Make Your Own Incredibles Outtakes

:open_mouth: its really mum
over here we use mom???

Your from aussie aren’t you?
that would explain that difference


Syndrome: But then I would go around wearing a big B. S and you understand why I couldn’t do that!

Kari: No! Uh, what does B. S stand for?

Brad: CUT! Kari honey. . . well. . . B. S stands for. . . we’ll talk later.

Al-Bob: Erm
 it says ‘Singapore’ on my location field


Anyway, another outtake to be-on-topic.

The scene where the Parrs had just escaped from Syndrome’s lair
Island Guard 1: “Hey, look, everytime they run, you take a shot.”
Island Guard 2: “Alright.” pops champagne

an abrupt noise of tearing catches the guards’ attention
Island Guard 2 turns around to find half of their trailer torn away by Mr. Incredible

CUT!

Mr. Incredible: “Wow, crap.” chuckles with the crew

A continuation of WBoons.

Island Guard 1: Hey, look, everytime they run, you take a shot.
Island Guard 2: Alright. (laughs) pops champagne (He turns, Mr. Incredible grabbs cork, and closes door.
An outside shot of the RV as the gaurds get beat up by Mr. Incredible. Unfortunately, Mr. Incredible hurls every guard through the doors and the windshield, further damaging the RV.

lol Alright, I got another one inspired from another blooper.

The scene outside the vault
Mr. Incredible: “Bomb Voyage!”
Bomb: “Monsieur Incroyabl
” stops abruptly and chuckles, causing the rest of the crew to join in as well

Buddy Pine comes in from the side as he should, but walks in a barbaric fashion
Buddy: “What did you say about your dog?”

Elastigirl: Well I think you need to be more. . .(she streches around Mr. Incredible, but then she collapses to the ground.) OW! OW! OW! CUT! I think I got a cramp!

A continuation from my previous outtake:

Mr. Incredible: “Bomb Voyoge
” realizes his mistake and laughs
Bomb Voyage: chuckles along “Ah, yeah! Now who’s the fluent speaker!”

Funny! Sounds like something from Rush HOur doesn’t it?

Yeah, it is; hence, the inspiration. :wink:

I love the bloopers in it, so I thought I might use them here.

Wow, after this topic has been dead for a while, it is really nice to bring it back to life again.

Alright, I got one more - original:

The scene where Helen makes funny faces at Jack-Jack
Helen: makes funny noises while stretching her lips
Jack-Jack: originally smiling as he should, but seconds later, Jack-Jack frowns while speaking loudly with the deep voice of Danny DeVito “I’m sorry, I can’t do this. Can someone get my agent on the phone? I can’t do this. Get Arnold. He might be able to help you.”

Oh boy, that was pretty unexpected. Let me have a shot at that.

Take One:

Helen tries to feed Jack-Jack, while making funny faces at him. Jack-Jack starts laughing uncontrolably.

Helen: No Jack-Jack. Don’t do that! I’m trying to feed you honey.

Take Two:

Helen tries to feed Jack-Jack, while making funny faces at him. This time, Jack-Jack starts crying :imp: .

Bob: Honey, I think you are scaring him.

Helen: Don’t push it Bob. I’m warning you. :imp:

This is one of the classic scenes seen in many bloopers:

The ‘crying granny’ scene
Bob: “W-I-L-C-O-X on the third floor, but I can’t. I also do not advise you to fill out and file a WS24
 pants while crew, and granny, chuckles among themselves in background WS245
”
Granny: “2475.”
Bob: “247
 pants Erm, cut? Someone?”

crew bursts into laughter

LOL
i love the baby jackjack scene taht was so funny
“get my agent on the phone!!” i could just see a really low voice saying that


Here is one. Helen is seen vaccuming Bob’s den. Then at randome, she bursts out singing “Its the Hard Knock Life, for us!”

(scene where Bob and Lucius are in the car, talking)

the police scanner suddenly is interrupted by random radio songs
BOB: Hey! How did it just- switches it back
switches by itself somehow
BOB: What the-
LUCIUS: Who cares? I love this song!

(scene in plane)

HELEN: walks by to change into her supersuit
suddenly, pillows start flying at her
HELEN: Ahh! What in the-?
VIOLET & DASH: pop up and start laughing outrageously
HELEN: That’s it! No more sugary sweets for you guys!

(scene is at night- I can’t really think of which scene this goes with)

table and objects start shaking rapidly by themselves
DASH: Mom? Something’s there!
HELEN: stern voice, turns to the objects Get out right now.
VIOLET: appears, laughing really hard Oh, you should have seen Dash’s face! Hahahahahahah! You were like ‘ahh! something’s in there!’ I fooled you! Hahaha
I’ve been hanging around Dash too much.

(From Vowellet)

Violet: I’m gangly and growing gangly. . .
Dash: Ypu’re ugly. Tony doesn’t like you. You are stupid. You are annoying. You. . .
Violet: DASH, SHUT UP!!!

Okay, here it goes. Here are my first Incredibles bloopers. (Now, I’m not exactly a comedy writer, so please be patient.) :slight_smile:

scene where Violet and Dash are running away from the velocipods

Violet & Dash: running

Violet: runs into a tree branch were there was supposed to be a palm leaf “Oomph!” she falls backwards, out of the frame “Ooow
”

Dash: looks at the camera and snickers

Violet: moans “Oooh
 I think I broke my nose
”

Dash: “Uh, I think we need some ice over here!” looks down at Violet and laughs some more

Crew Member: walks over carrying an ice pack

scene right after, where the guards first apprehend the kids

Guard1: “Freeze!” he cocks his gun, the bullet cartridge falls out, he smirks

Everyone: starts laughing

Violet: “Oh, yeah, that’s real threatening!”

Guard1: shakes his head and snickers while reloading his gun
(OK, so you guys aren’t the only ones who like “Rush Hour” :laughing: )

scene in the limo

Rick Dicker: finishes his line “-we’ll take care of everything else. You did good, Bob.”

A loud brrrip can be heard in the background

Violet: “Oh, Dash! That’s disgusting!” waves her hand in front of her face

Dash: “Sorry.”

Helen: “Oh, good glory, Dash! What did you eat?!”

Bob: laughs and shakes his head

Violet: “Man, somebody open a window!”

scene at the track meet

gun fires, signaling the start of the race

Dash: runs ahead, but trips over a stone and falls, knocking down practically
every other runner

Even better, if they did like the Monsters Inc outtake where Sully falls and trips everyone up in slow-motion.

Oooh, very funny ones you came up with violet parr. :laughing: