I don’t think there was ever a dispute over this.Edward and Jacob are just a couple of tools fighting over an unattractive, uninteresting mortal. Wall-E is 300% pure awesome. I see no contest.
Yah, there isn’t, but we like to display how that website could pathetically unlist Wall-E as a romantic film against one that isn’t clearly romance!
I can’t find a phrase on what were doing with the ‘similar’ comparisons between Edward and Wall-E, what is it again?
Ooh, I got a few more reasons why WALL-E pwns.
Edward wants you obsessively, but you can’t be sure why.
WALL-E wants to hold your hand, and play, and dance with you.
Edward stalks even when he shouldn’t be here.
WALL-E follows you because he wants to help.
Edward sparkles in the sun but has a dark side.
WALL-E may be rusty, but he has a heart of gold!
Both are actually old, but Edward is a creeper teenager while WALL-E has the innocence of a child.
Edward may carry you and run, but WALL-E would stay out in the thunderstorms with you if you can’t move, and hold the umbrella over you, risking lightning strikes. <3
I would definitely trust WALL-E more.
Edward: Tends to give up on you for no apparent reason.
Wall-E: Never gives up on you.
Edward: Wants to suck you dry of your blood.
Wall-E: Wants to suck you dry of your directive!
Edward: Has no friends.
Wall-E: Has a pet cockroach and the entire Axiom crewmember body as a friend!
Edward: Has a strong werewolf as an enemy.
Wall-E: Has no enemies with the lone exception of a lifeless steering wheel.
I think we’ve proven this fact for a long time: Wall-E wins!
Exactly, what is the purpose of this thread?
To prove something that is otherwise already obvious.
There really isn’t any. The name of the thread has the words “Pointless randomness” in it, lol!
Uh huh…well words of wisdom for this…not till your older (19 at least).
What are you talking about?
Nothing. Just pointless randomness.
I’ve got some WALL•E vs. Edward comparisons as well:
Edward: His movie got a PG-13 rating, thus it’s not a family film.
WALL•E: His movie got a G rating, which means it’s for everyone!
Edward: Never danced with you.
WALL•E: Wants you to dance with him in space… and with a fire extinguisher!
Edward: Just his eyes scare you away.
WALL•E: Just his eyes make him so lovable.
And for added fun, let’s do comparisons between EVE and Bella!
Bella: Wants to take her life
EVE: Embraces life
Bella: Torn between a vampire and a werewolf
EVE: Sticking with her WALL•E
Bella: Risks her life, all for the love of a bloodthirsty vampire.
EVE: Risks her life to save the passengers on the Axiom.
This is so much fun!!!
Those are great comparisons you pointed out JSWC!
Is there even a comparison?? 
A Twilighter couldn’t even say that Edward is warm-blooded and Wall-E’s a cold machine. Wall-E’s just so cute, and so shy, and so brave. Edward can barely stop himself from eating Bella. There’s a large difference here