Boyfriends: Edward vs. WALL-E (Pointless randomness)

I posted this on Facebook, and I thought it would be funny to post here.

Boyfriends: Edward vs. WALL-E

I was bored.

Edward:
-Is fighting the urge to kill you

WALL-E
-Is fighting the forces between you

Edward:
-Sparkles in the sunlight

WALL-E:
-Lovingly watches you sparkle in the sunlight

Edward:
-Leads you

WALL-E:
-Let’s you lead

Edward:
-Gives you danger

WALL-E:
-Gives you plants

Edward:
-Is dead and creepy

WALL-E:
-Is everlasting and adorable

Edward:
-Stares at you, and apparently that’s supposed to be hot

WALL-E:
-Stares at you, because you are beautiful

WHY IS IT A COMPETITION!?!

Ha! nice list there Rac_Rules! I’m a dude, but it’s still funny even though I can’t relate to it. And in the end, all of those things are true, so yeah, Wall-E would be a better love interest.

Edward has no chance against WALL-E. :wink:

This thread is so Netbug approved it’s not even funny. xD

Yeah, robots PWM vampires to begin with, IMO.

Was there something to compete against in the first place?

haha… nice

Who would ever want a vampire when they could have a robot?

XD Nice contrasting
I like WALL-E better, too, even though not quite in a romantic way. (Although a lot of people I know are more for Edward for some reason)

Who started this fan competition in the first place?

Haha, very nice. I agree completely. I’ve seen both movies (me n my girlfriend find the Twilight series very funny, watched the movie for laughs) and if I had to choose between Wall-E and Edward TOTALLY Wall-E. I mean come on! He built a city out of trash n saved the human race!!!

Well, once a few of my friends and I got in a debate of who would make a better boyfriend, Edward or WALL-E. They of course said Edward, mostly with arguments like “He’s so hot!” (Real original, huh?) “WALL-E is so dumb!” One girl said that “WALL-E put a bra on his eyes, so he’s a perv!”

I think this says it best:

:wink:

Great list you have compiled here! You definitely hit the nail on the head as to why Wall-E is a much more desirable boyfriend than Sparkleward. I love it!

Pfft. Quite honestly, I wouldn’t want to be in a relationship with a girlfriend/boyfriend like Edward. (I’m a guy BTW, so, meh :stuck_out_tongue:) But Wall-E? Definitely.

And, besides, what’s up with Edward? I don’t even see the qualities in him anyway. So, he makes all the girls crumble (good looks) - personality? None!

Whereas WALL-E is almost the opposite, which is so much better in my book! ; ) (I’d date a loving trash compactor before a sexy vampire ANY day.)

And somehow WALL-E not being much of a looker… but being one of the sweetest beings on Earth… makes him more attractive than Edward could ever be. D:

omg, Edward is absolutely deeeesgusting. :open_mouth: He looks like he hasn’t taken a shower in weeks, he wears eye makeup and lipstick, and he stares at you like he’s ready to eat you. (Well, in reality he is…) I don’t think I’d fall in love with a guy who wants to kill me - even if he claims he “loves me too much”, or whatever Edward’s lame excuse is. And I’m sorry - comparing a girl to a drug is just about as sick as it comes. (“My own personal brand of heroine.” YUCK!)

WALL•E is simply fascinated by EVE’s natural beauty, and his love towards her is innocent and pure; never tainted with a subconscious desire to eat her or suck out her guts. All he wants is for EVE to see that he loves her - even if she had never loved him back, I think WALL•E would have continued to show her that selfless love that he has for her.

My friends have tried telling me that “Edward isn’t a creep! He’s amazing!” I’m reading some of the lines he says in the movie, thinking, “Gross. If someone said this to me, I’d run as fast as my legs could carry me in the opposite direction.” Then they continue, “well, if you heard him say it…” With his horribly-forced American accent? No thanks. I’ll stick to listening to WALL•E’s adorable computerized Ben Burtt voice, thank you much.

Whew. Rant over. Had to get that off my chest. :wink:

little chef

“I like to watch you sleep. It’s interesting.”

If I were Bella, I would have responded this way:

“MY DAD IS COP!”

LOL!!! :laughing: I probably would have said the exact same thing…

…but watching you sleep??? :open_mouth: I’m sorry, that borderlines… ugh, I won’t even go there… [sick face] I’ll probably never see/read Twilight after everything I’ve already heard/read about it. And seeing WALL•E first probably made a difference, too. :unamused:

little chef

Bwahahaha! :laughing:

Totally agreed. Name me one person that is really dating a Edward-esque type partner in real life.

HMMM

DEFINATELY WALL-E!

He is just so sweet and cute!

Edward is cool and all, and romantic, but so is Wall-E!

Eve is so lucky!

Reading RT’s list of Most Iconic Movie Romances reminded me of this thread. :slight_smile:

When RT mentioned Twilight (right between Beauty & The Beast and Princess Bride, ugh!) but not Wall-E on the list, it got more than a few unimpressed remarks from forum members:








I think the opinions are pretty unanimous.

But this comment by far is my favourite:

I have this rule not to judge a movie until I’ve seen in its entirety, but for this I think I’ll make an exception. I gave up on my first attempt and the fact that RT overlooked Pixar’s most original romantic movie for a teen-vampire-book-to-film-adaptation just irks the heck out of me. :imp:

Apologies to any Twilight fans here. Though judging by the posts, there are not that many, I suppose.

Nice find TDIT! Twi-eww sure have made the list fail.

It’s funny, I was having a discussion about Twilight the other day with my friends, and although none of us had talked to each other about before and none of us have seen it, we very quickly concluded that we all hate it. :laughing:

And RT does definitely fail in not including WALL-E on that list. Silly billies. Thanks for sharing though, thedriveintheatre; it’s always nice to see others who are like-minded and express it so eloquently.