I wasn’t sure whether to put this in the general fandom section or not, because even though it’s a song, it’s supposed to tell a story.
I started this last night, and got it finished right now. I wrote a 3-part introduction song for WALL•E, and it’s to be sung by all 5 EVE probes. The whole thing is a parody of a Disney song that is also a 3-part introduction, but I’m not going to state which one. I’m going to let you guys guess where I got it from. 
I’d also like some suggestions for improvement, just in case it doesn’t sound that well.
So, without further ado, I present you Pixar Planet…
The Axiom Truth
Part 1:
All 5 EVE probes assemble
EVE #2: We are the EVE probes—seekers of vegetation, and proclaimers of heroes
EVE #1 (blushing): Heroes… like WALL•E
EVE #3: Honey, you mean the Waste Allocation Load Lifter-Earth Class. Whoo-hoo! I’d like to make some sweet music!
EVE# 2: Our story, actually begins long before WALL•E, many years ago…
ALL 5 EVEs: Oohh—Ahhh-Ehh-Ahh!!!
EVE# 2: Seven hundred years ago, the planet earth was down on its luck. And everywhere gigantic piles of garbage ran amuck!
EVE# 3: It was a nasty place! There was a mess wherever you stepped.
EVE# 4: Where rubbish reigned and sandstorms and harsh downpours never slept!
EVE #3: Say it, girlfriend!
ALL 5 EVEs: And then the CEO…!
EVE #3: He built the starliners
ALL 5 EVEs: He sent…!
EVE #3: The human race into space
ALL 5 EVEs: That’s right! And on his own devised a cleanup plan! And that’s the Axiom Truth! Buy N Large’s space plan seemed to work!
EVE #1: And that’s the world’s first ditch!
EVE #3: Yeah, baby!
EVE #5: Forthright’s plans have been set in motion.
ALL 5 EVEs: Though honey it may seem impossible, that’s the Axiom Truth! We’re gonna live this Axiom life, so cool and sweet, won’t you?! Ooooohhhh… though honey it may seem impossible, that’s the Axiom Truth!
Jazz Postlude to Orchestral Outro
Part 2:
Light, peaceful melody, transitions to a darker tone
EVE #4: If there’s one bot you don’t want to get steamed up, it’s Auto, and he followed a secret directive…
EVE #3: He ran the command bridge
ALL 5 EVEs: Ohhhh Noooo!
EVE #1: Aaaaaaahhhhh!!!
EVE #3: Though that the earth was done and lacked fruit
ALL 5 EVEs: Ooooohhh-ohhhhh!
EVE #3: He was as cold as he was machine, and that’s the Axiom Truth!
ALL 5 EVEs: Ohhhh Noooo!
EVE #1: Aaaaaaahhhhh!!!
EVE #3: He had a plan…to rock the ship! And that’s the Axiom Truth!!!
The 5 EVE probes start trembling, crying, and freaking out. EVE #1 in particular is screaming like crazy.
Part 3:
Piano interlude
EVE #4: There was but one robot…
EVE #3: Ooo, Ooo, Ooo!
EVE #4: He never was deactivated. He still kept on cubing trash, so thank Buy N Large!
EVE #1: Tell it, girl!
EVE #4: But Captain McCrea never knew this. He never bothered to steer the ship home. So he could only dream of Earth, a place oh so far. Though Auto’s horrid plan…was hatched since twenty-one ten. The trash-bot grew lonelier every day… and that’s the Axiom Truth.
