It was pretty funny. But you kinda got me cringing when I heard it was a katana blade. Still, good for an out take.
cringing…?
yeah, cringe as in like to draw back sharply in pain, shock or fear?
what was it then, shock or fear?
Well, lets see, compare a big katana blade to a cutting knife. I think I would be very scared.
How about this:
(OUTTAKE)
(As Linguini leans in, kissing Colette, suddenly the motorcycle falls on it’s side,sending them all cascading down)
Colette: (laughing) That’s one way to get me off my feet.
Linguini (realizing the situation he’s in, stumbles back and kind of backpeddles)Sorry.
Director: Everyone alright?
(OUTTAKE)
(We see Remy on the book, and then fall off into the water- suddenly, the water goes away, and we see the book is on a green-screen stage, with a gimbal-rig painted green. Along the wall are red tracking markers).
Director: Cut, he’s off the book.
Remy: You sure you’re gonna pull this off?
Director: Trust me, there’s nothing we can’t do.
(OUTTAKE)
(People, sitting around the table, awaiting the scene where the waiter asks what they’ll have, and before one guy asks ‘what the chef has that’s new’)
Man 1: So, anyone else here worked on The Incredibles?
Woman: Oh, of course. That crowd scene in the opening was fun. That great retro wardrobe.
Man 2: Yeah, and I had a small part in the Insuricare cubicles scene, but you can only see the top of my head.
(OUTTAKE)
(As Linguini spins around, trying to reach the letter in his back pocket, he just keeps spinning, as Chef Skinner tries to keep from laughing)
Skinner (to the camera): Did you guys put him up to this? (tries to keep a straight face).
Possibly one where Remy grabs up an apple when he was going for a tomato. And he tosses the apple in the soup. Then suddenly cameras grow dim and it cuts. Then they all look aghast at him.
Remy: So this calls for abit of tomato…
grabs up a tomato from the fruit&veggies dish, not noticing he got an apple instead
Remy: This should do it…
tosses it in
Director: CUT! Remy, what are you doing?!
Remy: Oh, oops! I thought I grabbed the tomato…!
Those are really, really funny you guys.
Thought I’m a comedic guy, I try my best 
Lets see…
Remy’s on top of the soup he’s fixing, stirring spoon in hand.
Remy looks around, then smiles, stirring the spoong: Bubble bubble, toil and trouble…
Emile shoots out from inside the soup!
Emile: Remy!
Remy: GAH! falls back onto the counter
Emile realizing he can’t see over the container Remy?..Remy?
Remy voice echoing through the metal I’m OK…
laughter in the background
I tried ^_^;
Okay. ^^ What ^^ does ^^ this ^^ mean anyway? xD
Actually, it was pretty funny. I love randomness.
Very funny Nexas!
Hopefully ^^; Some people are stand-up, speak…guess I’m visual ^^
Here’s one off the top of my head
Remy gets ingredients to fix the soup
REMY: Ahh! Who put food coloring and whipped cream on it?
I’m trying to come up with a good one…
By the way, is there a “Make Your Own Outtakes” for The Incredibles?
Ha ha ha, really funny bright-dot-dasher.
ANd you just gave me an idea.
It’s fun to make outtakes…hmm, I’m gonna try to make more…
(scene where Remy fixes the soup)
Remy falls in REMY: Ahhhhhghhhhhh!
(scene where Remy has his own picnic, and eyes are in the darkness, watching him…)
REMY: picks up knife, pretends to be afraid, expects Emile to jump out like he’s supposed to…
EMILE: sneaks up on Remy from behind Boo!
REMY: Ahhh! Emile, you were supposed to be over there!
EMILE: Oh, that was now?
REMY: Wait a sec. If you’re over here, then who’s…?
I got one:
(The scene where Collette is about to slap Linguini but she doesn’t):
Collette:
You never loved me!
Linguini:
What?
Collette:
(Laughing with crew) I’m sorry… I’ve always wanted to say that!
Director (off-screen):
Stick to the script, darling!
Crew Memeber (off-screen):
All right, let’s try it again, people!
(Sulley appears and strikes the clapboard.)
Haha, funny, adding new lines. I like adding crossovers, that’s just me.
Okay here’s one:
(scene where Colette is supposed to take off on her motorcycle)
COLETTE: goes outside, then is in shock Who stole my motorcycle?!
(Dash Parr Incredible appears)
DASH: That was totally wicked! (everyone turns and glares at Dash, who is on motorcycle) I-I always wanted to see how it’s like to…
COLETTE: GET HIM!
uruseiranma: LOL! Absolute comedy gold, and really well thought-out! And I would’ve loved to see a Pixar blooper exposing a green screen. 
Hahaha!
I’m not funny enough to do this (hence the name, right? 
), but as for Mitch: Well, hand em over. You can’t expect to flaunt your creations as “beyond hilarious” – stuff that makes your sister “choke from laughing” and you wet your pants – and then refuse to post them! 
Please?
~Sarah
I just keep on thinking of random ones (well, random is good, right?):
(scene where Linguini is supposed to trap Remy in the jar)
Remy goes super fast, and speeds up more than he is supposed to
LINGUINI: Hey! Stop! You’re supposed to stop!
Remy tries to stop, but can’t, and ends up slipping
LINGUINI: Geez, what was that all about?
REMY: shrugs
(Linguini is supposed to hold Remy, but he keeps on disappearing)
LINGUINI: Where’d he go?
REMY: (sounds like squeaking) I’m right here! What’s with the invisibility here? Seriously, what’s going on?!
DASH PARR: ( in background) Hahahahahahaha!
REMY: groans Since when was he in charge for special effects?!
(beginning scene)
REMY (voice over): This is me. I think it’s apparent that I need to rethink my life a little bit…as Remy talks on, Linguini is dancing around trying to get attention in the background, making everyone lose focus on Remy.
DIRECTOR: CUT! Linguini, this isn’t you part!
LINGUINI: Aw…I never get to be around at the important parts. And whenever I get a chance, I’m caught red-handed!