Here is a lame one.
Why did the chicken take an economics class?
He wanted to make big b-b-bucks! (courtesy of Al from Toy Story 2)
Another one IS needed
Here’s an incredibly familiar and cheesy one.
Why did the boy threw the butter out of the window?
Yes, because he wanted to see a butter-fly!
My palm is stuck to my face while reading this thread
Oh, oh, I got one!
What is at the end of “Finding Nemo (before the end credits roll in)?”
Fin!
What is at the end of “A Bug’s Life (same thing with the credits)?”
The Ant!
XD
My head is about to explode.
Okay, how’bout this one I just thought up:
What did the male Christian school dropout said when a man passed by?
Amen!
xD Get it? Coz he’s like, having a poor sense of grammar? xD
What is the difference between a train and a teacher? A teacher tells you to spit out your gum when a traid says “Choo, choo, choo”.
My head is in little peices all over the floor.
Here’s one:
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Monkey
Monkey who?
Monkey want Banana
oh…man i know what you mean TSS. I have that teacher too.
Ben!!!..gum goes in the trash please.
we have to pay £1 if we’re caught with gum, for the removing spray.
azzstar:
Okay guys, I think ewe have had enough of the facepalm pictures now. Lets stop it.
WALL-E: What is the picture you are trying to post right now?
Meanwhile, let’s hear some extremely lame jokes from your friendly neighborhood lame joker! 
What is the next sequel to Camp Rock?
Camp Stone! Starring Disney Channel star Alyson Rocker! XD
When is a car not a car? When it turns into a driveway.
What do you call the deaf?
Anything you want - they can’t freaking hear ya! xD
Here’s another two jokes
Q. Why did the clown go doctors?
A. Because he was feeling a bit funny
Q.Why doesn’t the crab like to share?
A. Because they are shellfish.
When I first heard these jokes, I thought they were rather good. But once they get old, they’re not funny anymore. Some things are funny only once. Some were still clever, though, in my opinion.
Beware, I have a lot!
What is a polygon?
A parrot that doesn’t exist
How is a potato a good detective?
It keeps its eyes peeled
What kind of milk do you get from a skinny cow?
Fat free
What did the astronaut tell the author?
"I took your book to the orbit to read, and I couldn’t put it down
Why was the baby ant confused?
Its uncles were ants
Which is faster? Hot or cold?
Hot, because you can catch a cold.
Why isn’t it safe to tell secrets on a farm?
The corn have ears
Why shouldn’t you tell jokes on while ice-skating?
The ice might crack up
How is the teacher not fun?
He makes the chalk bored
How can you tell if the moon is hungry?
See if it’s not full
Where do pencils live?
Pencil-vainia
What happened to the plant in math class?
It grew square roots
What did one strawberry say to the other strawberry?
“If you weren’t so fresh, we wouldn’t be in this jam!”
Why is tennis a noisy game?
Each player raises a racket
Why can’t anyone lift a shark with one hand?
They haven’t found a shark with one hand
Person #1:“You remind me of the ocean”
Person # 2: “Am I big, strong, and wild?”
Person #1: “No, you make me sick”
Why couldn’t the person see dalmations?
The room was spotless
What is dromedary?
A play about cows
Why isn’t Cinderella good at soccer?
She has a pumpkin for a coach and ran away from the ball
How do fireflies study?
With flash cards
What is a gate’s favorite sport?
Fencing
What are two things you don’t eat for lunch?
Breakfast and dinner
Why are most baseball games held at night?
The bats need to sleep during the day
Why did the rope cross the road?
Why knot?
What did one picture say to the other?
“I’ve been framed!”
What do monsters check?
Their horror scope