Whoever started this thread should have called it Good Jokes not Bad Jokes
Some of these are the best i’ve ever heard.
Here’s a bad one-
There was this mollusc, and he walks up to this sea cucumber. Normally, they don’t talk, sea cucumbers, but in a joke, everyone talks. So the sea mollusk says to the cucumber, Nemo!
NEMO!!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
i don’t get it
It’s bad.
What do you call a cow with three legs?
Lean beef !
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels!
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Not a very well-balanced meal.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with eight legs?
A spider-cow.
What do you call a cow with five legs?
A five-legged cow.
Ohhh, i hate those jokes! 
lol
Why did the black man cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why did the group of black men cross the road?
To join the black man on the other side of the road.
Why did WALL-E cross the road?
To join the black parade.
185 cows walk into a bar. Bartender kicks them out, so they go to the udder place.
TSS:
I’m in the mood of some Pixar Jokes now.
What did Dory say after she won the hop across the jelly fish race?
Just keep winning! Just keep winning!
Seconded.
Just to fit in with the topic…
Why did WALL-E cross the road this time?
To get away from the cold, of course!
Thanks guys, i feel like I made someone smile today. It is a great feeling.
and 2 people facepalm.
What does Lighting Macqueen like to watchon Saturdays?
Car-toons!
oh boy…i’m getting to old for theses kinds of jokes. They’re KILLING me i tell you.
Hey, while it might seem lame now, knee-slapping jokes are perfect in theatre games.
Ok, guys. I think 3 of the exact same facepalm picture is more than enough for one thread. 
What do you call a Deer with no legs?
NO I-DEA!!!
What do you call a Deer with no eyes and no legs?
STILL NO I-DEA!!!
Isn’t the first one supposed to be said as “No-eyed deer/no idea”?
you mean…
no idear
right??
cuz its still pretty good with the messup.