[spoiler]After receiving a WALL•E watch, I started to question whether or not this film was going to flop or not. But I reminded myself of the 23.3. million dollars it had made opening day, so that was encouraging. I got candy and a soda, sat on the stiff chair and sticky floor, and waited for the movie to start, very nervous. The theatre showing it eighteen minutes late didn’t help much.
Finally, the Disney theme starts. I relax. The Pixar logo begins. I get nervous again. The movie starts. Immediately my mind tells me, “They couldn’t have chosen a better song.” It was true; the song seemed to say that this is going to be one of the best movies you’ll ever see.
After flying around WALL•E’s town full of garbage skyscrapers, I saw how much damage had been done to the planet. It was very sad to see one little robot working on this enormous mess, and the occasional collapse of one of these skyscrapers. 
Then WALL•E follows the laser guides to EVE, where he is in pure amazement, as I was. When EVE started searching for vegetation, she couldn’t have looked more determined, especially after trying to destroy whatever-it-was that was going to disturb her work. After going through the planet, becoming more and more frustrated, WALL•E was shown to have compassion for her, and most of all, love. After WALL•E gets EVE’s attention, things start to get hilarious. I, for the first time in years, was truly “laughing out loud”.
After EVE took WALL•E’s plant and went into hibernation, I felt so bad for thee both of them. Just when WALL•E is going to be the hero, the rocket takes off with him still clinging on, and poor Hal has to see his friend take off into deep space without getting to “say” goodbye.
After a very freaky but stunning ride through oter space, EVE’s ship arrives at the Axiom, which is populated to the max with robots. I must say that WALL•E and M•O make one of the most hilarious pairs in Pixar history; I’m still trying to decide between them and Remy/Linguini, but that’s off-topic, so…
The upcoming adventures are too hard to describe, but I’ll just say that I found myself with my mouth open about five times.
Captain. Oh, that Captain.
Captain has the funniest quotes in the film, mainly because he’s so stupid when it comes to common knowledge here in 2008, but there in 2810, they know nothing about our world today. I cracked up every time he thought of “pizza plants”.
Mary and John were a great couple, and because they met WALL•E, their lives wee changed. And WALL•E had not only changed their lives, but mine also. If you haven’t noticed, I’ve changed my favorite Pixar film in my profile.= to WALL•E, and added a funny WALL•E avatr to go with it.
Why? Because WALL•E totally rocks! 
And that’s my review of WALL•E: 5 stars! Although there was a strong relationship, it wasn’t some Disney couple who knew nothing about each other and thought each other looked good, but this couple, WALL•E and EVE, knew about and cared for each other, and that’s what it takes to make a classic movie, which I’m sure WALL•E will be.
Oh, one more thing: It was so funny to see that WALL•E can’t pronounce the name of the love of his life. XD[/spoiler]