Alongside the IGN review of the re-release of Sonic Adventure on Xbox Live Arcade, that was easily the worst review done by someone who is supposed to be a professional that I have seen this year.
You know, maybe someone should make a petition for people to sign if they think he’s an (soz for the language) *sshole, a D*****bag, etc. Then we could email it to him and laugh at his face!
For anyone else, it would sound egotistic, but seriously, even he knows when he’s made a masterpiece, and people are being contrarians just for the heck of it.
Come to think of it, a contrarian critic is an oxymoron. Why would I want to know some dude’s opinion if it’s just the opposite of what the popular one is? For people wanting to rent a movie that they know little about, his reviews are pretty much useless.
I disagree (for the first part). He normally has no logic to base his contradictions off of, and that’s where I draw the line.
The review itself is just so much of a joke that I seriously think it could be a Mad Libs, in fact, it would be funny to replace a couple words, and make it into a review of a different movie. Actually, I might demonstrate what his review of The Shawshank Redemption would look like…
Well, that’s the thing. He has free speech, and so do we. To quote Linkara of Atop the Fourth Wall:
“Now, I’m a capitalist, so he’s free to publish whatever the h*** he wants. But on that same note, I’m free to criticize the h*** out of him for doing so.”