I was going more about aesthetics. And Suspension is more stable for longer distances.
Helen. I really love Bob, but Helen is like the glue that holds the family together and dang proud of it.
A Goofy Movie or Treasure of the Lost Lamp?
A Goofy Movie
Beauty and the Beast or The Little Mermaid?
Beauty and the Beast, no contest.
McQueen or Mater?
Beauty and the Beast
Hey Arnold or Wild Thornberries?
Never saw any. Wild Thornberries.
McQueen or Mater?
McQueen. I’ve always liked Wilson’s laid back dudelivery no matter what role he plays.
CD or vinyl?
CD.
Flik or Dot?
Flik. Dave Foley owns my heart.
Little Shop of Horrors or Little Mermaid?
Little Mermaid.
Remy or Linguini?
Linguini
Wall Rat or A Real Gourmet Kitchen?
They’re both among my favorites. A Real Gourmet Kitchen.
WALL·E or EVE?
WALL-E. He’s like an ET and Johnny 5 hybrid but even cuter.
Movies in theaters or on DVD/home video/whatever?
In theatres. Even though I don’t really have the money and I always have to go by myself and often too shy to leave the house.
Santa Claus or the Holiday Armadillo?
Holiday Armadillo.
Carl or Russell?
Carl
Santa Claus the Movie or The Santa Clause?
The first is the one from Richard Donner? Then that one.
Monica, Rachel or Phoebe?
Monica just because she shares my name and I enjoy her OCDness (if I remember the show correctly).
Ross, Chandler, or Joey?
Ross. I always felt kind of sorry for his series of misfortunes.
And once again I’m thinking of that really odd video I saw last week that catalogues black speaking roles in the series in a comedic “rap-up”
Jugs or cartons?
Jugs 
lol, jk. I couldn’t resist
Would you rather hang out with William Shatner or Barack Obama?
Can I have dinner with both? I mean that would be a night of legend. I’d end up speaking in Tamarian syntax for the rest of my life just because of it. Obama and Shatner at table in Tanagra.
Obscure TNG for the win.
Picard or Kirk?