TSS: 
Ohhhh, that’s a classic. 
lol
Does not compute.
Which Pixar character is good at archry?
Bullseye!
why did the chicken cross the road?
to get to the other side!!! 
needs air
I can get bored anywhere. I swear, I could go to Pixar Animation Studios for a day and somehow find a way to loose interest. 
What do you call a short trial (in court)?
“A briefcase.”
– Mitch
How many fireflys does it take to fit in a lightbulb?
Can’t tell! When the light goes on, they scatter!!!
(Thanks goes to slim!)
I loved Atta’s expression after that.
185 doctors walked into a bar. Bartender tells them they are not allowed in there. THe doctors said “all I wanted is a shot”.
“A fly walks into a bar and says to another fly, is this stool taken?”
Taken from the A Bug’s Life commentary.
The Star Swordsman and rachel - Ha-ha! Those are pretty funny, actually.
For all the Harry Potter fans:
“Knock, knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“You-Know.”
“You-Know-Who?”
“Don’t say his name!”
– Mitch
What is a tree’s favorite drink?
Root Beer!
You’ve got good ones there ! I laughed hard at " why did the chicken cross the road?
to get to the other side!!! "
Mitch: Whoa. That’s…creepy. xD
TSS: Have you been eating a few too many popsicles lately?
185 trees walk into a bar. Bartennder tells them they are not allowed, so the trees just turned around and leaf.
Here’s a familiar one:
What did the chicken said to the duck about to cross the road?
“Don’t do it - you’ll never hear the end of it.”
A man walks into a bar.
OUCH!!
ROFL WALL·E! 
Walle That was good…oh man[breathes out]
a man walkins into a shop and bought some CARROTS!!!