The Conspiracies Thread

Yes. Conspiracies. Share yours. Or one’s you’ve heard. Moderators, feel free to lock up this thread if
a) It already exists somewhere else
b) This website could be removed from the Internet due to some conspiracies listed.

For reason “b” of reasons to remove this thread, I’m talking about conspiracies such as… PROJECT ENOCH. I heard that the 2012 hysteria is a cover-up for something much bigger. The freemasons, the alien agenda, the MIB (Men In Black), etc. Just share your conspiracies, everyone. Just be on the lookout for government officials near your house. o_0 Speaking of which, it’s time for me to close my curtains.

You know how socks are always missing from the dryer? That’s because the government takes them using advanced teleport technology to clothe their secret army of one footed clones.

I doubt the website will get removed from the internet due to people listing their theories. Unless of course you talk about how the royal family are actually reptiles from outter space

Everybody says Area 51 has aliens or something, but I know the truth.

Pokemon.

scienceblogs.com/zooillogix/2007 … ctures.php

I mean, look at that Gorebyss! What is this crud about some rare mutated dolphin?! That’s a cover up if I ever saw one!

The media hopes to wipe out all the reptiles on the Earth. And if you don’t believe me, look at virtually any feature film made that features them, ranging from “Harry Potter” to “Snakes on a Plane”.

I think that Area 51 is hiding Mickey Mouse.

Mickey Mouse AND Pokemon?! Those fiends!

We’ve been harassing reptiles since the Bible so it’s not that shocking.

well thal explain verithing :unamused:

Actually, reptiles are the ones that harass us, if you know what I mean. If not, I’m talking about the reptoid alien species that occasionally abduct humans.

Lightning: “Wow! This organic fuel is great! Why haven’t I heard about it before?”

Filmore: “It’s a conspiracy, man! The oil companies got a grip on the government! They’re feedin’ us a bunch of lies, man.”

Sorry, couldn’t resist.

Oh boy, life in itself is a conspiracy all its own.

Wow, thats so Photoshopped! lol