A horror film. You could still ‘get the girl’ in a horror flick, and I’m really bad at making jokes. 
Would you rather be stuck in a family sitcom or a police procedural?
Family Sitcom, I guess. Would you rather see Pixar rename Cars 2, Cars2 Incredibles86 revenge of the peTe Docta’, or rename the re-release of A Bug’s life in 3-D, Rocky vs. Ogre named Shrek 3? 
Cars2 Incredibles86 revenge of the peTe Docta.
Because I prefer ‘A Bug’s Life’ and wouldn’t want it to have some stupid name
Would you rather have Toy Story 3 released, have it be better than the first two, a truely fantastic movie, and die at aged 65 … or have it not (ever) released and die at 75 
Die at age 65, and have Toy Story 3 be a good movie.
Would you rather take a tour of Pixar by John Lasseter or Walt Disney?
John Lasseter wouldn’t reveal anything, although he would show you how everything worked at Pixar. Whilst, Walt Disney would be confused by the computer animation (because he died in the 1960s), although he would let you watch the first 30 minutes of A Bug’s Life 2. Coming to a theater near you 2012. (Not really).
Tour with John Lasseter (because he’s awesome! 
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Would you rather eat raw blowfish or jellyfish? (Sorry if it’s too harsh, my first time. I couldn’t think of a good one.) 
Raw blowfish. It would be awkward, but better than the jellyfish. 
Would you rather watch Cheaper by the Dozen 3 starring Taylor Lautner and whoever plays Edward in Twilight playing the parents, and Drake Bell play all 12 kids, or watch Where the Wild Things Are 888888888888888 directed by Steve Bushemi , and starring Mr. Incredible as every character?
The second one (can’t be bothered typing it) - Steve Buscemi’s a legend!
Would you rather be fully blind, orrrr be deaf, inability to speak, and be paralyzed from the waist down. 
Bling!
EDIT: I mean Blind.
Would you rather go back in time and runthrough the Lord of the Rings film set and scream, “This Is My House”, or “Go Pixar Cars… 3.1415(etc for a minute)”. They would both show up in the film.
The second one, absolutely. I know 160 digits of pi!
Would you rather be super sucessful and never see another Pixar film again or live in poverty with nothing but a TV, a DVD player, and the Pixar movies?
Woah, for real? That’s really cool!
As much as I love Pixar, I think I’d have to go without the movies and still be successful, since I’ve worked so hard during school and stuff (I’m such a realist xD )
Would you rather become famous from being in a music band or in the movies?
Movies. I want to get my own action movie (It’ll be called “Super-Awesome-Scrawny-Asian-Dude”). Plus, I’m terrible at singing. 
This is a very famous philosophical question on Utilitarianism (“The ends justify the means”) versus Kantianism (“Any proactive action is contrary to natural law”). You’ll see what I mean… (Note: The original thought experiment was much more disturbing, but I’ve modified it to suit the family theme of this forum.)
You’re Mr Incredible. Or Violet. Or Jack-Jack. Whatever suits your fancy. Bomb Voyage has kidnapped your family and strapped them to the exit channel of a sewage pipe. At another exit, he has placed a chubby businessman in a suit. His voice sounds strangely like several characters you’ve seen in other Pixar movies…
Anyway, he has detonated a septic tank, and right now, the vilest waste products of Metroville are descending down the pipes towards the two exits. It’s not enough to drown them (since this a family forum, after all), but probably sufficient to leave them stinking for weeks. The mime has escaped, but he has kindly left you a lever which would allow you to divert the flow of sewage to either one of the pipes. He of course, has the courtesy to set it to reach your superhero family by default.
So here’s the dilemma: Do you redirect the sewage flow to reach the familiar-sounding bean-counter? Or do you sacrifice your family to a month of Lysol, because then you will not morally be at-fault?
Redirect the sewage flow
Would you work for Pixar and be some top executive guy, very high up the ranking, but have the common cold (and a bad one), for 5 long years non-stop. And get ill often…
Or…
Have a bog basic job, but have perfect health and never catch an illness bug, common cold, headache, etc etc.
Pixarinho: So you’d sacrifice one man for the greater good, even if it means being responsible for his fate? That makes you a classic consequentialist. Interesting…
If it means I get well after the 5 years, I think I’ll go with the plushy job with the best studio in the world.
Would you skydive without a parachute into the ocean (from airplane height, so, say, 30,000 ft), or jump from a 20-storey building in the middle of town holding onto the bungee cord?
Jump off the building because I could tie the cord to something to stop me.
Would you rather watch a Pixar movie written by someone from DreamWorks or Toy Story 4 written by me?
Pixar Movie written by someone from DreamWorks.
I like all Pixar movies but I’m not a Pixar fan, I’m a Toy Story fan.
Also I hate fan fiction.
Who you rather not watch TV or not have a computer to use?
(Simple but I got to keep it appropriate.)
Firstly, WHOA, not all fan fiction is bad. Biased opinion, but I think my TS4 is pretty good.
Secondly, no TV, easy.
Thirdly, would you rather have your computer crash when you’re typing the report of your life or have your cable box turn off when you’re DVRing the only showing of TS3 for 30 years?
Computer crashing in a zip. I’m a fast typer , so I could probably get it re-done quickly.
Would you rather drink your least favorite drink for the rest of your life, or eat your least favorite food for the rest of your life?
My least favourite drink is Sangria, which tastes like watered-down cough medicine (Sorry to fans, but that’s what I feel!). My least favourite dish would be squid sushi, because squid tastes like rubber (and the suckers on the legs disgust me) and I dislike rice. So given a choice between cough syrup and rubber rice balls, I’d have to go with the former. At least I can have other liquid-based dishes like soups and stews!
Who would win in a fight? AUTO or Randall?
Randall!
Would you rather eat a spider or eat a ant?
I’ve accidentally devoured ants that crawl into my food/drink, so I’d have to go with the latter.
Would you rather drive the Pizza Planet Truck or Mack in a death race? (The truck is more nimble and fast, but you can mow down the competition with Mack. 
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