ELASTIGIRL: tosses bag on one of the seats
waits, nothing happens
ELASTIGIRL: getting impatient I give up. Where is Vi?
VIOLET (voice): Hold on! Do you know how hard it is to put this suit on?
(take two)
ELASTIGIRL: tosses bag
VIOLET: Ow!
ELASTIGIRL: gasps Violet!
VIOLET: turns visible It’s not my-
ELASTIGIRL: tries to hold in a laugh
VIOLET: What?
ELASTIGIRL: Your suit is on wrong.
VIOLET: I told you it was hard to put on!
Take three of BBD’s
Helen is about to toss the bag on to the seat when she sees Violet, not Invisible.
Helen: Violet, you are not supposed to be seen when I throw this on you.
Violet: Mom, I think Dash gave me dad’s suit.
MIRAGE: We have a confirmed hit. Target was destroyed.
SYNDROME: Aw, great. Now where else can I shop for my own merchandise?
MIRAGE: Puzzled look.
SYNDROME: laughs I couldn’t help it. I came up with a lame joke, is that a crime?
Oh, that gave me a chuckle. Now how about mine!
Dash runs on the water to catch the remote. He finally catches it.
Dash: I GOT IT!!!
He runs on the street. THe car was supposed to explode but it doesnt, resulting Dash runing into the car, knocking him to the ground.
B•-R: That was totally hilarious.
TSS: Good idea! Omnidroid outtakes! 
[scene where Omnidroid is walking towards the supers]
Thrust goes off.
MR. I: Wait a minute…press that button again!
Elastigirl presses the button again, and thrust shoots Omnidroid claw into the sky.
MR. I: Uh…any other ideas?
[Life’s Incredible Again scene]
Bob throws football a few miles.
Dash runs and gets it.
Dash runs back, and knocks Bob down the hill.
Here is another one.
Tony walks past violet. Violet’s head turns invisible. Tony stares blankly everywhere as he rejoins his friends. Suddenly, someone screams.
Random Person: AH!!! THAT GIRL HAS BEEN DECAPITATED!!!
Violet: No I’m not, I’m invisible see?
Violet trys to rematerialize but realizes that she was still in her invisible state.
Violet: What the? How did this. . . DASH!!!
Do I sense the outtakes coming back to life again? 
(Life’s Incredible Again scene- yes, same as A113’s.)
BOB: throws football
DASH: runs off to get it
BOB: waits…waits…
DASH: comes back around and sneaks up behind Bob
BOB: Ahh!
(take two)
BOB: throws football
DASH: runs off to get it
BOB: turns around HA! You’re not gonna get me this time! realizes that Dash is not behind him
DASH: comes back the same way he went Sorry I took so long, I found a cat!
(the cat was random. lol)
Really funny BBD!
Bob comes home in the dark, eating chocolate cake. Helen turns the light one and sees her husband.
Helen: I thought you’d be back by 11.
Bob: (talks with mouth full) I said I be back later.
Helen starts to laugh.
Helen: Geez Bob, that’s gross. YOu got cake coming out of your mouth.
I wonder how Dash did it…
(scene where Violet is talking to someone else at Dash’s race)
VIOLET:…Do we have to have cheerleaders at the track meet? I mean, what is that all about?
Girl: Well, I always thought it was more about the-
TONY: Hey.
VIOLET: Hey.
Girl: Hey yourself. We were talking here.
(at Dash’s race)
JACK-JACK: giggles excitedly, then shoots laser vision out to the track
DASH (from all the way out on the track) : Ahh!
KARI (in audience): I saw that!
My turn, continuing off of BBD’s first one.
VIOLET: Do we have to have cheerleaders at the track meet? I mean, what is that all about?
Girl: Well, I always thought it was more about the-
TONY: Hey.
VIOLET: Hey.
TONY: You’re uh. . . Violet, right?
VIOLET: That’s me.
(A moment of silence, VIolet turns to her friend.)
VIOLET: Uh, you’re supposed to leave now.
GIRL: Why? I can’t help it that Tony is so hot!
VIOLET: No way (insert PV’s real name in here ) He’s mine!
I can’t resist; I’m going to continue that!
VIOLET (teasingly): Hello! Main character gets the guy. You want a guy, you get your own movie.
Girl: Oh, come on, Vi. I want him!
TONY embarrassed: Uh, guys, I’m right here, I can hear you!
Girl: Fine, I 'll leave. And I’ll leave with dignity.
TONY: Can we cut, please? blushes I think I need to get that last conversation outta my head.
(scene in Jack-Jack Attack where Jack-Jack floats to the ceiling)
JACK-JACK: drinks milk from bottle, floats up
KARI (on phone): Hello, this is Kari. I have a question, about Jack-Jack, can you call me…NO!
JACK-JACK: is on ceiling, trying to open the bottle
KARI: Jack-Jack? Baby? Where are you?
milk spills, Jack-Jack laughs
KARI: Where are-AHH! Ew, gross! Why didn’t you tell me milk would spill? It’s my favorite shirt! Ugh!
DIRECTOR: That wasn’t even part of the short, but Jack-Jack wanted to have some fun. Oh, well. Let’s keep it!
Ooh, I loved the continuation of the first one bright dot-dasher!
Take one
I’m Syndrome, your nemesis and uh. . .(slams Mr. Incredible into a tree), dang it.
Take two
I’m Syndrome, your nemesis and uh. . . (Slams him into the omnidroid, knockin it to the ground), oh come on!
Before take three
That’s it! I am going to get this right! I ain’t letting go of him.
Take three
I’m Syndrome, your nemesis and uh. . . (launches Mr. Incredible into the air) oh brilliant.
Brad: CUT!!! Syndrome, that was genious! We’re keeping that.
lol, yeah, TSS, I thought that scene looked like an outtake.
Hmm…lemme think…
(scene where Violet discovers the supersuit can turn invisible*
VIOLET: puts hand in suit Ucch, Dash, what did you put in there- slime? Gross…
(take two)
VIOLET: puts hand in suit Ouch, ok, I’ll have a good guess and say it was Dash who stuck a needle in this.
(take three)
VIOLET (mouths words “I’m scared…”) :cautiously puts hand in suit, and music blasts from something in it UGH, THAT’S IT! CAN’T SOMEBODY TALK TO HIM?
Helen: Helen Parr. . . you know. . . (sighs) Elastgirl. . .
E: DAHLING!!!
Helen fiddles with the phone and drops it. It accidentaly breaks.
Helen: Oops, I’m not paying forr that am I?
(before action)
KARI: looks at script How am I supposed to memorize all that? Why do I have to say so much?
DIRECTOR: It’s part of your character- a talkative and confident babysitter.
KARI: Oh, then it’s too short. I think we should add more.
DIRECTOR: Fine.
(take one)
KARI: You don’t have to worry about one single thing Mrs. Parr I got this babysitting thing wired; I’ve taken courses, learned CPR- by the way, I don’t even get why everyone teases that CPR is kissing, because it’s not- it’s a whole different thing-
DIRECTOR: Cut! Kari, I don’t think you should add your own lines. They’re going off-topic.
(take two)
KARI: talks on phone
JACK-JACK: throws orange at Kari’s head
KARI: Hey!
Oh I love the last one BBD. If Jack-Jack did that enough times, I might see Kari fighting back.
MIRAGE: We have confirmed hit. Target was destroyed.
SYNDROME: What?! A few supermarkets now and then is fine, but why did it have to be Target!?
MIRAGE: You just couldn’t help yourself, could you?
SYNDROME: Sorry, but the joke was right there in my head, begging to be said!
MR. INCREDIBLE: I liked Target, too, Buddy.
[Okay, I don’t know if that was really that funny or not, but like Syndrome said, it was right there! I dunno what else to say. I should stop making Target jokes, now, lol]
Here is one:
Rusty: Oh man. THAT WAS *&^)$ WICKED!!!
Incredibles: (jaw drops.)
I usually object to foul language, but that was hilarious. As long as it’s not a really bad word.