Make a Wish... And Get it Blessed! :)

[The_Star_Swordsman]

Granted. And you start the most successful charity organization the next day.

I wish I had an agent.

[The_Chicken_Man]

Granted.

But your agent doesn’t like you.

He LOVES you!

You get married and win the lottery or something. I dunno.

I wish I had a girlfriend.

@thedriveintheatre

I get your dark sense of logic here, The Chicken Man, but I don’t think genocide should be an issue to be discussed about on a family-oriented forum (as much as we all despise racism).

So no, I’m not going to grant the wish for all minorities to be wiped off the face of the Earth in order for it to be impossible for racism to exist, and add something extra to that wish that would make it ‘better’. Please ask another wish.

I am Jewish. I’ve dealt with discrimination first hand.

I believe anyone who has dealt with discrimination should be allowed to make jokes about it.

[The_Star_Swordsman]

I am Jewish. I’ve dealt with discrimination first hand.

I believe anyone who has dealt with discrimination should be allowed to make jokes about it.

I can agree with your statement about making jokes, even after being discriminated. But for the sake of young members here, please be mindful about what you post okay? thank you…

Anyways, granted. And this girlfriend of yours is your celebrety crush, and she finds you very attractive.

I wish I could see my future.

[The_Chicken_Man]

Granted.

And you find out that Obama causes the end of the world, and warn everyone to impeach him, which happens.

And thus YOU SAVE THE WORLD.

[Alcanafin]

Uh, moving along. Wait, so what do you wish for Chicken Man?
I’ll just also do TSS’s

Granted, and all the good things you hoped for your future came true!

I wish for a great glass of lemonade!

[Chopperface]

Granted, and it keeps refilling itself, so you never run out!

I wish there had been a scene in Toy Story 3 where Andy’s toys get into a battle with Lotso’s gang near the end. Would’ve been hilarious and awesome to see them all working together to fight, especially Rex.

Like this: Rex swats Twitch down with his tail
“Rawr! Take that!”
Big Baby charges headfirst
Rex runs the hell away

[The_Chicken_Man]

Granted.

And it’s this heartfelt scene that wins the film Best Picture.

I wish I didn’t forget to make my last wish. I also wish I had a pony named Truffles who eats midgets and old people…and old midgets.

[Biggest_Pixar_Fan_Am]

@The Chicken Man

I wish I didn’t forget to make my last wish. I also wish I had a pony named Truffles who eats midgets and old people…and old midgets.

Hey, midgets are cool and old people are funny! Old midgets are funnily cool!

First wish granted, and you made the best wish ever.

Second wish pulls disgusted face granted, and Truffles breaks a world record, resulting in world fame for both of you.

[Biggest_Pixar_Fan_Am]

@The Chicken Man

Granted.

And it’s this heartfelt scene that wins the film Best Picture.

I wish I didn’t forget to make my last wish. I also wish I had a pony named Truffles who eats midgets and old people…and old midgets.

Hey, midgets are cool and old people are funny! Old midgets are funnily cool!

First wish granted, and you make the best wish ever.

Second wish pulls disgusted face granted, and Truffles sets a world record, resulting in world fame for both of you.

I wish everything was made of chocolate

[Chopperface]

@Biggest_Pixar_Fan_Ami

@The Chicken Man

I wish everything was made of chocolate

Granted, and whenever you ate the chocolate, it had no empty calories, carbs, or any unhealthy stuff for your body!

I wish more folks went out to see Toy Story 3 again and again!

[thedriveintheatre]

Granted, and it beats Avatar to become the No 1 Box-Office Hit of All-Time!

I wish for world peace!

[Tyler1995]

@Chopperface

Granted, but once you spend your money on whatever you please, it was revealed to have been counterfeit money.

I wish that I had only one assignment to do for Honors summer homework.

Hey this isn’t corrupt a wish!

thedriveintheathre: Granted

I wish I would obtain anything I want and it would appear in a blink of an eye.

[The_Chicken_Man]

Granted. And you become president of the world.

But you still get old and die.

(That’s technically not corrupting the wish)

I WISH FOR NMENJBHFRERGHJGTHJRGBGTRGTHGTHGTHGTHBJGTH!

[thedriveintheatre]

thedriveintheathre: Granted

Uh… and the extra good bit on top?

[mopar5]

@The Chicken Man

Granted. And you become president of the world.

But you still get old and die.

(That’s technically not corrupting the wish)

I WISH FOR NMENJBHFRERGHJGTHJRGBGTRGTHGTHGTHGTHBJGTH!

Granted: and that actually becomes a word

I WISH TO
Travel threw the stars and discover new worlds traveling at warp speed.

[The_Chicken_Man]

You do.

And you become ruler of all the new planets you discover.

After a long, bloody war, you take over the whole universe.

That’s good…at least, for you.

THE WAR KILLED MY UNCLE.

I wish for The Rocky Horror Picture Show on DVD.

[mopar5]

@The Chicken Man

You do.

And you become ruler of all the new planets you discover.

After a long, bloody war, you take over the whole universe.

That’s good…at least, for you.

THE WAR KILLED MY UNCLE.

I wish for The Rocky Horror Picture Show on DVD.

for the record Im against war…

Granted and you get them on Blu ray and a complete home theater system

I wish for the Gulf to be cleaned so nature can resume its course of life…

[woody]

Granted, and it becomes so clean that the water turns crystal blue and animals and humans now live in harmony, happily ever after. Oh, and BP goes out of business.

I wish that my life was like a fairytale.

[Biggest_Pixar_Fan_Am]

Granted, and all your wishes come true by a magical sorcerer.

I wish I could ride in a hot air balloon.

[bright_dot-dasher]

Granted, and you love it and get to ride it for free whenever you’d like, wherever you’d like, and it’s even your favorite color.

I wish I could see some awesome things in outer space without aging and that I make through the trip safely and come back fine.