You've got WALL•E fever when...

Again, Welcome Lightning Eclipse!

5)Your wallpaper on your computer changes from one Wall-E photo to another
6)The OST becomes your life’s soundtrack

you see someone running with an ipod in the parking lot of a supermarket, and thinking the ipod will shoot you, you run into a group of shopping carts which, in turn, run you over.

you dance on trash day with a garbage bin top as your neighbors watch and call 911.

whenever you get shocked by a doorknob you think it’s cute

you greet everyone on the street

you’re writing about symptoms of wall-e fever

instead of driving on the road, you sing hello dolly and criss cross the streets, killing 5 people in incoming traffic

you wonder why your girlfriend cant fly

you wonder why your girlfriend isnt a robot

you try and shock your girlfriend with a taser, but she doesnt react the way she should

you dump your girlfriend because she isnt a robot and wont see wall-e with you…(its only the 23rd time)

you compact your cereal into boxes

you take your cereal boxes and make towers in your front yard, causing more neighboors to clog up the 911 hotline

whenever you pass a mcdonalds, you quickly purchase a shake and throw it at the establishment afterwards

you clean up your shake mess on the wall of a mcdonalds because it is a foreign contaminent

you write this much stuff when you probably have better things to do

you…you…forgot what you were writing because you were thinking of wall-e (that may be the case here)

you buy a wheelchair and trick it out with tank treads

you replace your arms with the long grabbing arm things available in science museum gift shops

when you look at yourself in the morning, you move your eyebrows about in the same fashion wall-e does when he replaces a broken one

people look at you weirdly while you keep the shiny things and soda cans you find on the ground, then stare at you more when you place it in a lunchbox on your back

you have a phobia of machines that run on autopilot

when your dog runs away, you place pictures of him around the neighborhood and write “caution; rogue rover”

7a) You enjoy getting static shock not. (Someone might kiss you!)
8c) You try to find ways to use a fire extinguisher to fly around your yard

you look up a pixar mesage board to chat with other wall-e fans and end up here

you have the BnL theme song as your cell phones ringtone

you evesdrop on mothers talking before movies about what they thinked of wall-e

you put a pair of binoculars on top of your desktop computers monitor to make it look like wall-e

you draw in black and blue sharpies eve’s face on eggs before you crack them

you go through peoples garbage and look for stuff

you own a singing fish

you own a truck like wall-es

you feel a odd feeling when you walk by fire extinguishers hanging on walls

you collect wall-e toys

you look on fanfiction.net everyday

your family and friends worry about you

Thats awesome! Why didnt I think of that…

You can always have an EVE…and second…why didnt I think of that!

Try every 5 minutes!

lol i doubt thats healthy though the toxicicicicicity :stuck_out_tongue:

when your vacuum doesnt sneeze you take it in for repairs

your car is painted like the axiom

the membership in a local robotics club skyrockets mysteriously

when the local robotics club tells you robots cant have feelings you start to cry

you think your tv is lonely and try to get him to “hook up” with the cable box

when your friends come over to watch the superbowl, you tell them they cant because your cable box and tv are going through a couple relationship problems

when your ipod erases all your songs, you ductape it to the lightning rod on top of your house, hoping a spark will jolt its “memory”

you tell your toaster that you’re sorry for never talking to him all these years

lol i like the last one haha i think i have done that one lol

Poor, poor toaster…

lol my toaster i fed chocolat chip waffles to yesterday :neutral_face: no for real it ate them up lol

This is a redundant statement :slight_smile:

You look for a BnL sticker on stuff your trying to buy

when you see 113 you freak out

113 is your favorite number now

1- When you develope a new found love and apreciation for trash compactors (since that is the closest thing to Wall•e we have in this age)

2- You smile everytime you see a solar panel

3- You paint binoculars to look like Wall•e’s eyes

4- You start picking up little bits of trash on the street and take it for your collection (I guess I must be one of the earliest cases, I started doing this when I was 5, or about a year after the story was first planned)

you constantly refresh topics page

you cant fall asleep unless you’ve seen wall-e related material somewhere that day

instead of waiting for the dvd, you make a cardboard box and re-enact the movie with puppets inside…in fact…ill probably go do that right now

after re-enacting it 12 times, you start over with sock puppets…wood puppets…and the list goes on…

you waste your life savings on a room filled with wall-e plushies you can swim in (dont worry havent gotten to that yet)

you suddenly have more respect for R2-D2

you made an axiom out of your bed with sheets

you made an axiom out of your neighbors car

you ransack the local blockbuster and tackle the nearest employee, demanding hello dolly

Ooh, those are good ones woof133.

sorry just been thinking of em all day
cant get wall-e out of my head…but thats not a bad thing

same here i know lol i mean theres a dying roach right beside me and i feel srry 4 it!!!

I did that :laughing:

you start collecting things

even the tackling? :open_mouth:
i am extremely shocked…
i cant believe it…
i commend you, sah! :smiley:
true dedication to wall-e