Halley:I just finished giving my kitten a
bath
Bob:Does she mind it ?
Halley:No, she enjoys it , but it always takes me a while to get the
fur off of my tongue .
LOL,
there’s some really funny ones on here! 
There’s three scientists, and they’re all competing to
see who’s the best out of them.
The first scientist says, "I’m going to build a rocket to go to
the moon!" And the others were suitably impressed.
The second scientist says, "Well, I’m going
to build a rocket to go to Mars!" And once again, the others were impressed.
And the last scientist
says, “Well, I’M going to build a rocket to go to the SUN!”
The other two were confused.
“Surely the rocket will melt when it gets close to the sun?”
The third scientist replied,
simply, “We’ll, I’ll go at night.”
(Haha) that is so funny great joke LG!!!
LG – (Haha) That’s great!
lizardgirl - Pfff…hahaha! That’s great!
That joke was originally meant to
be one of those, “a blonde, redhead and brunette” jokes, but I thought it might cause offense so I
changed it a little. I don’t even remember where I heard it in the first place, though!
I was going to post one like that, but it’s slightly different, so I’m going to
post it anyway…
Two guys walk into a bar. You’d think the second one would have seen it coming.
LOL, KE!
Puh-ha! Good one, KE! 
(Haha) nice joke KE!!! LOL
what do you call a toy car in the Cars world?
A
TOYota
What do you call a James
Bond Webhead?
SPY-der Man