Okay, before anyone
jumps in and reminds me, this is NOT a game.
I’d thought it’d be fun to quote our favorite lines from
the television shows we watch
Here’s one I absolutely love:
Homer Simpson: Stupid bug, you go
squish now!
[size=92]LOL - I love that episode,
Bill!
“DAAAD! YOUR HAND IS JAMMED IN THE TOASTER!!!”
More
Simpsons quotes that I like are…
“Smithers, what’s my password?”
"It’s your age,
sir."
“Excellent. (presses buttons on ATM) beep beep beep … beep”
"With
this thing, you could deep-fry a buffalo in 40 seconds."
"40 seconds? But I want it
NOW!"
“No, Ralph, this means you’re failing English.”
"Me fail English? That’s
unpossible!"
“Quick, give me the number for 911!”[/size]
Peter Griffin:
“Whoa, Brian, their’s a message in my alpha-bits. It says: ooooooooooooooooo.”
Brian:
Peter…Those are Cheerios."
LOL, Tre from the Apprentice- "There’s a fine line between good dancers and totally
s**** b****** dancers." 
And yay for Simpsons quotes! I love the buffalo one.
I love this classic line.
"OMG!
They killed Kenny!"
“You *****”
[size=92]8D I love that one, TSS.[/size]
I know. Here is another one, but it
is Japanese.
“Mada Mada Dane” (It isn’t over yet."
Pretty much everything quoted in [i]South
Park[/i] is funny, even though I shouldn’t watch that show. I’ve only seen three episodes, but gee
whiz… The stuff they think up… (snigger) Atlhough, I have to admit that this one Walmart episode was pretty
funny… 
The only tv shows I watch are Disney Channel ones (mostly [i]The Suite Life of
Zack and Cody[/i]). Can’t think of any funny “Zack and Cody”
lines right now, but I do remember this one from Kim Possible:
"I’ll
think of you every time I step on something crunchy." - Ron addressing a baby cockroach
[size=92]Here are some great Gir quotes from
Invader Zim…
"Gir, finally! I need your help. I’ve been
captured!"
“YAAAAAAY!”
“No, that’s BAD, Gir!”
“YAAAAAAY!”
"I
need you to listen very, very, very very very, very VERY carefully."
"(is sipping a soda)
…What?"
“Awww, I wanted to explode.”
"Gir! Begin repair and cleanup
operations now."
"I DON’T WANNA! (jumps off screen and then jumps back with a shovel)
Okay!"
"He’s bringing ALL THE CHILDREN to our secret lair? Do you realize what this
meeaans?!"
“Yes. …Wait a minute… no.”
"It means our mission is in
jeopardy!"
“Aw, man. (hums while stirring cake mix)”
"Gir, what have you done to
the telescope?"
“Nothing.”
"You haven’t touched it? Something is broken and it’s NOT
your fault?"
“I know… I’m scared too.”[/size]
This isn’t a
quote, but I’ve come up with a charkboard gag for The Simpsons :
I WILL NOT
SHAVE THE HAMPSTER
Here’s a few from Everybody Loves Raymond
Robert:
Can I have some chips?
Ray: Why don’t you go to Amy’s to get chips?
Robert: I go to Amy’s for
“other things”
Ray: Here’s your chips and I owe you a nightmare.
Or this
one:
Robert: I tell you, this is a cop’s worst nightmare. Cable goes out… people get edgy… Thank
god this isn’t the summer. You take away a man’s TV during the heatwave, well, you might as well pack up the
canned goods and just head for the basement.
here’s one from Friends :
" You ate my
sandwhich ?! "
[size=92]Here’s another one from The Simpsons that I really
love…
Homer: …And so I drove away without him even seeing my license plate.
Lisa: Sounds like you
had a good day, Dad!
Homer: Yeah! …Except I forgot to go to work.
Bart and Marge: -blank
stare-[/size]
~To the tune of The Flintstones~
homer driving
Simpson, Homer Simpson,
he’s the greatest guy in history
From the town of Springfield, he’s about to hit a chestnut tree…AHHH!
Smack.
Here’s another Simpsons
one, this time from Treehouse of Horror XI :
Homer: Marge, you gotta help me!
I have to do one good deed to get into Heaven.
Marge: Well, I’ve got a whole list of chores: clean the
garage, paint the house, grout the tu- -
Homer: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! I’m just trying to get in! I’m not
running for Jesus.
One of
my most favourite simpsons quotes…
"When I first heard that Marge was joining the police academy, I
thought it would be fun and zany, you know like that movie… “Spaceballs”. But instead it was dark and
disturbing, like that movie “Police Academy”."
and from the always excellent
Blackadder…
Baldrick: “Who was that Sir?”
Blackadder: "Actually Baldrick, it was Pope
Gregory the ninth, calling from his steam yacht, “The Saucy Sue”, currently docked in Montegro Bay,
inviting me for tea with the English cricket team and the Balinese Godess of Plenty".
Baldrick:
“Really?”
Blackadder: “No not really”.
Blackadder is really full of great quotes.
So is Black Books.
Fran: Do you know nothing about modern culture, Bernard? Beckham, Posh,
Pokemon…
Bernard: Pacman. It’s pronounced Pacman.
and
Manny: You are a filth
wizard. Friend only to the pig and the rat. Ugh. Look?
[he opens a pizza
box]
Bernard: Pizza. I was going to warm it and eat it later. Everybody does
that. That’s normal. You are just looking for things
to complain about.
Manny: And what are these?
Bernard: …wasps.
"It isn’t that you are bad. It
is just that I am good."
What was that from, TSS ?
The Prince of Tennis. I have a lot of quotes from that. (most are japanese)
Ya know, we would love to stick around!!! But some brain dead sicafant left my buddy out here to
[size=150]DIE[/size]!!! take a guess
Hmm. I really don’t know. Is it a live action show or a
cartoon?