Make Your Own Incredibles Outtakes

Pixar's Feature Films The Incredibles
#116

(scene where Bob and Lucius are in the car, talking)

the police scanner suddenly is interrupted by random radio songs
BOB: Hey! How did it just- switches it back
switches by itself somehow
BOB: What the-
LUCIUS: Who cares? I love this song!

(scene in plane)

HELEN: walks by to change into her supersuit
suddenly, pillows start flying at her
HELEN: Ahh! What in the-?
VIOLET & DASH: pop up and start laughing outrageously
HELEN: That’s it! No more sugary sweets for you guys!

(scene is at night- I can’t really think of which scene this goes with)

table and objects start shaking rapidly by themselves
DASH: Mom? Something’s there!
HELEN: stern voice, turns to the objects Get out right now.
VIOLET: appears, laughing really hard Oh, you should have seen Dash’s face! Hahahahahahah! You were like ‘ahh! something’s in there!’ I fooled you! Hahaha…I’ve been hanging around Dash too much.

#117

(From Vowellet)

Violet: I’m gangly and growing gangly. . .
Dash: Ypu’re ugly. Tony doesn’t like you. You are stupid. You are annoying. You. . .
Violet: DASH, SHUT UP!!!

#118

Okay, here it goes. Here are my first Incredibles bloopers. (Now, I’m not exactly a comedy writer, so please be patient.) :slight_smile:

scene where Violet and Dash are running away from the velocipods

Violet & Dash: running

Violet: runs into a tree branch were there was supposed to be a palm leaf “Oomph!” she falls backwards, out of the frame “Ooow…”

Dash: looks at the camera and snickers

Violet: moans “Oooh… I think I broke my nose…”

Dash: “Uh, I think we need some ice over here!” looks down at Violet and laughs some more

Crew Member: walks over carrying an ice pack

scene right after, where the guards first apprehend the kids

Guard1: “Freeze!” he cocks his gun, the bullet cartridge falls out, he smirks

Everyone: starts laughing

Violet: “Oh, yeah, that’s real threatening!”

Guard1: shakes his head and snickers while reloading his gun
(OK, so you guys aren’t the only ones who like “Rush Hour” :laughing: )

scene in the limo

Rick Dicker: finishes his line “-we’ll take care of everything else. You did good, Bob.”

A loud brrrip can be heard in the background

Violet: “Oh, Dash! That’s disgusting!” waves her hand in front of her face

Dash: “Sorry.”

Helen: “Oh, good glory, Dash! What did you eat?!”

Bob: laughs and shakes his head

Violet: “Man, somebody open a window!”

scene at the track meet

gun fires, signaling the start of the race

Dash: runs ahead, but trips over a stone and falls, knocking down practically
every other runner

#119

Even better, if they did like the Monsters Inc outtake where Sully falls and trips everyone up in slow-motion.

#120

Oooh, very funny ones you came up with violet parr. :laughing:

#121

While E was showing Helen the new suits she had made…

E: Your suit can stretch as far as you can without injuring yourself, and still retain it’s shape… virtually indestructible…

the missles hit the suit

E: … yet it breathes like Egyptian cot–

KAAPPHWWOWOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!

the suit explodes

Helen: O.O

E: o.O …Em… nevermind…


[i][u]At night when Bob is on the mountain thing wait for the train thing to pass...[/u][/i]

E: Do you KNOW where he is?

Helen: *serious look on her face*

*next scene with Mr Incredible on the mountain*

Mr Incredible: *sees train*... *jumps*... *catches onto a tree*

[b]BOOOFF[/b]

*is catapulted against the mountain*

Mr Incredible: Ow! ...  :confused:
#122

Roflcoptinator: Oh those are some good ones you came up with.

#123

scene where Mr. Incredible ejects Buddy from the Incredibile

roof pops open; Buddy flies out
Buddy: “AAAAAAAGGGHHH!!!” he lands-- right on the camera
Camera Guy: “HOLY CRAP! Dag man!”
Buddy: “Ooh… I don’t think that’s what was supposed to happen.”
Brad: “Yeah, I think our calculations were a little off”
Buddy: " A LITTLE?!?! I was supposed to Fall right next to the car!"

#124

That is funny violet parr. I think it would be funny as well if Buddy was ejected but the roof of the car never opened. That might hurt though.

#125

Don’t know if any of mine have been said before, but I didn’t have the time to read all 9 pages…

[scene where E and Helen are about to go into E’s lab]

E presses buttons and what not
E: Edna Mode
E walks into lab as laser aims at Helen
Helen: Wait!! What about the la- ZAAAAAAAP!!!

#126

BURN-E: Oooh, that sounded painful. Really funny dude.

#127

scene where Mr. Incredible ejects Buddy from the Incredibile (take 2):

This time, Mr. Incredible ejects himself instead of Buddy.

(And on the third take they probably got it right. :wink:)

#128

Scene were Syndrome locks The Incredibles in the prison cell

Syndrome: Laughs wickedly; walks out
a few seconds pass
Dash: out of boredom breaks into- “99 bottles of beer on the wall. 99 bottles of beer-”
The rest of the family joins in “- Ya take one down, pass it around- 98 bottles of beer on the wall…”

#129

Wow, that was funny Violet Parr. :laughing:

#130

I agree! violet parr, I can just imagine that and it made me chuckle.

#131

[scene where Bomb Voyage blows up the vault]

BV- walks out, looks around, then smiles evil like

Nothing happens for a few seconds…

BV- Um, isn’t he supposed to push away the vault and come put now?

Director- Aw, nuts, he’s probably unconscious again…

BV- AGAIN?!?! That’s it, he’s passed out 15 times now. I will be in my trailer. Walks off set

Buddy Pine- Flies in AND INCREDIBO- Hey, where’d everyone go? Flies into wall HEY!!! Who’s operating the ropes?!

Dash- HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

#132

Thats funny BURN-E.

#133

BURN-E: LOL at the last part! Good one.

#134

My favorite posts within this thread:

(1) The one where Dash is in the cave, and then shouts quite a few quotes from the other Pixar films (2 posts)

(2) The one with Mr. Incredible and Bomb Voyage staring at each other after saying their own names instead of saying the names of who they’re talking to (in this case, each other)

(3) The one with the videotape of Finding Nemo

(4) “Keep that remote away from Jack-Jack, please!”

–very funny

#135

Oh my gosh! I am so gad to see this back open! I wanna post some more that I got too iritated with my comp to post years ago. But I’ll do it when I have more time, sorry :-\ .