One I won’t quote here, I’ll just say it’s a line from pulp fiction.
The other: Yes, I am serious, and STOP CALLING ME SHIRLEY!
I tend to say “To each his own,” a lot, 'cause I’m very open minded and like when everyone feels free to say what he or she feels. And I also don’t like when people try to force opinions on each other.
And, even though I don’t use it as much as I used to, my trademark and favorite phrase is “HOLY CRAP!” 
Gee Vi, for some reason, I never figured you to ever say Holy Crap. 
I like saying a modified version of a South Park quote from Kyle, “There is no justice in this world. Job got all his children killed and Michael Bay gets to keep making movies.”
And, “Wow, I haven’t seen this much intolerance since Proposistion 8 got passed.” Think my cousin said it while we were watching a History Channel special on the Aryan Brotherhood.
Where ???
Mine would have to be from Fight Club
“Sticking feathers in your butt, does not make you a chicken”
I try to use it as often as possible, but its not the kinda quote you can work into normal everyday conversations
“Whatever you do for the least of these, you do for me.” -Jesus.
~“Holy Porsche!”
~“I create feelings in others they themselves don’t understand.”
~“If at first ya don’t succeed, try, try, again.”
~“I’ll cross that bridge when we get to it.”
~“If a woman’s playing hard to get, just jump on a faster horse.”
~“Crazy grandpa car. What an idiot!”
~“Just keep swimming! Just keep swimming!”
~“You have my pity. Farewell.”
~“Put that thing back where it came from, or so help me!”
~“Squirrel!”
Uh, there’s a lot of quotes I say, but a lot of them would probably get me banned from these forums.
one I can say is me and my friends usually quote the rednecks on South Park who say “They Took Our Jobs!” and then they say it more distorted so it sounds like “They Took Our Jobs! D TK R JBS! DER DAR DAR!!!” really random, but it cracks us up.
“Missed it by THAT much.”
Anyone know where that’s from?
This is one of my favorite quotes, and I’ve used it!
Here are a few I say a lot
“Two words-Hakuna Matata”
-The Lion King
“Well la dee, fricken DAH”
-Chris Farley
“I believe in America”
-I say this in awkward situations, it’s a quote from an internet video
“Homeboy!”
-Antoine Dodson
“Hella”
-I’m from Northern California, I can’t help saying it.
Here are some not famous ones, but I still say them a lot
“’ 'Merica”
-Lots of kids at my high school said this more patriotic way of saying America.
“Sweet As”
-When I was a student ambassador in Great Britian, a group of New Zealanders would say this instead of “cool”. I think it’s hilarious so say it a lot.
Hakuna Matata.
“I don’t work at being ordinary”
“So we meet again, Orville Redenbacher.”
(You win a million internets if you know what that’s from. 
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“Bread makes you FAT!?”
(My friends and I re-enact that scene alot, and it’s fun to randomly yell that in the lunchroom at school.)
All you need is love.
Well, I get the feeling that it’s from that one movie called Get Smart…
I say lots all the time. If it’s in the bible, a Disney movie, a PIXAR movie, HtTYD, or Walt Disney said it, I’ve quoted it.
The one I’ve used most recently is a Shakespeare line, probably the only one I truly understand:
“Now is the winter of our discontent”
“Choose a job you love, and you’ll never have to work a day in your life” - Confucius
‘I’ll be back’
Do you say it in an Austrian accent? 
Usually, when I play with my little baby doggie, I sometimes say “squirriel” to get his attention.