Granted, you get to spend one day inside a room filled with mouse traps. But at least you get your wish.
I wish Syndrome could pay for all of the Supers he killed.
Granted: he pays one dollar for it. 
I wish that Elastigirl would adorn her old superhero outfit again.
Granted, and i don’t know what to say for this because she looks darn beautiful in it. I can stare at her for hours.
I wish Violet had her own beatiful sexy costume. 
(Haha – no corruption for that wish, eh? (snigger) 
)
Granted, but it’s a little too sexy and Helen tells Violet to wear something a tad less revealing.
I wish I had Linguini’s cool glasses.
Granted, but it doesn’t make you look cool. Not as much as linguini.
i wish the Incredibles got themselves a pet.
Granted, but they adopt a dinosaur and it eats them all up.
I wish that Pixar would make a movie on dinosaurs.
(I’ve got Meet the Robinsons on my mind – heheh.)
Granted, however they have the dinosaurs travel to Paris to eat all of the Ratatouille characters up. (A little karma for you right there).
I wish the Incredibles won every award they get nominated for.
(snigger)
Granted, but the only awards they get are little statues…which they end up breaking.
I wish that Colette was easier to draw.
(snigger)
Granted, She becomes so easier, I draw it better than you Mitch.
I wish I had another idea for an incredibles Music video.
Puh-ha!
Granted, but it turns out so bad that no one likes it. (Sorry, dude.)
I wish that we could all draw so good that Pixar Animation Studios would hire us all.
Granted, but some (Me) choose to do voice acting and end up getting an award for best voice actor and everyone else just gets mentioned on the thank you list.
I wish i can go to a movie with Vi and Tony with my girlfriend.
Granted, but Tony ends up liking your girlfriend and you end up dating Violet…switching the relationship roles.
I wish that I wasn’t a culinary idiot and could cook like a pro in Gusteau’s restaurant.
Granted and your first sccessful dish burn down the kitchen.
I wish i can make a crazy Super Suit like Edna.
Granted then all the super sue you for bad qualty.
I wish TSS was a toy and Mitch was a Car
Granted, but I hate cars and am not pleased with my life, and The Star Swordsman gets tortured by Sid.
I wish that Paris wasn’t so far away from where I live…
Granted, however, that would mean you will live in Europe and you will spend long hours learning the language which willbe a pain for you.
I wish I could go to a fancy restruant with Mirage.
(Actually, I think it would be kinda fun to learn a new language – heheh.)
Granted, but Mirage is so secretive that she has to cancel the appointment so that she can carry on with some mysterious assignment…
I wish that I could spend an afternoon in a warm bed, with a book in my hand and some hot chocolate steaming on a bedside table, and Remy on my shoulder.
Granted, but you fall asleep a few hours later, roll over, and, accidently squash Remy. (I am so bad. 
)
i wish Violet and Dash would stop fighting for one day. (I sound like helen.)
(Man, you just want to kill Remy, don’t you? (snigger) )
Granted, but they end up picking on Jack-Jack instead, which makes Jack-Jack mad, which causes him to set their whole house on fire…
I wish Linguini had dropped Remy in the river.
(See, now you have to make it uncorruptable, because it can’t get any worse than that! (laughs) )
(actually, thanks for the challenge.)
Granted, but Linguini falls into the river also. They both drown. (I just feel guilty character bashing)
i wish the Parr family had a mansion with every kind of high-tech comfort, fireproof, bullet proof, everything proof.