Very well, but since you moved in, everyone else decided to move out to seek a better life.
I wish i
could teach Violet’s or Dash’s class at school for one day.
Granted, but you get fired quickly because all you do is
talk about you’re Incredibles obbsession instead of teaching
I wish we saw the battle with The
Underminer
Granted, but then you get captured by the Underminer in the
process.
Speaking of the Underminer, i wish i could fight with mr. incredible and Frozone against The
underminer and his GilganBot.
Granted, but you and your companions
get killed in the fight.
[i]I wish that “Ratatouille” made so much money at the box
office that Pixar would never have to rely on Disney for marketing and advertising
again.[/i]
(Puh-ha! Oh man, that’s a mean one, Mitch. Eheh…
)
Granted, but after that, they decide to do a sequel without Disney and it turns out to be horible.
I
wish I could have Syndrome’s inventions.
But they
have some sort of thing in 'em that makes you evil 
I wish my sisters will stay quiet when we
go to see Ratatouille.
Granted, but then you become the talker and the staff of the theater will have to throw you out.
No! Never would happen! 
BTW, where is your wish?
I wish
Mirage was a Super.
Granted, but she’s so bad at harnessing her newfound powers that she ends up geting impaled by her own
sword (ie., killing herself).
[i]I wish that Remy owned his own
restaurant.[/i]
Granted, but
nobody will build it for him.
I wish Mike was not the best laugh collector
Granted, then MI would have no ending.
I wish I could fight Baron Von Rutheless.
Granted, but you lose you’re equipment in the fight and
now have no way to defeat him.
I wish Syndrome wasn’t dead
Granted! he just goes
to Super Hero prison now.
I wish the Parr’s house didn’t explode.
Granted, but then that would take
the humor away and all those great lines that follow.
I wish Pixar will win Grammies
Granted, but they get beaten at the Oscar Awards. (PS:
Haven’t they won one before?)
I wish the incredibles was Pixar’s grestest success.
Granted, but it’s only the biggest success in the Pixar employees’ eyes. Everyone
else – the general public – hates it…
[i]I wish that Colette didn’t flash her knives in
front of Linguini all the time.[/i]
Granted, so she doesn’t want to see him anymore and kicks him out.
I wish Dash and
Violet didn’t fight all of the time.
Granted, but then they become so quiet and hushed that they hardly ever talk to each
other…
[i]I wish that Remy would travel to America and pay us all a
visit.[/i]
Granted, but he gets
lost and kidnaped by a a reckless 4-year old.
I wish I had the Incredibile.