a bowl]
Pintel: Those aren’t pieces of eight, they’re just pieces of junk
Gibbs: Aye, the original plan was to use nine pieces of eight to bind Calypso, but when the first Court met the Brethren were to a one, skint broke.
Pintel: So change the name.
Gibbs: What? To nine pieces of whatever we happened to have in our pockets at the time? Oh yes, that sounds very piratey.
At World’s End.
“Hey now, what’s that sound? All the mammoths are in the ground!”
-Sid, Ice Age 2
Elizabeth: Listen. Listen to me! Our location has been betrayed. Jones is under the command of Lord Beckett, they’re on their way here.
Gentleman Jocard: Who is this betrayer?
Barbossa: Not likely anyone among us.
Elizabeth: Where’s Will?
Jack: Not among us.
At World’s End.
“No man can walk out of his own story.”
- Spirit of the West, Rango
Ammand: Shoot him!
Gentleman Jocard: Cut out his tongue!
Jack: Shoot him and cut out his tongue, and then shoot his tongue! And trim that scraggly beard.
At World’s End.
“Well there’s one thing, they can’t stop me from dreaming”
-Cinderella, Cinderella
I didn’t do 100% of the workout, but I did 60% with 100% effort.
one of my swim classmates.
Barbossa: You be the cur that led these wolves to our door.
Cutler Beckett: Don’t blame Turner, he was merely the tool of your betrayal. If you wish to see its grand architect, look to your left.
[Everyone looks at Jack]
Jack: My hands are clean in this… figuratively.
Will: My actions were my own and to my own purpose, Jack had nothing to do with it.
Jack: Well spoke. Listen to the tool!
At World’s End.
“Way to go Jimmy, now all of Germany is mad at us. Remember what happened to the last group that Germany was upset at?”
-Cartman, South Park
Elizabeth: I propose an exchange. Will leaves with us, and you can take Jack.
Will: Done.
Jack: Undone!
Cutler Beckett: Done!
Barbossa: Jack’s one of the nine pirate lords, you have no right!
Elizabeth: King!
At World’s End.
“Being disintrigated makes me very angry. Very angry indeed”
-Marvin Martian, Classic Looney Tunes
Barbossa: Revenge won’t bring your father back, Miss Swann, and it’s not something I’m intending to die for.
Elizabeth: You’re right. Then what shall we die for? You will listen to me. Listen! The Brethren will still be looking here to us, to the Black Pearl to lead, and what will they see? Frightened bilge rats aboard a derelict ship? No. No, they will see free men, and freedom! And what the enemy will see is the flash of our cannons, they will hear the ring of our swords and they will know what we can do! By the sweat of our brows, and the strength of our backs, and the courage of our hearts. Gentleman, hoist the colours.
At World’s End.
Dale: “Oh no, my information is on the master computer?”
Hank: “Um, well it looked like a Dell”
-The King of the Hill
Lead Marmoset: You two are coming with me.
Jewel: In your little monkey dreams!
[she spits at him]
Blu: Yeah!
[he tries to spit like Jewel but instead just drools on himself]
Blu: That was meant for you!
- Rio
Mullroy: Hold there! Or we’ll shoot!
Jack: Good one! I’ve just come to get me effects. Admirable though it may be, why are you here when you could be elsewhere?
Murtogg: Someone has to stay and guard the Chest!
Mullroy: There’s no question, there has been a breakdown in military discipline on board this vessel.
Murtogg: I blame the fish people.
Mullroy: Oh, so fish people, by dint of being fish people, automatically aren’t as disciplined as non-fish people?
Murtogg: Saying it’s contributary, is all I’m suggesting.
[Jack takes the chest]
Mullroy: Well it is true, if there were no fish people, there’d be no need to guard the Chest.
Murtogg: And if there were no Chest, we wouldn’t need to be here to guard it.
At World’s End.
“Remember Sylvester. If I find one feather harmed on that bird, I’m sending you the violin strings factory!”
-Granny, Classic Looney Tunes
[The pirates are throwing their hats into the air in celebration]
Jack: Mr Gibbs.
Gibbs: Cap’n.
Jack: You may throw my hat if you like.
Gibbs: Aye. Aye, cap’n. Hooray! [throws Jack’s hat]
Jack: Now go and get it.
At Word’s End.
Abe Lincoln: Where are you going?
Mary Todd Lincoln: Let’s just say I’m ‘seceding from our Union’
Abe Lincoln: 'What?!?1"
Mary Todd Lincoln: I’m going shopping!
-The Civil War (Part 1), Histeria