Again, Welcome Lightning Eclipse!
5)Your wallpaper on your computer changes from one Wall-E photo to another
6)The OST becomes your life’s soundtrack
Again, Welcome Lightning Eclipse!
5)Your wallpaper on your computer changes from one Wall-E photo to another
6)The OST becomes your life’s soundtrack
you see someone running with an ipod in the parking lot of a supermarket, and thinking the ipod will shoot you, you run into a group of shopping carts which, in turn, run you over.
you dance on trash day with a garbage bin top as your neighbors watch and call 911.
whenever you get shocked by a doorknob you think it’s cute
you greet everyone on the street
you’re writing about symptoms of wall-e fever
instead of driving on the road, you sing hello dolly and criss cross the streets, killing 5 people in incoming traffic
you wonder why your girlfriend cant fly
you wonder why your girlfriend isnt a robot
you try and shock your girlfriend with a taser, but she doesnt react the way she should
you dump your girlfriend because she isnt a robot and wont see wall-e with you…(its only the 23rd time)
you compact your cereal into boxes
you take your cereal boxes and make towers in your front yard, causing more neighboors to clog up the 911 hotline
whenever you pass a mcdonalds, you quickly purchase a shake and throw it at the establishment afterwards
you clean up your shake mess on the wall of a mcdonalds because it is a foreign contaminent
you write this much stuff when you probably have better things to do
you…you…forgot what you were writing because you were thinking of wall-e (that may be the case here)
you buy a wheelchair and trick it out with tank treads
you replace your arms with the long grabbing arm things available in science museum gift shops
when you look at yourself in the morning, you move your eyebrows about in the same fashion wall-e does when he replaces a broken one
people look at you weirdly while you keep the shiny things and soda cans you find on the ground, then stare at you more when you place it in a lunchbox on your back
you have a phobia of machines that run on autopilot
when your dog runs away, you place pictures of him around the neighborhood and write “caution; rogue rover”
7a) You enjoy getting static shock not. (Someone might kiss you!)
8c) You try to find ways to use a fire extinguisher to fly around your yard
you look up a pixar mesage board to chat with other wall-e fans and end up here
you have the BnL theme song as your cell phones ringtone
you evesdrop on mothers talking before movies about what they thinked of wall-e
you put a pair of binoculars on top of your desktop computers monitor to make it look like wall-e
you draw in black and blue sharpies eve’s face on eggs before you crack them
you go through peoples garbage and look for stuff
you own a singing fish
you own a truck like wall-es
you feel a odd feeling when you walk by fire extinguishers hanging on walls
you collect wall-e toys
you look on fanfiction.net everyday
your family and friends worry about you
Thats awesome! Why didnt I think of that…
You can always have an EVE…and second…why didnt I think of that!
Try every 5 minutes!
lol i doubt thats healthy though the toxicicicicicity
when your vacuum doesnt sneeze you take it in for repairs
your car is painted like the axiom
the membership in a local robotics club skyrockets mysteriously
when the local robotics club tells you robots cant have feelings you start to cry
you think your tv is lonely and try to get him to “hook up” with the cable box
when your friends come over to watch the superbowl, you tell them they cant because your cable box and tv are going through a couple relationship problems
when your ipod erases all your songs, you ductape it to the lightning rod on top of your house, hoping a spark will jolt its “memory”
you tell your toaster that you’re sorry for never talking to him all these years
lol i like the last one haha i think i have done that one lol
Poor, poor toaster…
lol my toaster i fed chocolat chip waffles to yesterday no for real it ate them up lol
This is a redundant statement
You look for a BnL sticker on stuff your trying to buy
when you see 113 you freak out
113 is your favorite number now
1- When you develope a new found love and apreciation for trash compactors (since that is the closest thing to Wall•e we have in this age)
2- You smile everytime you see a solar panel
3- You paint binoculars to look like Wall•e’s eyes
4- You start picking up little bits of trash on the street and take it for your collection (I guess I must be one of the earliest cases, I started doing this when I was 5, or about a year after the story was first planned)
you constantly refresh topics page
you cant fall asleep unless you’ve seen wall-e related material somewhere that day
instead of waiting for the dvd, you make a cardboard box and re-enact the movie with puppets inside…in fact…ill probably go do that right now
after re-enacting it 12 times, you start over with sock puppets…wood puppets…and the list goes on…
you waste your life savings on a room filled with wall-e plushies you can swim in (dont worry havent gotten to that yet)
you suddenly have more respect for R2-D2
you made an axiom out of your bed with sheets
you made an axiom out of your neighbors car
you ransack the local blockbuster and tackle the nearest employee, demanding hello dolly
Ooh, those are good ones woof133.
sorry just been thinking of em all day
cant get wall-e out of my head…but thats not a bad thing
same here i know lol i mean theres a dying roach right beside me and i feel srry 4 it!!!
I did that
you start collecting things
even the tackling?
i am extremely shocked…
i cant believe it…
i commend you, sah!
true dedication to wall-e