EVE: Environmental-Versatile-Explorer
“Introducing the all new EVE from Buy N Large. Environmental. Never let moving stress you again as the all new EVE will make sure the environment is safe for you back home, or any other place that suites you. No matter the location, EVE will find you the choice spot to satisfy all your needs and guarantee you the most environmentally stable location. Versatile. With advanced hovering capabilities and weaponry, there isn’t a spot EVE can’t reach or danger EVE can’t match. Hovering means that no matter the terrain, EVE will get the job done, and with a max speed of --mph, in a very timely manner at that. Explorer. New GPS features makes it easy for you to know where EVE is at all time, as EVE will travel to new locations not charted yet, and automatically update all GPS information for future use. With so many unexplored locations out there, why not have EVE find you the best possible one?”
Poorly written, I know, but you get the idea.
Or it could always go like this if spelt different…
EVE: Environmental-VersatileEarth Class
“Introducing the all new EVE from Buy N Large. Environmental. Never let moving stress you again as the all new EVE will make sure the environment is safe for you back home, or any other place that suites you. No matter the location, EVE will find you the choice spot to satisfy all your needs and guarantee you the most environmentally stable location. Versatile. With advanced hovering capabilities and weaponry, there isn’t a spot EVE can’t reach or danger EVE can’t match. Hovering means that no matter the terrain, EVE will get the job done, and with a max speed of --mph, in a very timely manner at that. Earth Class. Designed for your world. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the stars for when you return, EVE will make sure its it the best possible way.”
or maybe I’m way off, who knows, besides PIXAR.
It’s fun to guess though, helps pass the time.
