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oh that was hilarious!!! me and my brother were rolling in our chairs.
LOL
This is from a TI TV spot.
Voice: Accessing Profile: Super Hero profile: Violet. Super Powers: Invisibility and Force fields. Weakness: Little brothers. . .
VIolet: Wait wait wait! You have gotta be kidding me! Dash? my weakness? Brad, did you write that? Its lame!
LOL funny 
I thank you A113!
Very Good LOL
Outtake from the teaser:
Mr. Incredible places his mask on.
Mr. Incredible: Showtime!
He tries to fasten his belt together when it snaps due to his super strengh!
Mr. Incredible: Edna? walks into room then notice that Edna and Chef Skinner from Ratatoille are obviously flirting.
Mr. I: 
walks quickly backwards out of the room
Mr. I: outside 
What? They’re both short and they’re both from Brad Bird films…
Mr. Incredible: Drives up to the gate of Edna’s Mansion. Asks for permission in. However, instead of seeing the guard, he see’s Skinner trying to peek into the camera.
Skinner: Yes?
Mr. I: 
What the-
Edna: Get out of the way! shoves Skinner
Haystack
lol Okay, I got one inspired from another blooper in a Jackie Chan film. See if you recognize this one.
And, action.
Mr. Incredible: “Bomb Voyage.”
Bomb: “Mistre Incrradabold (not a misspelling, that’s how he pronounced it)!”
CUT! laughter follows
Bomb: “Sorry, Brad, lemme try that again.”
And… rolling.
Mr. Incredible: “Bomb Voyage!”
Bomb: “Monsieur Increnyable!”
CUT! more laughter
Mr. Incredible: “And they mock my weight! chuckles He can’t even say two French words properly!”
Bomb: “Ah, great, Bob is just… teasing again.”
Mr. Incredible: pulls a funny face on camera “Ha ha ha. Now you know my difficulties!”
LOL
i always thought Bomb Voyage was funny…
Ok, here’s a new one:
KARI: Don’t you worry Mrs. Parr! I can totally handle anything this baby can squish out! Can’t I little…(notices crew is laughing) What?
DIRECTOR: Can we avoid the poop jokes please? For ten minutes?
(everyone just cracks up).
Bob: Wait, Edna, I just need a patch job, for… sentimental reasons.
Edna: turns around under Brad’s actual voice Ask me if I give a beep.
crew bursts into laughter
Yay the outtakes threads (well, actually only this one for now) are coming back to life!
And those were funny, guys! Keep it up!
(scene in jet)
flashing button that says: FASTEN SEATBELTS
VIOLET and DASH: gasp hurry to fasten seatbelts
*When the jet turns rapidly, Dash and Vi don’t tumble, but have managed to fasten their seatbelts.
DIRECTOR (who, yes, I know is Brad Bird): We’re gonna have to speed the scene up a bit, so you guys can’t do that.
Dash runs around the dinner table, slapping VIolet. VIolet puts up a force fiel, stopping Dash. He falls as Violet giggles.
Dash: HEY, NO FORCE FIELDS!
Brad: CUT! Sorry Dash, but the lens cap on one of the cameras was on. We gotta do it again.
Alright, here’s a classic one:
The scene where Syndrome had Mr. Incredible trapped in his zero point energy blaster.
Syndrome: “Cool, huh? Zero point energy. I-I invented it mysel…”
a phone abruptly rings, seemingly coming from Mr. Incredible
Brad: “CUT!”
Bob: Bob still trapped in the blaster “Erm, would you mind…?”
Syndrome releases him gently after a friendly nod
Bob flips phone
Bob: “Yeah, this is Bob Parr. Yes, you’re speaking to the Bob Parr. Who do you think you’re speaking with? George Lucas? chuckles WE ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF SHOOTING A SCENE, Mdm!” chuckles again before the rest of the crew, including Syndrome, joins in as well
You gave me a crazy idea WBoon.
The Incredibles are fighting the soldiers. Syndrom then traps them in his immobi-ray.
Syndrome: Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey, time out!!! What have we. . . (he starts laughing)
Brad: CUT! Buddy, why can’t we just finish this take?
Syndrome: Sorry boss, but look at VIolet! Her hair!
Everyone looks at the frozen Violet and starts laughing. Violet’s hair has frizzled because of a simulation problem. And thanks to Syndrome, her entire body, including her hair, is in a frozen state.
LOL
i love the phone clip…that is so good…hey you know i’m not george lucas here!!
Very good…
lol Thanks, Al-Bob.
Here’s another one involving phones:
At the scene where Violet and Dash are surrounded by Syndrome’s island guard
Violet: whispers “Dash, remember what mum said…”
phone rings
Violet: whispers “Hello?”
Hey its mom…
No… it’s ‘mum.’ Go check a dictionary.
(Outtake of Vowellet)
Violet points gun as she rematerializes.
Violet: This is like a cartoon.
Violet accedentlly pulls the trigger of the gun.
Violet OH MY GOD! Oh Dash? Are you okay? Sorry! Oh wow dude, there is smoke comming out of your ears. (coughs) Just like the 4th of July!