[size=92]JesusFreak - That Bible one cracked me up so bad. 
Two peanuts were walking
through the park. One was a-salted (assaulted).[/size]
I heard that one on an episode of
Home Improvement yesterday, except that is was pretzels instead of peanuts!! 
Why don’t skeletons play music in church?
Because they got no
organs!
Hehe. I heard that one a while back. It still
cracks me up.
I learned about that joke in James and the Giant Peach
movie.
TSS - Yep. That’s where I heard it.
What to you call a KFC store on legs?
A Chicken
Run!
Mitch, I LOVE
that one! Made me lol
Here is a good one
liner.
If you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty liter?
Yeah, me too! That’s the first thing I thought of. (snigger)
JesusFreak - Heheh – I’m glad you liked it!
What do you get when you mix a baby lion with a pastry?
Cubcakes
I read that one in a National Geographic Kids magazine.
It’s actually one of my favorite riddles/jokes of all time. Heh.
What do you call Nemo’s richest friend?
A goldfish.
The Star Swordsman - Haha –
that’s a cute one.
[i]What do you get when you cross a popular board game
with some cheese?[/i]
Par-cheese-y
Gee whiz, that was
lame. 
Here is a different one.
185 plants walk into a bar.
Bartender says “we don’t serve plants here”. and the plants responded
“watch it, Bush is my cousin”.
(Haha) That’s a great one!
What do you call somebody’s cheese that’s not
your’s?
Naho chesse (Not your cheese)
(Haha):lol: yeah I’ve heard that one before.
What do you call
Dory in a fish college?
Lost.
I had a joke but deleted it at the
last second because I felt I would get into some trouble. Hehe. Too bad, I thought it was really funny.
I know a person who was so fat, I had to take
a car, a bus, and an airplane just to get on his good side.
Well, I’m posting it… Sorry if it is going overboard. Hope I won’t get into too much trouble.
How do
you get rid of somebody who is very annoying in the woods?
Rub some honey on their butt and blow a bear
whistle.