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#221

Ganted but but the

frist time you watch the movie your dvd player melts it.

[i]I wish Pixar made a movie for the

History Channel[/i]

#222

Granted, but history is a boring subject. So it

fails.

I wish there was a funny 10 minute short about a documentary on SUper Heros.

#223

Granted, but the narration is in

Chinese!

I wish nemo didn’t have one bum fin…

#224

Granted: he

doesn’t have any fins at all. :stuck_out_tongue:

[i]I wish that a rat wasn’t death to a restaurant (and vice

versa).[/i]

Haha – that’s a good one! :laughing:

#225

Granted, but then rats take over all the restaurants in the world and any aspiring

human chefs will become the death to the restaurants. :laughing:

I wish that all clownfish could speak and

tell us stories about Nemo and Marlin.

#226

lizardgirl

  • Puh-ha! That’s hilarious… :laughing:

Granted, but they tell the story so often that it

gets bland and unteresting after a while.

[i]I wish that Dot didn’t get teased and picked on

all the time by other young ants in her colony.[/i]

#227

Granted, but they make fum of Flik instead because they think he is a bad

inventor.

I wish Molt wouldn’t talk constantly

#228

Granted. Hopper rips out his throat.

I

wish I had squeaker for a cat.

#229

Granted, but Hopper rips out Squeakers throat as well! :wink:

I wish Hopper would stop…

#230

Granted, he stops at a restruant and gets pummeled by ants.

I wish there were more

SUpers in the NSA files.

#231

Granted, but

there are now so many Supers that the files malfunction and explode.

I wish Pixar wouldn’t make

live-action films

#232

Granted, then Pixar will forever make animated films and it will get boring the

more they make. (Kinda true Bill)

I wish The Incredibles had their own comic adventure.

#233

Granted, but only you will actually purchase it

I wish Lifted had won the Academy Award

for Best Animated Short Film

#234

Bill: ( I was

happy with that last corrupted wish)

Granted, but Pixar doesn’t win the Best Animated Feature award. Cars

still loses to Happy Feet.

I wish I could see that TI Mcdonalds commercial a few years back.

#235

Granted, but it’s so bad, you no longer like the

film

I wish Mater didn’t lose his hood again at the end of the movie

#236

Granted, he looses his friendship with Lightning

instead.

I wish I can spend one day at Disneyland with TI.

#237

Yeah,but it rains.And

there’s lightning. And thunder. And I come along and annoy you the whole time. Cause it’s my job. :smiley:

I

wish I could think of a good Pixar related wish.

#238

Granted, but someone else posts it before you. You have no wish.

I wish Gil and the

others could get out of the plastic bags

#239

Granted, they do and then get eaten by a shark.

I wish I caould dine at Gustaus with The Parr

family.

#240

Granted, but you find a rat in

your soup.

[i]I wish that Remy would be my assistant when I work at

Pixar.[/i]

Haha! That’s funny… :stuck_out_tongue: