Hard to choose…Kirk. When in doubt, choose the classics.
Disney or Cartoon Network(though they both suck)?
Cartoon Network. Though not as great as it was in the past, I still contend that it’s a highly entertaining channel with enjoyable programming. I can’t say the same for Disney.
tumblr or facebook? and if neither message board or blog?
Pixar Planet or Pixar movies?
That’s too chicken/egg for me to answer properly. But at the moment Pixar Planet
Fight Club or Seven?
I’ve seen neither
Pepsi or Coke?
I always have trouble telling them apart. 
Pepsi, because I have the old Pepsi jingle in my head after watching Fobbies are Borange.
Telephones or Skype?
Telephones, but I hate communication period
Except for internet…
Pants or skirt/kilt?
Telephones. Skype is almost useless to me because I don’t really know anyone who has it and I can never get it to work properly.
Hipsters or Posers?
Oh Lord…I hate both… 
Hipsters, because at least they mean it
Spanish or French?
French. Such a beautiful language. And I prefer pants.
Tupperware or Rubbermaid.
Tupperware. Don’t care, though, I just guessed. 
Fat or Anorexic?
If you can believe it, I’ll go with fat. There is just something dreadfully unnatural about the look of annorexic people…I REALLY hope I don’t offend anyone with this statement.
Flowers or chocolate?
Chocolate. Flowers die, and don’t taste good.
Stupid, or annoying?
Stupid. Because stupid people can be insightful and sweet despite their intelligence.
Dickens or Hugo?
Dickens
Disney or Nick?
Nick: They still run old-school Spongebob and Avatar repeats right?
Big Rock Candy Mountain or A Man of Constant Sorrow?
Man of Constant Sorrow(love how you used songs from Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?!! 
Q-Tips or cottonballs?
^Everybody who hasn’t seen that movie needs to. Just excellent.
Q-tips
Baby oil or rubbing alcohol?
Definitely rubbing alcohol. (I know!! It’s funny, but you still get something out of it by the end.)
Toy Story 3 or Up?
Toy Story 3. Forgive me Up fans, but I found the movie to be simply entertaining and not transcendental. Not that TS3 was either, but it just seemed like for a few months you weren’t allowed to say “It was OK”
Digital or film?