Top 10 funniest pxar moments

Enough of the most disturbing, here are my top 10 funniest Pixar moments:
10. I’m not a girl’s toy!
I haven’t seen TS3 yet, though it was quite a funny line, so Its here anyway. Incase you didn’t know., Ken says it at the gambling table in the trailers.
9. Monsters’ Inc. Teaser
It’s actually pretty funny for a teaser, with Mike saying he must of read it wrong with his one eye.
8. A Bug’s Life Outtakes
It has real funny outtakes like Hiemlich being smushed against the screen, or maybe Flik saying “To infinity and beyond!”
7. Various Up moments
The most memorable (well, since I can’t remember the rest, lol) moment was when worker Tom points out that Carl poured grape juice into someone else’s (can’t remember who) gas tank, with Carl replying “That was a good one.”
6. Adult Humor in the Pixar films
Since the films are for the whole family, Pixar hides in little adult jokes that kids don’t get. Like Woody calling Buzz “Buzz LightBEER” and Tia and Nia flashing their headlights.
5. Your Friend The Rat moments
In this short there are a couple of funny moments, including P.T. Flea’s appearence.
4. Various WALL-E moments
There’s several funny moments in this film, like EVE shooting the rouge robots picture, EVE jumping about in WALL-E’s room, etc.
3. MI Outtakes
Like ABL, there are several funny outtakes in these outtakes, like the door shredding fail and slow motio trip.
2. Mr.s Nesbit and other TS moments
It was hilrious when Buzz was Mrs. Nesbit, with his crazy laugh. There were also a few other funny TS moments like the toys screaming at the present that “gets bigger”, and the “What are you trying to pull?” part.

  1. Various Jack Jack Attack moments
    This film is just really funny, from Kari’s “I’m Kari! The babysitter!” line to Jack Jack just being funny by being cute.
    What are you’re top 5/10 funniest pixar moments?

I couldn’t decide my top ten in order, so I just picked the two funniest moments from the eleven movies:

Toy Story- I am Mrs Nesbit! / Sid saying he wants to ride the pony

A Bug’s Life- If I didn’t promise Mother on her death-bed that I wouldn’t kill you, I would kill you! / Heimlich gets his wings

Toy Story 2- Jessie’s introduction / Woody pranking Buzz during the credit-outtakes

Monsters, Inc.- Oh that darned paperwork, wouldn’t it be better if it all just blew away? / Rozz’s surprise appearances during the credit-outtakes

Finding Nemo- the one bubble appears near the pelican “Nice.” / Hey, I can speak whale!

The Incredibles- the bubble gum kid on the tricycle / Honey, where’s my super-suit?

Cars- Guido and Linguini meet the Ferrari / the cars-parodies during the credits (Monsters, Inc. being the funniest)

Ratatouille- Remy and the blind-folded Linguini unveil the knife / Ratpatootie!

Wall-E- M-O’s freakout to Wall-E’s tread on his face / Gopher’s death

Up - Get off of his roof! / Dug’s awesome squirrel joke

Toy Story 3- Chuckles’ first appearance / “Barbie has some really nice handwriting.” “I don’t think that’s Barbie.”

In other words, lol…

Thanks, I never noticed the Mia and Tia joke before, but what about Jack Jack Attack’s B.S. joke, or Guido giving the middle finger and actually swearing in Italian to Chick Hick’s pit crew? Or the “Welcome to Hell” line in Ratatouille? Those all made me laugh.

I agree with quite a few on Chuckle’s list!

Yeah, you made a good list. :slight_smile:
Wait, Guido gave the middle finger?

Toy Story- Sid saying “I want to ride the pony!”
A Bug’s Life- Heimlech saying “You all look like little ants!”
Toy Story 2- Mr. Potatohead putting on shoes instead of his angry eyes.
Monster’s Inc.- Rhoz saying," I’m watching you Mike Wazowski, aalways watching."
Finding Nemo- Dory speaking whale and the part when she’s talking in her sleep.
The Incredibles- The kid on the bike
Cars- the tractor tippin’
Ratatouille- The old lady shooting at the mice
WALL-E- WALL-E putting dirty tread marks on M-O’s face and the lifeguard bot getting splashed. And the bra.
Up- Alpha’s broken collar
Toy Story 3- Mr. Potato head flopping around with a soft taco shell as his body.

Toy Story- Woody pushes RC out of the van, with Rex’s classic line “He’s at it again!”
A Bug’s Life- tba
Toy Story 2- In the outtakes where Jessie pulls Woody’s pullstring off.
Monsters Inc- The commercial scene at the beginning.
Finding Nemo- “Hop inside my mouth if you want to live.”
The Incredibles- “Honey, where’s my super suit?”
Cars- The Pixar parodies in the end credits.
Ratatouille- Linguini getting drunk, and the aftermath when Remy’s trying to control him when asleep.
Wall.E- Wall.E’s liking of Hello Dolly!
Up- Any scene with the mighty Dug.
Toy Story 3- tba, but so far, it’s this little bit.
Buzz: What a nice bear.
Rex: And he smells of strawberries!

I’d have to work harder to come up with and organize 10, but a few off the top of my head:

The one that makes me laugh every single time: From Ratatouille, the moment the Health Inspector opens the door and just drops his clipboard when he sees the kitchen full of rats.

Also Ratatouille, Linguini’s drunk scene, especially, “Nopity-nopity-noooo” and the whole “rat patootie” thing. (“Which does not sound delicious!”)

Incredibles: The scene with Edna and Helen, where E ends up whapping her with the newspaper: “Pull - yourself - together!”

Toy Story 3: Spanish Buzz [spoil](esp the dance-around-Jessie to impress her)[/spoil] and [spoil]Mr Tortilla Head![/spoil]

Toy Story: The argument between Buzz and Woody that includes the whole “You are a toy!” / “You are a sad, strange little man” exchange.

Tractor Tipping from “Cars” - I had no idea that was coming! As Mater says, I don’t care who you are, that there’s funny.

“Jack Jack Attack” - Syndrome’s line about having a big “BS” on his chest, and Kari ranting at Rick Dicker, “The baby was EXPLODING! You ever sit an exploding baby, Mr Dicker?!”

Anyway, a few moments that stand out to me.

Okay, so I have more that 10, but here’s my list:

  1. Toy Story - “You’re a toy!” “You’re a sad strange little man.”

  2. A Bug’s Life - Heimlich turning into a butterfly.

  3. Toy Story 2 - “Use your head Rex!” “But I don’t wanna use my head!”, and “Buzz, I am your father!”

  4. Monsters Inc. - When Mike and Sulley get on the magazine cover (and the UPC code is on Mike’s face)

  5. Finding Nemo - “Shark Bait Hoo-ha-ha!”, “P Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney, gasp I remembered what it said!”, “Boy, that’s gotta be frustrating.”, and “Mine! Mine! Mine!”

  6. The Incredibles - “Where’s my super suit?!” and “Hey! No force fields!”

  7. Cars - “Lightning McQueen Wins by a Tongue!”, “Lightning Storm”, and “We love you Lightning!!!”

  8. Ratatouille - “Has a smoky flavor, what would you call it?” “Uh, lightning-y?”, Remy controlling Linguini, the Special Order scene, the talking Gusteau cardboards and when Anton Ego eats the Ratatouille.

  9. WALL•E - Eve dancing in the truck, “12:30?! Auto, you let me sleep again?!!” “Humans would put seeds in the ground, pour water on them, and they’d grow food, like pizza!”, VN-GO hiding in the closet, and when the Captain stands up and everybody cheers.

  10. Up - When Carl meets Ellie, Russell’s introduction, the squirrel moments, and a scene where some dogs are playing poker.

  11. Toy Story 3 - [spoil]The opening sequence, Ken meeting Barbie, “Baron von Shush!”, “Are you classically trained?”, Chuckles’ intro, Spanish Buzz, the Chatter telephone’s escape plan briefing to Woody, and “The Claw!!!”[/spoil]

Hello, fspot90 ! Welcome to Pixar Planet. :slight_smile:

1.) "You actually think you’re the real Buzz Lightyear? Oh, all this time, I thought it was an act!
2.)Mrs. Nesbit. :laughing:
3.)I don’t wanna use my head!!!
4.)That robot getting smashed in wall-E, after missing the pool by that much!!
5.)The dead supers montage-The Incredibles
6.)The fight in the van-The Incredibles
7.)“Where’s my super suit?”
8.Everything Dug says. Literally. <3
9.)A lot of things in Ratatouille.
10.)The whole "You are a toy!!"scene.

And, “laser envy” in Toy Story.

Anywho,in no particular order:

  • Mike spraying himself in the eye with disinfectant.-Monsters Inc. I have no idea why it makes me
    laugh so hard.

  • Buttercup: “There is no way out!! Just kidding, door’s right over there.”-Toy Story 3

  • “That doesn’t even rhyme!” “Yeah it does!”- Up

-“Break a leg.” “Whoa, you’re vicious!” - A Bug’s Life

-M-O freaking out after Wall-E gets dirt on his face.

-Please refer to my avatar.

-Mrs. Nesbitt.

I like your list, rock-itpop. 8D

Like most people, cba to list 10 so I’ll do all the films:

Toy Story: The classic “You. Are. A. Toy!” still cracks me up! It has to be the most frequently passed around joke between me and my friends. :smiley:
A Bug’s Life: The bit when Flik’s leaving the colony, gets up on the dandelion, and all the cheesy theme music comes on as he waves goodbye to Dot and is about to start his new adventure and…he smashes into a rock, and he’s like “I’m oh-kay!”, and that other ants like “Your dads right, he’s gonna die.” 8D
Toy Story 2: I love the tour guide Barbie, how she’s like “bye-bye now, bye-bye, bye, have a safe journey, bye-bye!” But I love the outtakes too, especially when Mrs Potato Head is continously handing different body parts to Mr Potato Head.
Monsters, Inc.: Their musical! “Put that thing back where it came from or so help me, so help me!”. But theres so many funny parts in that film! 8D
Finding Nemo: Gotta be Dory trying to speak whale. Ha!
The Incredibles: Love the bit when Mr Incredible’s going on his first mission onto Syndromes island, and all the music starts and he gets stuck in the machine. I love visual gags like that. :smiley:
Cars: Probably when Lightnings trying to hide after he has his threeway tie…I dunno :neutral_face: .
Ratatouille: Probably every single time Skinner speaks 8D .
Wall-E: M-O trying to clean Wall-E and Wall-E constantly winding him up has to be one of the most amusing scenes in Pixar history imo.
Up: Everything that comes out of Dug’s mouth.
Toy Story 3: About to go and watch it now! But the bit at the start when Woody’s commanding the dog (can’t remember his name, Buster?) and he walks in and falls on top of him. 8D

Nice list, definedancing!

definedancing, I really like your list!!

I also like when Mr. Incredible smashes a car with a tree in “Glory Days”. One of the Incredibles jokes that still manages to make me laugh.

And when he throws his boss through those walls, and the little lad on his trike, and Jack-Jack at the end when he’s in flames and just laughing away :smiley:

Exactly. 8D And the trike kid is Rusty. :wink:

And the thing Rusty says is, “THAT WAS TOTALLY WICKED!!!”

I was watching it again last night. One thing that still cracks me up is when Syndrome gets sucked into his jet. Yes, it’s morbid. No, I’m not ashamed. It’s funny. 8D

I don’t think it was funny. He got what he deserved, but I can’t laugh when people are killed off, no matter how bad they are.