(Oh gosh, I’m laughing so hard right now. Seriously, I haven’t laughed this hard on a forum board in months. 
And you’re welcome for the challenge! )
Granted, but their house is so “proof-proof” that they can’t get out of it.
I wish that Mr. Huph wasn’t so mean to his employees.
Granted, but if he isn’t mean, then Bob won’t get fired, and we won’t have an Incredibles movie.
i wish I could help Kari Babysit jack-Jack, being the incredibles expert I am. 
But after numerous buckets of water, Jack-Jack won’t go out!!! So eventually, the carpet gets lit up and soon the entire building is enveloped in flames…
…oh yeah, you and Kari get before the house collapses…
…oh yeah, and Jack-Jack is fine.
JesusFreak - You forgot to
add another wish.
Whoopsie-daisy…
I wish Mater found his hood
again!
But
he loses again on the racetrack and it gets clobbered
I wish Chick Hicks wouldn’t cheat to win.
That’s never going to happen, unfortunately. 
I wish…I could go…to Paris!
Granted, but you have to use you’re college fund to travel there.
I wish Pixar would make more PG rated
films
Granted, but then you would exclude the little people.
I wish i could just smack Syndrome where it
hurts.
But then he could use Zero
point Energy and stop you in your tracks.
I wish Flik didn’t knock all the food into the water.
Granted, but the the grasshoppers wouldn’t bother them and there would be no
story.
I wish Rusty could ride a bicycle.
Granted, but it proves too difficult
for him to handle and he keeps falling over.
[i]I wish that I had Buster as a
pet.[/i]
Gtanted but buster gets beat up enough on mythbuster. He would get beated up even more as a pet
dummy.
I wish i was mater
You’d wake up everyday feelin’ rusty 
I wish I was a cars
character on the movie
But the character
was cut from the movie
I wish we have more sequels
Everyone wouldn’t want to see then.
I wish Mater wan’t rusty.
But that would ruin part of his character
I wish Pixar will continue to have box office smashes.
Granted, but they make so many, you forget about your
favorite ones.
I wish I was at a Parr family barbeque.
Just curious. Are we still playing this game?
Well,
it’s been so long… hehe, I think we can start again.
Granted, but they serve you food that was
under-cooked and has a fungus growing on it, and you get incredibly sick and… Well, I’ll stope there.
I wish Johnny Depp was in a Pixar film.