Granted but John Ratzenberger dies in his
place.
[i]I wish pixar would make a movie about all of us here at pixar
planet[/i]
Granted, but they don’t do a very good job of it and portray us as jerks.
(Like that would ever happen – heh.)
[i]I wish that Remy was allergic to
cheese.[/i]
Pfff. 
Granted, but if he was, then he wouldn’t be searching for anything in the
teaser, and then he would be found in the restraunt and squashed.
I wish the Incredibles had a pet.
Granted, Godzilla is a pussy cay compared to the pet.
[i]I
wish Pixar would make a feature film about Luxo[/i]
Granted, but it becomes so boring.
All it is is just one lamp jumping.
I wish they had more Incredibles merchandise.
Granted, but it all gets sold out before you get there to
buys some.
I wish I was a Super.
Granted, you
become a Super Villain.
I wish I could have the TI video game
soundtrack.
Granted, you get it and then you open it up and it’s all scratched
up.
I wish anybody could work at Pixar.
Granted , now the future dreamworks directors ruin the plots and characters so
dreamworks can be the best
I wish this new cars short rumor was true
heh, me too, continue on with
the game 
Granted. The short is about a race between Lighting and Dash. Dash
wins.
I wish I can play soccer with Dash.
But Dash doesn’t like
soccer.
I wish me and Dash were best friends.
Granted. But since he is a Super, he has
hero work to do and only speds about one minute a day with you and you feel so lonely.
I wish I could go
to Hawaii with the Parrs.
Granted, but then they
have to go right back to there city and do some Superhero work.
[i]I wish a new Pixar movie
would come out every mounth.[/i]
(Puh-ha!)
Granted, but the Pixar employees
overwork themselves so much that they go into early retirement.
[i]I wish that…Remy was
real.[/i]
Granted, he is real, but then drowns in a
river in Paris.
I wish I could meet Snug.
My poor Remy… (snigger)
Granted, but he lets you fly his plane and you crash it into a mountain.
I wish that Pixar would make a sequel to “Ratatouille”.
Granted, but it isn’t made until 200 years into the future. And it sucks.
I wish I could ride the
Incredibile.
(Ha!)
Granted, but you crash that too…and kill quite a
few people in the process.
[i]I wish that Jack-Jack’s powers weren’t so
lethal.[/i]
Granted. Now Syndrome whould have an easier
time kidnaping him.
I wish Syndrome didn’t gamble with Mirage’s life. That was so cruel of him.