This movie is awesome! Talk about it here!
Yes, yes it is. Quite possibly the funniest movie Disney has produced. I quote that film with so many different people, and there are such great quotes in that movie. I remember even my freshmen math teacher used to quote it.
Yzma describing her plans to kill Kuzco is one of the funniest scenes ever. Brilliant! Genius, I say!
I remember watching as a kid and not getting the âzingersâ (the witty repartees and comebacks kinda flew over my head). But I remembered a few favourite parts:
Kuzco talking âsquirrelâ after revealing he was a boy scout (would make a great Up crossover come to think of itâŠ).
The chase across the map and how Kuzco and Pacha paradoxically ended up behind up Yzma and Kronk.
Kuzco and Yzma sitting across from each other and not glimpsing each other because they alternate holding up menu boards.
Squirrel, a party balloon and a pack of sleeping jaguars.
Pachaâs daughter skipping rope while commenting about Yzmaâs age.
There are probably many more funny bits, but these are the most memorable for me.
That was his son
I really like this movie itâs so fun and a nice change from the musical types of Disney (even though those are my personal favorites). I couldnât really tell whioch scene is my personal favorite because there were too many funny scene. But I think the scene where Pachaâs children told their mother about their respective dreams was hilarious, especially the fact that their dreams really happened.
Ooh, this topic makes me want to watch the movie again
âOh no! Llama face!â
haha
Great movie. Terrible TV show though. Granted, Iâve only seen parts of some episodes but they seem to be nothing more then the same jokes in the movie repeated over and over.
Are you KIDDING?! I LOVE the Emperorâs New School, itâs just as funny as the movie! I wish I could watch it more often. Iâm not a big fan of television though, Iâm usually on the internet. Seriously though, The Emperorâs New School is amazing.
Ive only caught bits and pieces of it, it never seemed that bad to me, i want to see the show more often now that you guys are talking about it.
Maybe Disneys best modern piece. I love how it takes place in Peru (being part Peruvian) Makes me realize that country isnât as God-forsaken as I once thought it was! XD
lol well you cant believe everything you see in a Disney movie⊠Or much of anything.
It was pretty funny. David Spade was the perfect voice actor for Cuzco. Cuzco is actually the Incan capitol of Peru
^ I didnt know that
I think you mean Kronk. (it also kinda reminds me of Dory speaking whale to ask directions.) That part was hilarious as well as the rest of the movie! What I didnât get was how Kronk first spoke in English and the squirrel understood exactly, then later he had to go âsqueaker squeak squeakinâ. Then again, it was probably because the squirrel realized Yzma was eavesdropping and Kronk decided the conversation should remain between them for the squirrelâs sake so he answered in squirrel afterwards.
Whatâs appealing about Kronk is that he isnât exactly dumb, heâs rather gifted and talented and unique, but itâs just that heâs so easily distracted that he can easily flip-flop and follow the wrong crowd. (However, I found Kronkâs New Groove unneccesary).
This movie was one of the most hysterical Classic films Disney has ever made. Sure it wasnât dark or filled with sad, touching scenes or memorable songs that made most of the Disney Classics awesome, but itâs not filled with pop culture or bathroom jokes like many modern cartoons- how this film proved that you can have uproarious humor without going down that road made it very awesome.
Honestly, I used to be a fan of the television series but after a while I found the show questionableâŠKuzco seemed a lot dumber (if he had to go to school, why wait until he was 18 to start?) and the relationship between Yzma and Kuzco dullened (they didnât seem like a vengeful ex-advisor against a young emperor- it just appeared like a prideful but dumb kid getting sneaked up on by a menacing principal with a not-so-secret-lab). Nothing looked royal or peasant- it just looked like a modernized ancient school. Sometimes the jokes were funny, but not really original and got predictable. Kronk seemed to act dumb, too, when in the original movie he was just very easily distracted but not so gullible. Why is Kronk, a man of his late twenties, attending school with Kuzco? Many jokes that were great in the movie were used again in the show over and over (Kronkâs conscience, the rollercoaster to the secret lab, Yzmaâs plots, the potion labeled wrong, Kuzco turned to an animal, the film being slowed down and scribbled on, and the chimp and the bug). As I mentioned in one of my Disney rants, Disney began chewing on the old stuff so nothingâs fresh enough to be funny anymore.
Anyway, back to talking about the movie- I got the DVD (yay!) and I must say I enjoyed it more than I remember! Back some many months ago, I underestimated it because it wasnât quite as classic as other Disney movies, lacking sadness or darkness, so it wasnât quite as glorious. However, watching it again, it was impressive and a wonderfully fun film because it had such witty, original, memorable humor and was something different and interesting for Disney.
Most hilarious parts for me are when:
-Bucky the squirrel makes the balloon, pops it, the jaguars donât wake up until Kuzco yells âHa!â and wakes up the jaguears
-Kronk plays jump rope
-Yzmaâs plot- mailing to herself and smashing it with a hammer!
-Kronk has his own theme music
Pacha: Ready? about to climb up cliff Right foot firstâŠ
Kuzco: Whose right, yours or mine?
Pacha: Doesnât matter- mine.
Kuzco: Well WHY YOURS?
Kuzco: Whatâre we gonna do? whines WA-HEH-HAWH! Whatâre we gonna do weâre gonna die! Weâre gonna die thatâs it for me!
Kuzco: WAHH! LLAMA FACE!
Yzma: That is the last time we ask for directions from a SQUIRREL!
Yzma: Then I bet you werenât expecting this! about to pull up skirt
Pacha, Kuzco: NOOO!
Yzma: Aha! (reveals a sword strapped under skirt*
Pacha, Kuzco: Oh, okay shrugs it off
HaHA! Seeing under Yzmaâs dress is worse than being killed by a sword, apparently!
I was kind of skeptical about watching it, but my roommate insisted it was hilariousâŠand she was right! I thought it was really good and REALLY funny.
I agree!
Yzma: âWhy do we even have that lever?!â
Itâs been a while since Iâve seen this, but I loved the whole sequence in the restaurant kitchen, with Kronk as the cook, and Yzma and Kuzco going in and out the doors.
Oh I love this movie especially when it came to the comedyâŠ
Kuzco: âDude, you threw off my grooveâ
guard: âIâm sorry but you threw off the emeperorâs groove.â
oldman: (being thrown out the window) âSooooooorrrrrrry!â
Lol, that was one of the first parts that cracked me up but when Kuzco and Patcha went over the waterfall, I especially love when Kuzco is all like âBring it on.â That is one funny film but I do wonder why Yzma has a lever that apparantly isnât really used that often, lolâŠ
Oooooh the show was almost as good as the film.
Guess who said these:
âOh, I know. Iâll turn him into a flea, a harmless little flea. Then Iâll put the flea inside of a box, and Iâll put that box inside of another box, and then Iâll mail the box to myself.And when it arrives, Iâll SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!!!â Itâs brilliant, brilliant, brilliant!! Or, to save on postage, Iâll just poison him with this!!!"
âI just snatched you right out of the air! Look at me and my bad self NOW!!â
âI donât really think youâre my great aunt. Youâre more like my great, great, great âŠgreat great aunt.â
âThey ruined my life for NO reason!!!â
"Are you talking to that squirrel? "
" I was a junior chipmunk, uh, and I had to be versed in all the woodland creatures. "
[to squirrel]
" Please continue. "
"[walking away] "Why me? Why me? Why me? Why� "
"Hey, it doesnât always have to be about you. This poor little guyâs had it rough. Seems a talking llama gave him a hard time the other day. "
[rushes over to them]
" Oh, a talking llama? Do tell. "
âUh, he doesnât really wanna talk to you. "
" Well, then you ask him. "
[sigh]Iâ hate being in the middle. "
"So⊠whoâs in my chaaaaaair? "
" Oh, oh! I know! Yzma. Yzmaâs in your chair, right? "
" Very good, Kronk! Here. Get the snack. "
Kuzco: No! It canât be! How did you get back here before us?
Yzma: UhâŠhow did we, Kronk?
Kronk: Well, ya got me. By all accounts, it doesnât make sense.
I rewatched this movie with my friends last month, and we had a BLAST watching it. That movie is hilarious, probably one of the funniest Disney movies.
It is extremely underrated.
Itâs one of those movies that, knows itâs a cartoon, it is really jokey, Tex Avery-esque. I love the character design, itâs so different than a lot of Disney movies, which I like.
Anyway, awesome movie!
Easy. [spoil]Yzma, Kuzco, Tipo, Kuzco, Yzma & Kronk, Kuzco. [/spoil]
Well, easy for me since my sis and I watch it on DVD so many times we know these movies like we know our way around our house.
âGOW! You threw off my groove!â
âIâm sorry, but youâve thrown off the emperorâs groove.â [picks up old man]
[old man is tossed out window]âSORRRRYYYYY!â
[turns to theme song guy]: âYou were saying?â