Worst Jessie toys ever

Ever notice how many Jessie toys they have made over the years came out really creepy? I wrote an article on my blog about this ninjapiratereviews.blogspot.com/ … -ever.html
Enjoy! Warning, a little language is used here.

That last pic is just… WOW… creepy

I have always wondered myself it took them so long to make the right doll. Before the recent deluxe replica came out, I was never satisfied with any Jessie doll I saw. And I have been a big fan of her since the second movie came out.

Yeah, the ones you show us are really creepy. But yu forget to mention Mattell fashion doll, really - she’s also rather ugly. However, I just loved this figurine:
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That’s a cute figurine :smiley:

tats why my first jessie is the toy story collection one… after all these years…

I thought they did Jessie right before (Mattel’s current Jessie, earlier Thinkway figures), however, some of these are just disgraceful. the action figure looks like a villain, and the plush Jessie was even worse than that. I also hoped I’d never cross paths with Talk 'n Yodel Jessie again…

You’re right, she’s the creepiest. Looks like took some terrible drug.The action figure from the blog looks like chinese fake - like the ones from anothe topic around.

And yes, one other thing…

Do you have any links to this article or, maybe, the full text? I’d like to read it.

^^^^^^^^I’ll be seeing this in my nightmares.

Thanks for sharing that link, I’m amazed on how many creepy Jessies there are out there.

I personally want to wait for the UK Jessie. She’s got the head of the Barbie type Jessie but with the correct size cloth body.

She’s a favorite of mine, and besides, my Buzz Lightyear is lonely -Omar

WOW. Those last few Jessie toys were just plain…freaky. :open_mouth:

This is a Disney Store fasion doll, isn’t it? I saw her at Amazon and I thought her body was OK. The idea of making her as a fashion doll is good, but Mattell one was really creepy to me. This one is better (and I know Disney Store fashion dolls are great since I had some - but sold them all)… except her facial expression. Better than other ones, but still… Yep, she’s stoned.

Yesterday my friend phoned from Germany. She said she bought me a Jessie action figure. I know she has the taste and she knows my tastes, I don’t much doubt she didn’t get one of THESE… Still I start to be afraid at times.

I have that figurine! It’s gorgeous! :smiley:

That figurine is 100 times better then those other Jessie toys. :slight_smile:

I’ll have to say, the first two and the fifth (despite being cross-eyed) are really cute… the others are just plain WTF.

And the demotivator on that page made me lawl. :laughing:

I’m so glad you’re all amused by my article ^^

Haha, nice article Dragonrider! :laughing: Wow, I didn’t realise how creepy some of the Jessie dolls were…I certainly wouldn’t like to have some of those in my bedroom.