Okay, here it goes. Here are my first Incredibles bloopers. (Now, I’m not exactly a comedy writer, so please be patient.)
scene where Violet and Dash are running away from the velocipods
Violet & Dash: running
Violet: runs into a tree branch were there was supposed to be a palm leaf “Oomph!” she falls backwards, out of the frame “Ooow…”
Dash: looks at the camera and snickers
Violet: moans “Oooh… I think I broke my nose…”
Dash: “Uh, I think we need some ice over here!” looks down at Violet and laughs some more
Crew Member: walks over carrying an ice pack
scene right after, where the guards first apprehend the kids
Guard1: “Freeze!” he cocks his gun, the bullet cartridge falls out, he smirks
Everyone: starts laughing
Violet: “Oh, yeah, that’s real threatening!”
Guard1: shakes his head and snickers while reloading his gun
(OK, so you guys aren’t the only ones who like “Rush Hour” )
scene in the limo
Rick Dicker: finishes his line “-we’ll take care of everything else. You did good, Bob.”
A loud brrrip can be heard in the background
Violet: “Oh, Dash! That’s disgusting!” waves her hand in front of her face
Dash: “Sorry.”
Helen: “Oh, good glory, Dash! What did you eat?!”
Bob: laughs and shakes his head
Violet: “Man, somebody open a window!”
scene at the track meet
gun fires, signaling the start of the race
Dash: runs ahead, but trips over a stone and falls, knocking down practically
every other runner