Wait a sec…is the reason why Darla used “Twinkle twinkle little star” because Peach was a starfish? Unless Darla didn’t care about that…oh well. never mind. 
Maybe in the outtakes, she didn’ realize that.
On with the outtakes.
DORY: When life gets you down you know what you gotta do?
MARLIN: I don’t know what you gotta do.
DORY: Aw, man, I thought you might.
(Take two of BBD’s)
Dory: When life gets you down you know what you gotta do?
Marlin: I don’t know what I gotta do.
Dory: You just keep. . . uh. . . just keep. . . LINE!!!
(continued Darla singing parts)
DARLA (off key): When you wish upon a STA-A-AR, makes no difference who you A-A-A-R-RE!
GURGLE: Yeah it does! It makes a huge difference when you sing badly AND tap the glass!
Ha ha ha, that is really funny bright-dot-dasher, but I expected Peach to be saying Gurgle’s line. Still, it is really funny.
(in the EAC)
LITTLE TURTLES: gasp, huddle close to Dory and listen to Marlin
ONE OF THE TURTLES: Ow, you’re squishing me!
(when Dory’s trying to play I Spy)
DORY: I spy something white with orange stripes, and it’s small…
MARLIN: Me.
DORY: Uh…no, actually it was a Tigger action figure, but nice try.
MARLIN: chuckles Dory, stick to the script. It was supposed to be me!
DORY: Why does it always have to be you? It was you that last few times.
MARLIN: Because that’s the script!
DORY: Why?
MARLIN: Because it’s funny.
DORY: Well, nothing’s that funny when you repeat it over and over. You should know funny- you’re a clownfish!
(Guys, keep on making more, please! Keep this thread alive!)
Crush: Now give me some fin. (gives fin) Noggin. (Noggins)
Crush: DUDE!
Squirt: OWWWWWWWW!!!
MR. RAY(singing): Let’s name the species, the species the species, let’s name the species that live in the sea, the----ere’s porifera, coelenterata, hydrozoa, antoziam,scyphozoa…oops, I messed up the order! Sorry, let’s go again.
MR. RAY: Oh----seaweed is cool, seaweed is fun, it makes its food by the rays of the pun- oh, sorry, I said “pun” instead of “sun”.
STUDENT: How can you memorize all those scientific words and yet mess up on a three-letter one?
We shall see if more people will add outtakes to this.
I’m going to try, but I’m running low on HAHAHAHAHA!!! powder.
Sorry, but there is such a thing as too many outtakes, and too many bad ones (no names here lol).
I declare this thread…almost dead, unless someone hilarious comes along
Well this is “Make Your Own”, so it can be as random or as many as you want. I worry about this thread and other “Make Your Own Outtakes” becoming narrowed down.
So, this is just to make our own, and if you don’t find any funny, still why not come up with your own?
SEAGULLS (on surface, can be heard): Mine Mine Mine Mine Mine Mine Mine
DIRECTOR: Wait, they’re not in this scene! What are you guys doing here?
SEAGULL: Practicing our "Mine"s!
Yes, we want people to think it’s funny, and if they don’t, ok. But more importantly we want people to continue making their own!
And people just wanna have fun I guess. You don’t have to go spoil or ruin it.
Not that great, but oh,well, it’s just for fun anyway
(scene with jellyfish)
MARLIN: Ok, we’re cheating death now, but we’re having fun at the same time.
DORY: I thought winners never cheat and cheaters never win.
(scene in dentist’s office)
DARLA: Fishy? FISHY! *shakes bag very harshly) WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WHY ARE YOU SLEEPING?! bag falls to the ground, dentist trips
DIRECTOR: Cut! Darla, keep your grip on the bag!
(is shown that Nemo isn’t really in bag, and they used greenscreen)
During the credits, Dory swims up to the audience.
Dory: Hello? Anyone! I’m lost! WHat am I doing here?
Andrew: CUT! Dory, you messed up the credits. Now we have to roll them over again.
Take two of TSS’s:
Dory pops up again
DORY: Ow! All these words are hurting my head!
DIRECTOR: CUT! Dory, I told you not to mess up the end credits!
DORY: Oh…that’s what you said? I forgot you included ‘not’. Wait, why does Mike Wazowski get to be in the end credits?
Ha ha, really funny! I was hoping someone would put do a “Mike-in-the-credits” blooper.
A scene between Marlin & Dory is being rendered when we see that most of Dory’s bluse patches are “missing”
Technition: It’s no good, we have to refilm it with the green screen, non-repro blue just isn’t going to work
(opening scene)
Coral’s about to get attcked by the baracuda when a diver grabs it
Filming director: Cut! you’re not supposed to be in this scene
Marlin: What did the mask say?
Dory: Well, it was made in Taiwan and…
Peach: (muffled speech)
Bloat: I can’t hear you Peach
Peach: I said I really wish we had an intercom so I wouldn’t need to do this anymore.
MARLIN:…and then we go out, and back in…and one more time, out and back in, and sometimes, if you wanna do it four times…Nemo, where’d you go?
Haha!
I know it’s been a while since this thread was started.
But man, I would have imagined that one being really funny!
I would have laughed very hard if that was to actually be made a blooper on the movie.
On side note, Is really sad that Pixar ceased making bloopers for their feature productions before this one was even completed 
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The scene where Nigel is rushing over to tell Nemo the news about his dad.
“pant pant HEY HEY HEY!”
breaks right through window
CRAKCSHSSSKSKKHHH!!!
Dentist: * 
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The scene where Darla is shaking the bag with Nemo in it.
Darla: “wake up wake up! why are you sleeping?!”
Peach: “hurry!”
*Gill gets in the volcano"
Gill: “RING OF FIYA!”
Gill is shot out of volcano
BOOOOOM
Gill hits the glass instead
Director: “Haha why couldn’t you do your shot like that, Nigel?”
ROFL! 
You guys do great! Now, I declarez this thread alive!!
Bloat: …If you are able to swim through the Ring of… Fire!!!
Nothing happens
Bloat: The Ring of Fire! The Ring of Fire! You said you could do it-
Sudden explosion of actual flames shoot up out of Mount Wannahockaloogie; sends fish sprawling all over the dentist office, including knocking Nemo into the toliet
Everyone stares at Jacques.
Gurgle: What sense did that make?!
Mr. Stanton: If this is some kind of April Fool’s joke, I’m not sure whether to laugh or cry. I mean, not only do we have to fix the set, but we have to go to the Sydney sewer treatment and find Nemo! This was not on the schedule!
Bloat: …Though it is kinda ironic…
Gurgle: Nobody asked you, Bloat!
Funny or not? What think?
Marlin: That’s not a duck! It’s a…PELICAN!
(Nigel swoops to catch Marlin and Dory, but misses and bumps into the camera)
Crush: First you were all like ‘whoa’, and then we were all like ‘whoa’, and then you were like ‘whoa’.
Marlin: What are you ta-
Crush: …and then you were like ‘whoa’, and we were all like ‘whoa’, and then we were all like ‘whoa’, so then you were all like ‘whoa’, so, y’know, whoa.
(take 2)
Crush: I saw the whole thing, dude. Fir-
Squirt: First, you were all like ‘whoa’, and then we were all like ‘whoa’, and then you were like ‘whoa’.
Crush: Whoa, Squirt! Whoa!
(take 3)
Crush: I saw the whole thing, dude.
Marlin: First you were all like ‘whoa’, and then…
Crush: Whoa, jellyman! Whoa
Marlin: …we were all like ‘whoa’, and then you were like ‘whoa’.
Crush: 'Juh.
Dory: Hey Mr Grumpy Gi - ow!
(Dory has bumped her head)