Boyfriends: Edward vs. WALL-E (Pointless randomness)

TDIT: Thanks for sharing that! Interesting to see how many agree that WALL-E should’ve been mentioned. I actually do like that last comment (and no offense to any Twilight fans. I am trying not to judge. After all, I am aquainted with a few Twilight fans, even if I’m not one.) I just think WALL-E had a better romance and story.
Some Twilight fans actually say they like it only because they think the actor(s) is/are hot. :unamused: Who judges a movie by that? But I’m not saying any of you guys, if you are Twlight fans, are like that. Just some people out there, doesn’t mean it’s you. :wink:

I can’t believe I never posted on here!

I agree with you all! WALL•E beats Edward! :smiley:

There is one thing this list could use:

WALL•E BEATS BOTH EDWARD AND JACOB!!!

Yeah, I’m anti-Twilight as well.

WALL-E is so much better than Edward. Edward is just a creeper, oh and WALL-E is better than Jacob too. In fact, he’s better than Edward and Jacob combined!

Wall-E!!! I hate Twilight, so I don’t really have to ponder this.

WALL-E’s cute. Edward’s not. WALL-E wins!
And I hate Twilight as well. :slight_smile:

Yes!! High-five!

I hate Twi

Sorry guys, I needed to buy a new keyboard. I went to type the title of that horrid movie and my keyboard melted.

Wall*E ftw!!

^ :laughing: so your keyboard hates it, too? :smiley:

yep :slight_smile:

Haha, I don’t blame your keyboard. I wish Twilight had never been created.

Pretty unanimous with my decision- WALL-E wins all the way! He’s a sweet guy. I’d just want him as a friend really (can’t think of WALL-E in that way), but his relationship with EVE is far better than Edward/Bella (seen and read the first one), also seen the third movie.

Things Bella should/ would want to say if she was in any way normal and not a pretencious little child who thinks she’s an adult and in a romantic relationship:

“I can walk Edward. I mean flying is cool and all but seriously I’m going to lose my legs if I don’t use them.”

“The guy actually forced me into his car Jacob! He tries that again, I’m telling my dad.”

(If she started to like him in this AU senario but then wised up): “Your mixed signals? Really not doing it for me bro. Listen to the Hot and Cold Katy Perry song and take something from it.”

“What the heck? You messed with my truck?! You’re sick. Dude, I’m seeing my friend whether you like it or not. You disgust me. Stay away from me, my friends and my stuff.”

“What the heck are you doing in my room?! I didn’t let you in! Doesn’t that strike you as a LITTLE inappropriate?! What’s next? Love notes on the steam of a mirror while I shower? NO THAT WAS NOT A SUGGESTION.”

“The fact you can’t read my mind?.. It REALLY shows.”

“Want to know what’s on my mind huh? I’ll tell you: you, me… and a restraining order.”

“… okay that’s it, anyone around here got some gas and a lighter?”***

(Wowa, my hatred of that ship knows no bounds, I’m kind of surprised. That was fun though…)

***How Twilight vampires are destroyed.

Im pretty sure Stephanie meyer considers that “romantic” and “cute”, now WHY does she considers stalking romantic?i dont know , but is creepy

Since im a guy, i dont vote on the wall e vs edward question, but i will say that eve is a much more likeable character than Bella, in fact i think that edward cant read bella s mind because she doesnt have one. :laughing:

I have never seen nor read Twilight. But Wall-E is Such a great guy.

So… Wall-E… Plus I hate twilight.

Since I’m a guy too though, Eve is better.

I don’t hate Twilight, but I don’t really care for it either. I am on a team, but it’s because my friends wanted me to be. WALL-E is a lot better than Edward, Edward is freaky. He’s better than Jacob too.

Im a dude but if i was a chick i got two words for you TWILIGHT SUCKS :exclamation:
and heres two more WALL-E RULEZ :exclamation:

Ironically, i had posted something about which relationship was better on a different forum from a game called “X or Y?”. It was, in my exact words:

(relationships)

Wall-E and EVE (Wall-E) or Bella Swan and Edward Cullen (Twilight). I couldn’t decide myself, but it would definitely be Wall-E and EVE because, for one thing, i LOVE Wall-E, second, i HATE Twilight, and third, well, PIXAR RULEZ!!!

Honestly, this is a unaminous choice! I mean, who would rather go for a stalkerish, dark and creepy pervert when you can go with a selfless, caring, adorable and innocent robot?

Wall-E: makes you feel like the most important person in the world.

Edward: expects you to treat him like he’s the most important person in the world.

Hey, I gave it a try.

EDWARD: Bites Your Neck. (with his teeth)

WALL-E: Rubs Your Neck. (with his head)

EDWARD: Introduces you to a Blood Sucking World full of Sparkling Vampires.

WALL-E: Introduces you to a Knick Knack Emporium with his prime collection: Hello Dolly!

EDWARD: Stalks you around for your blood.

WALL-E: Stalks (Follows) you around for your love.

EDWARD: Leaves you to suffer.

WALL-E: Doesn’t Ever Leave you.

Is there anymore i missed?

I think this one is the cutest from your list! That’s exactly what he does to EVE when she spin-hugs him. <3

Which instantly reminded of this bit I wrote in my WALL•E parody:

Not exactly like in the movie (Wallace is human, so he can’t rub his head the same way), but just as touching and adorable.

I think i got a few more to add:

EDWARD: Puts his thirst before others.

WALL-E: Puts others before himself.

EDWARD: Moves Fast with his superhuman powers.

WALL-E: Moves Fast with his Fire Extinguisher!

EDWARD: Reads peoples minds.

WALL-E: Reads peoples feelings.

Good enough?