lol those are good ones
I posted most of these on a different forum. Whatever. All of them are true, in case you’re wondering.
You make a list of “Questions I would ask Andrew Stanton if I ever met him”.
you rehearse out loud the things you would say to Andrew Stanton if you ever met him.
You rehearse the things you would say to Wall-E if you ever met him.
You wish you could have kids just so you can dress them in cute Wall-E merchandise.
If one of htose kids was a girl you would name her Eve, and if it were a boy you would name him Walter or Wally
You and your sister go to see Wall-E a third time with matching “I <3 Wall-E” t-shirts" and matching Wall-E cups that are meant for children but you buy thyem anyways.
You start your own Wall-E facebook group
You make a Wall-e video.
When your Macbook, which you named EVE, loses it’s memory while making said Wall-E video, you cry, shake it, and yell “Wall-E! Wall-E!” And you put your face up to it to see if you can shock to help it “remember”. Then you rename your computer Wall-E after the incident. (True story. My computer lost it’s hard drive and I was completely devastated because I lost my precious video and now I have to start all over again.)
You name your iPod EVE.
You hum “Put On Your Sunday Clothes” while getting ready for church.
You see a picture of a cell phone out of the corner of your eye and you think it’s EVE. Even after the 100th time seeing it.
You have a friend named Eva and you accidentally call her Eve. But when you get her name right, it’s always, “EEEVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!”
You pray your school’s next musical is Hello Dolly. And if it is, you would rather play Irene Malloy or Cornelius Hackel/Hackle/Hack-L rather than Dolly or Horris Vandergelder (sp?).
Every movie you ever watch ever again is utter crap compared to Wall-E.
You go to see hte midnight showing of Batman and you see two guys in the parking lot in black spandex suits rolling around on roller blades with a fog machine that looks like a fire extuingisher, and the first thing you think is “Oh! They’re supposed to be Wall-E and Eve during Define Dancing! They just got the costumes wrong!” until you find out they’re actually supposed to be the batmobile.
You wish you were going to see Wall-E for the 50 thousandth time rather than seeing Batman for the first time.
Your rigntone is Wall-E saying his name all cute-like over and over and over again.
Every time you wear your favorite white dress you have to run around the house twirling in circles while listening to “Eve” on the soudntrack.
You go to Disney World wearing your “I <3 Wall-E” t-shirt and run towards the Wall-E exhibit as well as Pixar Place like a fool, pushing people aside.
While at Disney World, you spend the entire day snapping pictures of every Wall-E/Pixar related thing you can find.
At the animation thing at Disney World (it’s a video, but it seems like Mushu is actually talking to the dude who is actually there presenting it to you, so it seems like everyone in the videos are actually there), they show a video of Andrew Stanton promoting Wall-E, and when he appears and says, “Hi, everyone, I’m Andrew Stanton…” You wave and yell, “HI ANDREW STANTON!!!” and everyone stares at you.
While waiting in line for rides at Disney World, you tell everyone how amazing Wall-E is and how they should go see it, while wearing your Wall-E shirt.
You collect silverware, bubble wrap, light bulbs, and rubber ducks.
You take a picture of your Interaction Wall-E holding a spork and post it as your facebook profile picture.
You promise said Interaction Wall-E that after you go on vacation to Disney World you will bring Eve home to him.
You keep that promise.
While you are on vacation you think of how lonely both your interaction Wall-E and Eve must be and how happy they will be to see each other once you get home.
You change your Macbook’s alert sound (before it lost it’s memory) to “ping” because it’s the sound Wall-E made when Eve kissed him.
You make it so your computer talks to you in Auto’s voice.
When you go to the mall you don’t shop for clothes. You shop for Wall-E toys.
When your mother forces you to shop for clothes, you are too busy listening to the music the store is playing to see if any of it would be good for a Wall-E video.
You buy Wall-E toys even when you’re not supposed to. (My mom can’t stand my obsession)
You see a Daniel Radcliffe (an actor I used to be in love with) signature on a forum and it says “Down To Earth”, so you immediately break out in song. It’s a while before you realize it was actually referring to a personality trait.
Your mother considers your resisting the urge to buy the Wall-E Little Golden Book a considerable achievment.
You grandmother allows you to take anything you want from her yard sale drawer, and you take the bubble wrap.
You freak out when, while driving home from seeing Wall-e for the fourth time, you see a sign that says “Axiom labs”.
You create a Wall-E shrine
Whenever you need to tell your dad you need a ride to work, you point to your work’s logo on your shirt and say, “Directive.”
You start searching for junk in the basement and you collect it in a lunchbox.
Le chocolat, you are my hero(ine)
Those were awesome haha
Poor Le-Chocalate
i feel for ya man
“You make it so your computer talks to you in Auto’s voice”
really, if someone made this for a windows pc, i would freak out!
by the way, did someone see this on the internets?
Well Auto Will speak to you if you have a 1984 model Macintosh. The voice of from MacInTalk.
You know you’ve got Wall•E fever when:
You have realized it’s been about two months and you still show symptoms.
You had a dream where you bought Wall•E tissues.
Put on Your Sunday Clothes woke you up (It’s my alarm)
Even your friends get sort of annoyed by you at this point
That’s all me haha
-you sing Put on your sunday clothes like wall·e:
neh neh ne’ neh ne’ neh neh neeeeh ne’ neeeeh
Le_chocolat: Holy cow, that is quite a list you put on there.
Actually, he can speak to you now. I think he’s pretty standard on any Macintosh these days. If you go under System Prefs to Speech, you can select many different voices to read for you, including Autos.
Yay for my first post in this topic!
so they still have auto’s voice.
Le_chocolat: Dude…that’s like, the best list ever! xD
Hahaha. xD Doesn’t exactly apply to me, but I’m much more judgemental of CGI animated films, now. I still love the Pixar films, but I look at anything else pretty differently now. (At least animation wise.)
Dude, I totally did that! I would look at my InterAction WALLE and be like "Poor little WALLE! It’s just like in the movie! D; Don’t worry WALL*E, I shall keep you company 'till Christmas time!"
Then my oh so lovely parents decided to buy EVE for me as an early Christmas gift, and now both of them are sitting next to each other on my desk right now. xP
I thought I was the only one who did this. xD Yay!
-You carry your InterActive WALL*E and EVE around the house with you everywhere.
Totally guilty. ^^; I don’t know why I do it, but if I’m watching TV or using the computer, it’s like they have to be there now. I’ve grown attached to them, I guess.
…when your siblings compete over who can say Waaaaaallllleeee the best.
and also when eva is a real english word.
and when put your sunday cloths on is as good as modern rock.
le chocolate is my hero!!!
ahahahaha! Your computer lost its memory? omg so ironic!!
wow you have a lot of good ones! (hi andrew stanton!)
You program your stereo to play the Buy n Large jingle to wake you up each morning (it was actually quite easy).
how did u do that?
Well, it turns out, my stereo has an alarm clock feature. You can program it to wake you each day at a certain time. It also has the ability to play certain songs on a CD if it’s in there. Well, I programmed it to play the BnL jingle and hit “repeat” so it keeps on doing it until it’s turned off. And since the CD is in there, it will only play the programmed song, unless I change it. So 7:30 each morning I hear, “Buy n Large, it’s your superstore…” It’s really neat.
haha! my stereo doesn’t have an alarm thing. darn…
I suppose I should post pictures of my plant tattoo once it finishes healing, eh?
my alarm has the same features but i would rather have the “Put On Your Sunday Cloths” Song instead