False. I do listen to it on the way to work, but otherwise, I wouldn’t bother.
You never watch TV (by “never”, as in no more than one hour a week).
Completely true. I only use my TV as a monitor for my computer, bluray and stuff.
You’re a self admitted douche.
Nope, I don’t consider myself a “douche”. Nobody has called me that, either (but I’ve been called other names). I can probably call myself a coward or a tightwad (if I had to pick a disparaging term), but I don’t consider myself mean or unfriendly.
You think the best of others.
False.
You have more than one passport.
False.
You have lived in a foreign country for more than five years.
False.
You’re a guru.
False. I don’t think I’m smart in anything, I’ve never been a teacher, and I’m not really a spiritual sort of person.
You have a full-time job, five days a week.
False, I’m a bum 
You enjoy gillato
No more than I enjoy admitting that I don’t know that word. Do you mean gelato?
You’re a decent archer.
False. Although I’ve fired several arrows before, I was never a good shot.
You’re a decent swimmer.
False.
You have a favourite book.
True. His Dark Materials: Northern Lights.
You have a favourite video game.
False.
You’ve always lived on the same house.
False… I’ve moved twice…
You own a pet.
False. I owe a monkey, but it is my secretary, not a pet.
…kidding.
You like Edgar Wright films.
I’ve seen the Scott Pilgrim movie and I loved that, so in a way True
You are looking forward to at least one movie this year other than Monsters University. No offense to anyone, but there are a few people on here who seem to only watch Pixar movies. Not saying that’s a bad thing, just saying I’ve noticed that.
Very true.
You’re not a Pixar fan, but a film fan.
True.
You are an Astrophysicist.
False.
Your country uses dollars as an official currency.
True
You like living in your country.