My favorite is this.[b]Dot: But it’s a
rock. Flik: shouting!! I know it’s a rock! Don’t you think I know a rock when I see a rock? I’ve spent a lot
of time around rocks!!
Dot: You’re weird, but I like you. [/b]
That is how my girlfriend thinks. She knows I am an obsessed fan of The
Incredibles, but she still loves me anyways. That is one of my favorite Dot quotes.
[size=92]OH EHM GEE! Now I know!
O.O[/size]
I loved it when Molt was adding on to Hopper’s story after he goes "The Grasshopers eat
the food,"
he just interrupts with, “And the birds eat the grasshoppers!”
I just
knew something painful was gonna happen to him after that.
One of my favorite lines has always been P.T.'s: "There was a line of flies outside the tent going on
forever - it must have been a foot long!" 
It goes by so fast, but it’s such great Pixar
humor.
And of course I like just about everything that comes out of Flik’s mouth. He was my hero from
the moment he said “Being little’s not such a bad thing.” 
I didn’t catch that line. Can you tell me exactly what
part was that PT line from?
I remember that line, but not where or when
it was. 
I’ve always loved this one:
[i]This is nothing compared to the Twig of
'93![/i]
And this:
That would be suicide!
Those
always crack me up!
Gasduude- No matter how many times I hear that
first line, it always cracks me up.
[b]The
Star Swordsman[/b] - That line of P.T.'s was uttered at the part where the outrageous little flea
finally discovers his circus troop/employees at Ant Island. This is right before the ant colony discovers that
Flik had “hired” circus bugs and not real warriors.
How about
"Spinning a web of safety IN LESS, THAN (waps himself into a
camera)
“Ah! Remember Ma!”
CL: Oh yeah, that was a really funny quote. I love it that he knocks out the grasshopper behind him.
I know this is a little late (considering the last post was in september… but…)
My fav would HAVE to be:
Atta- I…think I’ll just go check on the bird…
exits left, then comes back on screen embarrassed.
Atta- Bird’s this way…
Flik- a dazed expression on his face Yeah… Birds that way. laughs
he turns to the circus bugs who all have knowing smiles on their faces
Flik- She went the wrong… What?
Aw! Lol that was funny and cute at the same time!
(And the SUICIDE line gets to me too! xD)
^That’s one of my favorites, too.
Heimlich: “I’m a cute little bumblebee!”
An oldie but a goodie. 
Yes, that was really funny and it was kinda cute that Tuck and Roll formed with their antennae a heart^^
Heimlich: “But I AM flying! From up here, you look like little ants!” (really consequential since he’s talking with ants^^ 
)
Atta: “Even Hopper is afraid of birds.”
Flik: “Yeah… say that again…”
Atta: “I said even Hopper is afraid of birds.”
Flik: leaves and then comes back “Thank you.” kisses her on the cheek and leaves again
Flik: rushes in to the infarmary “Hopper’s afraid of birds!”
Francis: “Well, I don’t blame him.”
Atta: “You see Hopper, nature has a certain order. The ants pick the food, the ants keep the food and the grasshoppers leave!”
Queen after hearing Flik’s idea with the bigger bugs: “Why didn’t I think of that? Because it’s suicide!”
Fly: “Hey, waiter, I’m in my soup!”
Gypsy: “Manny, we’re on.”
Manny: “Oh? Yet it again it is up to me to safe the performance. Come Gypsy.” leaves and crashes against something
Gypsy: “The stage is the other way, dear.”
Manny: “Yes, of course.”
Mr. Soil: “This is nothing compared to the twig of '93.”
Slim to the flies: “That’s no way to speak to a lady.”
Francis: “I heard that, you twig.”
Dot: “Pretend this is a seed, okay?”
Flik: “Thanks, Dot.”
Francis: “What’s with the rock?”
Slim: “Must be an ant thing.”
Mr. Soil (after Atta got a rock from the circus bugs): “What’s with the rock?”
Thorny: “Must be a circus thing.”
Francis: “Hey, turn your butt off!”
P.T. Flea: “FLAMING DEATH!”
Dot: “But it’s a rock.”
Flik: shouts “I KNOW it’s a rock! Don’t you think I know a rock when I see one? I’ve spent a lot of time around rocks!”
Dot: giggles “You’re weird, but I like you.”
Fly (after P.T. got burned): “Yeah, burn him again!”
Bug 1: “No, Harry, don’t loom to the light!”
Bugs 2: “I can’t help it, it’s so beautiful.” screams
Tuck and Roll: “You’re fired!”
Especially since he was barely even off the ground! Of course they look like ants! They ARE ANTS!
And those were really funny AND cute especially this one:
Atta: “Even Hopper is afraid of birds.”
Flik: “Yeah… say that again…”
Atta: “I said even Hopper is afraid of birds.”
Flik: leaves and then comes back “Thank you.” kisses her on the cheek and leaves again
AW! I wanna watch this movie soooo bad now… I HAVE TO WAIT TILL CHRISTMAS!!! 
Cuz unfortunately, I don’t have it on DVD or VHS…
Hopper-“Are you calling me stupid?”
Atta-“No”
Hopper-“Do I look stupid, to you?”
This is by far the funniest!!! lol
xD I know that part was hilarious!
I agree with ya on there. However, I believe the bloopers part of that scene was flipping hillarious.