The Quest for the 1000th User

Some of the views of this fanfiction do not necessarily resemble Pixar and should not be used as a real report by Pixar authorities


Hi folks and welcome to Woody’s Roundup. I’m Woody and this is my partner Buzz…Buzz? Hold on just a sec.

Hay Buzz! Can you give me a hand?

No I don’t want your hand!

Get up here Buzz! He’ll be right up just wait a sec.

Good grief Woody what is so important that I have to stop teaching Rex my game and come over here.

We have a visitor…

Oh well why didn’t you say so Woody. Greetings fellow lightyear humans and welcome to Andy’s room.

Buzz…

Let me show you around…

BUZZ!!!

What?

We have to stick with the script. (Shows Buzz script)

Who on earth wrote that? Some ying-yang named Al-Bob? Sheesh!!! Listen Al change your name.

Buzz…

Oh yes. So what is next Woody?

(Clears throat) (Pixar*) has gotten word that Pixar Planet a forum full of nice people and great moderators is about to
celebrate its 1,000th user sometime in the next month. Pixar* is extremely glad to know this and in return is going to go over Pixar Planets past recalling some of the most influential users who have joined until we get to announce the
1,000th user at the end.

Wow that is great. But what are we supposed to do? We don’t have any information about the users or anything.

Well we are supposed to find a user in Andy’s room that is famous in Pixar Planet History.

Well how on earth are we supposed to do that?

The script says “Tell Buzz to recall Rex’s famous quote from Toy Story 2.”

What quote…?

Rex come here!

(Rex appears on the scene;)

Hi guys…know that I am the dominant predator of the room everyone trembles before me. What do you guys need
from a T-“Rex”.

Hiya Rex we need to know what famous quote you had in Toy Story 2.

Oh that one. When the other Buzz was following us around I told him a secret about Zurgs fortress and the real entrance. I said “The real entrance is hidden in the shadows to the left.”

Thanks Rex that is all.

Oh you are welcome. (Rex stomps off)

Okay Woody does that mean? Do we need to look “in the shadows to the left?”

Uhhh…I guess that means we need to look in Andy’s left hand corner. What is in that corner?

Andy’s desk with a piece of paper on top.

Maybe the paper has the user on it.

Hey Woody your right come look at this!

[i]
“Congratulations Pixar Planet!
This Paper Ratifies your First User Registration
Mell_O_Drama
569 Total Posts
January 8, 2006”
[/i]

Is that the first user?

That is the first user Buzz. Now the script says we need to give this note to Flik outside the window.

Where is this thread going to take us? Just wondering.

My goal was to wrap up the past and finish off with the 1,000th user.

Just to celebrate in a different way…

You are pulling me into this story very slowly, but it is slowly. We’ll see where this thing goes.