Oh why didn’t I see this place before? This is the perfect place for me to rant about it.
Real genius move, Disney. NOT. Start off with two channels, each having some Disney-related cartoons and showing REAL Disney movies often. Then, slowly corrupt one by acting as if inviting ANY teen in to rip off old shows and pretend it’s always never-before-seen, and forget your old shows and movies. After that, move some cartoon shows that were on Disney Channel to Toon Disney, so fans of the older shows can still catch reruns. Then, show them only really early in the morning on Disney Channel. Then, realize that your “Disney Channel” seems to have too much stuff for teen girls, and even it out by kicking out the Toon Disney and replacing it with another channel for teen guys, both sides corrupting young children of today that haven’t hit teen years yet. And to top it all off, name it after an icon meaning laughing with scrunched face from online. Sure, Disney, way to go.
You know what’s really bad? I had stopped caring much about Disney Channel and thought maybe I could trade it on my TV for Toon Disney instead. And lo and behold, Toon Disney had been overthrown by fools. The animated shows on Disney XD AREN’T EVEN DISNEY! They looked like they’re bought from other careless cartoon channels. “Spend Saturday morning right” indeed.
Doesn’t Disney realize that Disney should be for all ages? Doesn’t Disney realize that little kids will watch all this? What’s worse is that little kids don’t notice the drastic change. Most don’t see real Disney slipping away. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve come across a little kid who is so naiive about Disney nowadays. Instead of being inspired to stay a kid somewhere in their heart, Disney is pushing little kids to start gossiping about teen celebs and dating early for no reason except some kid looks good for now. There was even an episode of one show that teased kids that haven’t kissed before, therefore pressuring the viewers to go out and kiss even if it means nothing. BAD Disney, BAD Disney.
Sure Toon Disney was bolted down by Disney making television shows out of thier old Classics, but some shows had some charm to them, like Recess or House of Mouse. And Disney decides, “You know what? We’ve been neglecting our old shows and movies only to get kids hyped with teen pop stars, and it seems to me that it’s aimed for teenage girls. What should we do to make it even? Hmmm…DO THE SAME THING TO THE OTHER CHANNEL ONLY FOR TEEN BOYS! PERFECT!”
imitates Dory Toon Disney, come ba-a-aaack!
This is what Disney’s doing.: imitates The Emperor’s New Groove
“Welcome to Disney XD! The ultimate extreme Disney Channel for guys! Complete with teenage material for boys!”
Toon Disney:“Uh…I don’t understand how this could happen…”
Newer Disney: “Lemme clear it up for you. At the premiere tomorrow, I give the word, and your old beloved shows and movies of what’s left of the old animated Disney which Disney is treasured for in the first place because it’s for all ages will be destroyed, to make way FOR THIS!”
Toon Disney: “But where will we go?”
Newer Disney: “Hmmm…don’t know, don’t care. How 'bout that?”
Am I right?
Seriously guys, can Disney on TV have no balance? What the heck are they thinking??
Jane (from Tarzan) says: when Disney Channel goes teen-celeb-central: “Well it can’t get much worse than this, can it?” breaking news, Disney XD overthrows Toon Disney despite fans’ angered protests “Well obviously it can.”
Here’s a quote from Atlantis that I find perfect for this situation:
-“The people are content-”
-“They do not know any better! We were once a great people and now we live in ruins! The kings of our past would weep if they could see have far we have fallen.”
Argh I hate DisneyXD. Overrated. imitates Kuzco All I know is that it looked iffy. And I’m not the only one who thinks that, I’m sure.
imitates Tantor DISNEY! Are you sure this channel’s a good example? It looks QUESTIONABLE to me!
P.S. I’ve once read this awesome absolutely intensely lovable Disney fanfic in which while House of Mouse goes out of business forever, Mickey and friends won’t stand for only existing as a CG preschool show. It’s insulting, not only to Mickey but to Walt Disney himself! Donald’s ranting and raving after being forced into it is perfect for his character. Then the older Disney characters even die as fans forget about them (kind of like Tinker Bell dying if one does not believe in fairies). It’s a really intriguing read and I would definitely recommend it to you, but last time I checked, this amazing fanfic was deleted. sigh I wish the author would post it up again, and not only that, even send it to Disney!
And on another note, I’ve planned this for a long while, but I kept putting it off: should I write a letter and petition to Disney before it sinks even furthur?