Syndrome: And now I have a weapon that only I can defeat. And when I uleash it. . .
Mr. Incredible throws a log at Syndrome. It misses him, but it breaks the Omnidroid’s leg.
Mr. Incredible: Oops. . .
Brad: Maybe we should get a real robot next time.
TSS, did you notice that we’re the only ones posting so far on this page? Anyone else, feel free to add more!
(scene where Elastigirl uses herself as a parachute for her kids, and they reach water slowly)
ELASTIGIRL: Brace yourselves!
(cough cough)
DASH: disappears underwater
ELASTIGIRL: Violet, let go of your brother!
(scene where Dash is kicking as the motor when they are going towards the shore)
DASH: kicks water speedily
VIOLET: falls off Ahh!
(scene where kids are panicking in the water after the plane blew up)
VIOLET: What are we gonna do? What are we gonna do?
DASH (at same time): Whose idea was this anyway? We’re dead! We’re dead!
VIOLET: It blew up!
DASH: We survived but we’re dead!
ELASTIGIRL: splashes water Stop that! We are not gonna die! Now both of you will get a grip or so help me I will ground you for a week, understand?!
DIRECTOR: Actually, it was a month.
VIOLET and DASH: Of what?
DIRECTOR: It doesn’t matter!
DASH: You want us to go towards the guys that tried to kill us?
ELASTIGIRL: If it means land, yes.
VIOLET: You expect us to swim there?
ELASTIGIRL: I expect you to-
DASH: Ahh! Somethings’ got me!
I Know, we gotta get more people to contribute some how.
Now, you just gave me a little bit of an idea with those last ones.
Helen: BRACE YOURSELVES!!!
The kids spash in the water. Five seconds later, Dash emerges with a sly, evil grin across his face. He is dunking Violet. Violet later emerges, gasping for air, coughing roughly!
Violet: DASH (coughs) Stop!
Dash: That was for blaming it on me on the plane!
Brad: CUT!!, Would you guys stop fighting for one day please? Geez! (turns to Bob, who is out of the shot) I’m starting to sound like you huh?
Dash/Violet: Mom! Mom!
Helen resurfaces, then wipes her face.
Helen: Everybody calm down!
Dash/Violet: Mom!
Helen:No I’ll tell you what we’re not gonna do. We’re not going to panic. We’re not going to. . .
(long pause)
Helen: Uhh, something is supposed to be falling on us now!
Dash: We survived but we’re dead!
Helen: (splashing water in Violet’s and Dash’s faces) STOP IT!
Dash starts coughing and choking!
Dash: CUt, I think I swallowed Nemo!
Helen: If it means Land, yes.
Violet: Do you expect us to swim there?
Helen: I expect you. . . to trust. . . (pause) wait, where is Dash?
Violet: Bathroom again, I think he swallowed too much water and wants to drain it out. Well, I guess we are swimming there.
Violet rides on Helen, the Elastiraft, with Dash as the motor. Violet falls off, but Dash keeps on going.
Helen: Dash, we left your sister.
Dash: Good!
I try to contribute, but yours are so awesome…
But i’ll keep going, these are starring…Mirage!
(scene with Bob listening to MacBook thingamabob)
MIRAGE: Please pay attention, as this message is classified and will not be repeated.
Bob runs to take notes, but breaks the MacBook thingy in half)
BOB: Oops.
explosion
(scene in Nomanisanian aircraft)
MIRAGE: The Omnidroid 9000 is a top-secret prototype battle robot. Its artificial intelligence enables it to solve any problem it’s confronted with, and, unfortunately…
MR. I: One thing. You don’t know how to type either?
[take 2]
MR.I: Let me guess: It got smart enough to wonder why it had to take orders?
MIRAGE: We lost control. And now it’s loose in the jungle, threatening our facility. We’ve had to evacuate all personnel from the island for their own safety.
MR. I: Why am I going in?
MIRAGE: How.
Long pause
MR. I: What?
BRAD: How!
MR. I: I still don’t get it.
Those are really good A113.
My turn,
Dash: Cool (Echos) COOL! (echos) Yeah! (Echos) Ka-chow! (echoes) To Infinity and Beyond! (Echos) JUST KEEP SWIMMING! (Echos)
Brad: Dash, I think we get it!
Dash: Sorry, I couldn’t resist.
DASH: Just a few more tests. WA-AAAAAAAAAA-LL-EE-EE! (echoes) IT’S LIKE WICKED DARK OVER THERE! (echoes) WHA-HOO-HWA-HOO-HA-HO-HO-HO! (echoes) ONLY THE FEARLESS CAN BE GREAT! (echoes) Oh boy this is so fun…FEE FI FO FUM! (echoes) DODGEBALL WAS THE BEST I WAS THE FASTEST ONE OUT THERE!- (echoes) I- ahhh! (echoes scream) I’m being attacked by the invisible monster!
VIOLET: It’s just me twerp
DASH: Help! I’m really being attacked by the invisible monster!
Oh, that was just so mean to Violet.
Bird: Identification Please.
Dash: Hey! (Truns to wake up his sister) Hey, hey Violet. . .
Violet is not waking up. SHe just turns over and talks in her sleep.
Violet: Oh Tony, I love you. Marry me!
Dash: I am really tempted to kick her now.
(in continuation of your outtake, TSS…)
VIOLET: Oh, you really own a grocery store, Tony?
DASH: Psst! You’re not supposed to really be sleeping!
VIOLET: Maybe if I’m lucky, if I play Sleeping Beauty, my love will come to rescue me with a kiss.
DASH: But you’re the super, Violet! You’re supposed to do the rescuing!
VIOLET (still asleep): Really? gets up I’LL SAVE YOU TONY! falls
DASH: is revealed to be holding a stick, which he used to trip her I had to do it.
VIOLET: (sleeptalking) Someday my prince will come…
DASH: Ooh this is just too good.
VIOLET: …And away to his castle we’ll go, to be happy forever I know…wakes up Oh, hello everyone, you didn’t hear that- evil eye did you?
(scene where Violet is supposed to jump out with a force field to protect Dash )
VIOLET: jumps too far and goes across, right past Dash Whoa!
DASH: Violet, it’s not grand jete time.
Bernie: I hid a camera! (Dash gasps, Helen glares at him) Yeah, and this time I got him!
The video turns on but it is a video of Finding Nemo.
Bernie: (laughs) Oops. . .
(Take two of the scene you used, TSS)
BERNIE: I hid a camera…tape is of Hello Dolly, as seen from Wall-E trailer.
DASH: snickers
BERNIE: All right, when’d you switch the tapes?
BERNIE: sits on chair and screams
DIRECTOR: …And cut! Perfect! Keep up the great acting!
BERNIE: I’m serious! He put jacks on it!
PHLEGM (AKA MR. BILES from Monsters, inc): Is that where they went?
Bernie: There’s no tack on my stool before he moves, and afterwards, there’s a tack! Coincidence? I think NO. . .
He bangs his head agains the camera.
Ms. Crossover, do you something against Dash? XD jk
Dash shuts his eyes before he has to run on water. He opens them and sees that he is running on Water. He laughs, but after he laughs, he falls in.
Brad: CUT! Dash, don’ go too deep! Remember this is special effects.
Nothing against him, just thought he was the type to pull practical jokes. 
(Outtake from Incredibles SBC commercial)
Dash runs to the Great Wall of China, takes the picture, and runs back home.
Helen: Dash, why isn’t there a loading screen on here?
Dash: Mom, I’m PMing The Star Swordsman right now. Can you see our connection suck?
Director: CUT! (walks to Dash) Dash, can we just stick to the original script.
Anyone else got any?
VIOLET: invisible, holds remote, and screams when dodging the Omnidroid. She makes it out, but is interrupted when her family is snickering and pointing at her hair
VIOLET: What? takes off hairband, examines it Okay, let me guess, someone switched the headbands, because I got the wrong one
BTW anyone else please join in and add some more outtakes!
I know seriously. It is like only I and BBD are really into this. Feel free to have some fun you guys.
Anyone got any more good ones?
Here is one. A blooper of a blooper.
Naked Rusty: THAT WAS TOTALLY WICKED!!!"
Brad: Uh, nice one Rusty, but, you stood a little too high!