Granted, but then Mirage never ends
up feeling sympathetic for Bob, and he (Mr. Incredible) remains trapped in Syndrome’s base for the rest of his
life.
I wish that Emile wouldn’t eat so much.
Granted, then he doesn’t eat at all and he dis of starvation.
I wish Each member of the Incredibles had
their own little short adventure.
I knew you were gonna say that. 
Granted, but their adventures turn out to be so engaging and perpetually dangerous that
they are all destroyed.
I wish that Remy was my personal chef.
(I love this game, i can go on for a long
time)
Granted, but he charges you big bucks for your food and you run out of money to see
Ratatouille.
I wish I could bomb Insuricare in the Incredibles.
(Agreed.)
Granted, but Mirage was in the building when you bombed it, so now Bob has no
chance of securing a potentially highly profitable job.
[i]I wish that Remy’s family would
understand his passion for cooking.[/i]
[quote="The Star
Swordsman"]
Granted, but he charges you big bucks for your food and you run out of money to see
Ratatouille.
[/quote]
Aha! That’s classic… 
Granted, but then, Remy would have to cook for them
everyday and he grows tired, he can’t cook in Paris anymore.
I wish Helen could teach Violet how to fly a
plane when she grows up.
Granted, but Violet isn’t very
good at flying planes and ends up landing (and crashing) it on a forbidden island…
[i]I wish
that Linguini wasn’t such a wimp.[/i]
(snigger)
Granted, but now, he becomes a crazy psycotic person and is thrown out of the restraunt and
fired.
I wish Pixar could animate and simulate their deleted scenes in the Incredibles DVD.
Granted, but they end up looking
terrible.
I wish we still had Pixar bloopers
Granted, but they’re really, really, really bad and are not funny in any way.
I wish all of the
characters from all of the Pixar films were real.
Granted, but then you’d never watch the films again
I wish Pixar had Emmy
Awards
Granted but to
came find out that the emmys they won weren’t theirs.
[i]I wish
Mitch was a guy[/i] (snigger)
Oh, that’s funny…
HAHA!
Puh-ha!
Granted, but then when I obsess over Remy in a rather…“girly”
way, people take me for a freak.
[i]I wish that we see Skinner play golf in the
film.[/i]
(snigger)
Granted, then he becomes a pro golfer and has no time to
run his restraunt.
I wish I could spend Christmas with the Incredibles.
Granted, but Snydrome robot destroys
the christmas tree
I wish Steven J. Anderson will direct a Pixar film
Granted, but
since I don’t know who Steven J. Anderson is I randomly picked a Steven J. Anderson
from the phone book. I must have got the wrong guy… This movie is terrible!
I wish I had Skinner’s
hat!
Granted , but
Skinner now knows you stole it from him and is running after you very mad … I suggest you run , since he has
access to some cooking untensils …
[i]I wish I had all of the cars die-casts in the world
[/i]
Granted. You
have to move away though because every singe car in the whole world fills up your house. So you move to
Germany.
I wish I could resurect syndrome so I can slap him silly for killing all of the Glory Day
heros.
… um , what’s wrong with moving to Germany ??
Okay , but now you getarrested for
physically abusing him and now you go to jail , where all the people who the superheroes hate go
…
I wish I lived in Radiator Springs