Here
is where we can post jokes, riddles, and knock-knocks.
I’ll get us started:
What is a commercial
duck’s favorite actor?
Ben Afflack
Why did seagulls fly over the sea?
If
they flew over the bay, the’d be baygals.
(I think this thread was started a while ago but was later
moved to the archives. Or maybe that was from the board before PP.
Nice thread, Bill. I could use a good laugh…
Well, I’ve got two. The first one is a joke I heard on this old computer game that my sister has, and I
laughed so hard that I just had to put it on here. The second knock-knock joke is one I made up myself one day
when I was in a Star Wars mood.
1. Knock-knock
2.
Who’s there?
1. Andy Green
2. Andy Green
who?
1. Andy Green grass grows all around, all around…
Me - Knock-Knock
Sis - Who’s
there?
Me - Yoda
Sis - Yoda
who?
Me Yoda lay he hoo
[b]The
Star Swordsman[/b] - That was one of the first jokes that one of my aunts told me, and I still
remember it to this day. Heheh.
Here is a good joke that has no question at all.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Some poems
rhyme
This one doesn’t.
Stop it,
you’re killing me!!!
Here’s a real funny one.
Q: Will you remember me tomorrow?
A:
Yes
Q: Will you rembember me in a week?
A: Yes
Q: Will you remember me in a month?
A: Yes
Q: Will
you remember me in a year?
A: Yes
Q: Knock knock
A: Who’s there?
Q: See, you’ve forgotten me
already! 
Here is a
joke.
Knock-Knock
Who is there?
Knock Knock
Who is there?
Knock-Knock
Who is there?
IT
IS ME! Knock Knock!
[size=92]Roses are red
Violets are
blue,
I copied your exam
And I failed too.[/size]
Hehe! Good one PC!!!
What do Monsters write
with?
Monster’s Ink!
[size=92]What do you call Fillmore when he runs out of organic
fuel?
Fill-less.[/size]
Lam! LOL.
Just kidding Pixel Candy.
What do sid’s toys and Monsters have in common?
One scares because they
care, the other care so they scare.
This one’s totally weird , but Mitch liked it so
.
[i]One day , ther were two muffins in the microwave .
One muffin said , " Man ,
it’s hot in here . "
The other one said …
" AAH ! A talking muffin !
"[/i]
Billy : A man fixed our
roof for free yesterday .
Stacey : How do you know it was free ?
Billy : He said it was on the
house .
Did you hear about the mushroom at
the party ?
They say he was a fun-gi !
This isn’t really a joke but
…
[i]Be true to your teeth …
or they will be false to you .[/i]
Sorry I don’t know any clean jokes… Unless
I am allowed to push the envelop I don’t want to get in trouble with the moderators 
Then you can say a lame one. We are all family here. I know it is hard to
keep it PG rated.
Great topic, Bill!
[i]Wanna
hear a dirty joke?
A Pig rolled in the mud.
Wanna hear a clean joke?
That Pig took a
bath.[/i]
You
guys are so funny!
Roses are red,
violets are blue,
I’m a schitsophrenic,
and so am
I!
Wow sharpie! Good one!
(haha) That’s pretty good sharpie!
Haha – that’s great!
gottalovepixar -
Yeah, I love the muffin one…for some odd reason. (snigger)
sharpie -
Pfff…haha! I heard that one a long time ago. It’s great!
Ahh heck, I can’t think of any jokes. It sucks…
Hmmm, sorry I ain’t got one fo ya
yet
But it would be more creative if this was narrowed down to Pixar-relateed jokes only. But aeh,
I think I’d be more fun. 