Heard any bad jokes recently? Post them here!
By the way, if you see me laughing at a bad joke, it’s because of its bad-ness, not because it’s funny. 
Here’s one of the worst i’ve ever heard:
What did the potato ask the cow?
Give me some milk and we can make mashed potatoes.
Uh…the potato didn’t even ask, and it was totally un-funny. Wow.
Three female scientists, a blonde, a redhead and a brunette, were talking about what they were going to do next.
“I’m going to build a rocket and fly to the moon!” said the brunette scientist. The others were quite impressed.
“Well, I’m going to build a rocket and fly to Mars!” said the redhead scientist. This impressed the others even more.
“Well, I’M going to build a rocket and fly to the sun!” said the blonde scientist.
“But won’t it be very hot there?” the others asked.
The blonde scientist replied, “No- I’m going at night.”
And any other variety of blonde jokes, or ‘there was an Englishman, an Irish man, and a Scot’ jokes. And jokes about chickens crossing roads.
Just a little reminder to everyone. Be very careful when you post jokes that it doesn’t go too far. I remember either back on Luxoforums or I-kronos that we once had a joke thread but it got locked because someone took it a little too far. Other than that, lets have a laugh.
Here is a really dumb joke I heard.
Why did the Lion King win the race?
Because he Mufasa!
Bad jokes? I got plenty of those.
Where do fish get their money?
The Riverbank.
Ugh! Wow, that’s just…bad. 
Whoa. 
Not really a bad joke, but a tagline at the end that always seems to fail
“…and boy are my wings tired”
…Course, had a friend of mine tell the joke and it wasn’t funny, despite him being a Hornbill ^0^
here is a list of ones that tie together…they’re really wierd
Elephant Jokes…
What’s gray and stamps out jungle fires?
Smokey the elephant
da-da-chi 
What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence?
Time to buy a new fence!
Why did the elephant lie on his back in the water and stick his feet up?
So you could tell him from a bar of ivory soap!
Why do elephants have flat feet?
To Stamp out burning ducks?
How do elephants get in trees?
They parachute from airplanes!
Why do elephants have flat feet?
From jumping out of palm trees!
but wait theres more… 
What would you say if you saw nine elephants in green socks rolling down the street and one elephant wearing red socks rolling down the street?
Nine out of ten elephants wear green socks!
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Did you ever try to iron one!
Why does an elephant have a trunk?
Becuase he’d look pretty silly with a glove compartment!
Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon?
Because that’s when elephants are jumping out of palm trees!
Why are pigmies so small?
They went into the jungle between two and four!
Who started all these elephant jokes?
That is what the elephants would like to know!
Wow…reminds me of school…we actually spent almost a whole class period in HS talkin about bad jokes…even our teacher!
Here’s mine (from a cowoker):
What do you get when you mix a brown chicken, with a brown cow?
Brownchickenbrowncow!
(supposedly said so it sounds like “bow-chika-wow-wow” from the Alvin and the Chipmunks movie)
Haha at that Lion King one…my favorite right now! 
what is green and red and goes 40 mph!!!
A Frog in a Blender!!!
(sorry about all these jokes…i’m in a good mood)
My favourite dumb joke is when I come back from a holiday on a plane, I’ll say to people “Oh, the plane got in at 9:30pm - boy, were my arms tired!” For some reason I never get sick of that joke. Heheh.
Here is a dumb Pixar Joke.
What do you get when you cross a beer bottle with a space ranger?
A Bud Light Beer!
Hur Hur Hurrr
Thank you, that you vury much! I’m here all night!
Al: Quintuple exclamation marks!!! By the way, that joke is just bad. XD
Rachel: I’m sure that’s he kinda joke that’ll make me laugh the first time, but i later get sick of it. Funny though.
TSS: Heard it.
This one has always been my favorite:
What did one shoe say to the other when they both won a race?
“It’s a tie!”
And I made this one up a long time ago:
What did one window say to the other?
“Oh, the pane!”
I was at Disneyland and I was bored. 
Dude, that joke is in a Tarzan game that my sister and I own! Wait, wait. Here’s another elephant one that’s in that game:
What is beautiful, gray, and wears glass slippers?
Cinderelephant
Dude, that is hilarious! I’m still laughing…
– Mitch
MItch, those are hilariously bad.
A113 - Even the window one? I thought it was pretty good when I was a kid.
That Tarzan game that my sister and I have is positively loaded with terrible gags. Wait, here’s another one:
What do you call a scary gorilla, with his fingers in his ears?
“Anything you want. He can’t hear you!”
I actually laughed pretty hard at that one. (snigger)
– Mitch
Okay, now that was funny. XD
Why did the teacher turn the lights on?
Because the class were all dim.
WHy is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9!