E: Men at Robert’s age are often unstable… prone to weakness.
Helen: What are you saying?
E: Do you know where he is?
Helen: Of course…
E: Do you KNOW where he is?
Bill - I love that part. Such an integral moment in the film; it really pulls you in…
“You come in one hour, darling. I insist! Ok? Ok, good-bye!” - Edna
That is a funny quote Mitch. Here is another E one I like.
“This is a hobo suit dahling! Ah, you can’t be seen in this! I won’t allow it! Fifteen years ago, maybe, but now? (Gak)”
The Star Swordsman - Haha. Yeah, that’s a good one, too.
[spoil]“That’s it! Now, imagine every flavor in the world combined – infinite combinations; tastes that no one has tried yet; discoveries to be made!” - Remy
“I think…” - Emile
“Uh-huh…?!” - Remy
“…you’ve lost me again.” - Emile[/spoil]
VIOLET
Ow!
HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)
Violet!
VIOLET
It’s not my fault! Dash ran away, and I knew I’d get blamed
for it–
DASH
That’s not true!
HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)
Dash?!
VIOLET/DASH
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…and I thought he’d try to sneak on the plane so I came
here and you closed the doors before I could find him and then you took off and
[to Dash] it’s not my fault! -
You said, ''Something’s up with Mom. We have to find out
what!" It was your idea! Your idea! Hundred percent all-yours,
all-the-time idea!
So that’s what they said! Heheh.
Dang, you really know your “Incredibles” lines. 
– Mitch
Well, thanks! I got more, but I would like to give people a chance on their favorite TI lines.
The Star Swordsman - You’re welcome!
“She’d eat if we were having Tonyloaf…” - Dash
(snigger)
Oh, Dinner Scne then huh?
Helen: Violet, let go of your brother!!
(DING DONG!)
Jack-Jack: Hello?
Cute and funy at the same time.
E : Do you remember Thunderhead? Nice man, good with the kids…
I don’t know why, but that paticular one always makes me laugh.
Bill: Don’t forget the “Tall, storm powers.” between the word Thunderhead and “Nice man”. 
Bill - I thought she said “good with capes”. Or is that a different line?
Oh no Gasduude, Thunderhead is good with kids. He isn’t good with capes! Remember, the accident he was involved in featured his cape?
Well, I guess I see. I could almost swear though… 
That is okay man. Sometimes, we all hear things wrong the first time, then we find out later.
Violet: Yes mom, I’m completely stupid! Of course we got a sitter! You think I’m totally irresponsible? Thanks a lot!
Dash: I’m not going to leave the cave…
Hehe, that one reminds me of my mom and I…
Ahhh - good 'ol Thunderhead! You know he lived with his “roommate” Scott and their five adopted children…
And that’s cannon - says so right on the DVD.
I also like the lines right after the ones mentioned on the plane when Helen scolds, “You left Jack-Jack - ALONE!”
Dash then answers “Nooo, c’mon mom, we wouldn’t do that!” and if you look at the original script he adds on the line at the end… “I love my baby brother!”
Awwww <3
That’s just darling. They really should have left that in… 
– MItch
Here is a favorite Kari line:
“You don’t have to worry about one single thing, Mrs. Parr.
I’ve got this baby-sitting thing wired. I’ve taken courses and learned CPR and
I got excellent marks and certificates I can produce on demand!”
“I also brought Mozart to play while he sleeps to make him
smarter because leading experts say Mozart makes babies smarter.”
“And the beauty part is that the babies don’t even have to
listen 'cause they’re asleep! You know, I wish my parents played Mozart when I
slept because half the time I don’t even know what the heck anyone’s talking
about.”