LOL Colette “You never loved me!” 
TS2, the director reminds me of Edna, LOL 
that would be kinda funny to have an Incredibles crossover
Look back at mine- there’s an Incredibles guest
that’s pretty good.
Thanks TS2! This is fun to do.
(scene where Remy is over an area where a lady shoots, she and someone else fight, then kiss)
REMY: Wow, I wonder what’d they do if they liked each other.
(scene where Linguini almost runs into a waiter and his pots, and
Remy is supposed to pull on his hair)
Remy is sidetracked for some reason, and forgets to do so
LINGUINI: Ah! tries to stop himself, but the floor is too slippery
crash
(scene where Remy is supposed to come out and see the dead rats in the shop)
once Remy gets out, he realizes that the sun is shining bright, and everything seems cheerful, and not at all stormy like the scene is supposed to be
REMY: Uh…sorry, can we cut? I think we’ve got the wrong timing.
(Linguini is supposed to accidentally kiss Colette)
LINGUINI: leans over and is about to kiss…the scene is going really well, but before he can reach Colette’s lips…
lunch bell rings
COLETTE: makes a dash away
LINGUINI: Whoa! falls
COLETTE: laughs a little Sorry.
REMY: falls out of toque, tries to recover dizziness, growls at Colette, and rolls his eyes
Bomb Voyage is seen doing mime work when a building explodes.
BV: (in french) I didn’t do it! I swear!
Haha TSS!
How 'bout this one:
Dash appears and jumps on Bomb Voyage, torturing him
DASH: I hold him, you punch!
BOMB VOYAGE: (in French) I told you! I am perfectly- youch!-innocent of-ow!-any crime-ai!- today!
LINGUINI AND COLETTE: skate past, stop and stare, then shrug and roll eyes
Oooh, that one was a good one.
(scene where Remy is supposed to be a poison checker)
rats line up, and realize that Remy is absent
DIRECTOR: Where is he?
EMILE: He said if you asked that, to tell him something about getting an extra bag, which clearly, I don’t get.
Emile comes back, looking really lean and fit.
Remy: What the heck happen to you?
Emile: Remember that garbage dad got for the day? I think I swallowed a diet pill. Amazingly, it didn’t kill me.
(during lunch break, the cast of each Pixar film goes into the assigned area. Once, Dash Parr thought it would be fun to to visit the Ratatouille tables. So, he and his sister ditched the area reserved for the Incredibles. By chance, they were hiding nearby Colette)
COLETTE: I’m sorry, I’m just not hungry for ratatouille.
WAITER: Well we’ve got escargot, bread, what are you hungry for?
DASH: (snickering): Alfredo Linguini
VIOLET: kicks (hisses) Shut up, don’t tease her or we’ll be caught!
COLETTE: hears them and suspects something. Looks under table
VIOLET: *nervously waves and hints not to turn them in.
DASH (whining): Well it’s true!
VIOLET: hits Dash
DASH: But I saw the movie- I bet she’d eat if she had Linguini…
COLETTE: hears Dash, gets irritated, and decides to turn them in
VIOLET: whips a cold accusing stare at Dash
AGENT (actually just a Pixar worker): Wait a sec- is this on film? Who is in charge of the camera? It’s not supposed to be rolling! I’m serious! Who left the camera on? IT’S WASTING FILM!
DASH: Wow, what that cameraperson did makes what we did seem pretty minor, doesn’t it? runs off
VIOLET: Yeah, we’ll tell ya if we see him. Bye! disappears (when no one is around) Never let me do that again.
(the scene where Skinner and Linguini are drinking in the office):
Skinner:
Yes, yes, yes. Have some more wine! Tell me about your interests.
Linguini:
Interests? Well, (stares at camera, starts talking like a ladies’ man) I’m interested in you…
(Linguini falls off the chair.)
Director:
Is he really drunk? Oh god! I thought that was grape juice!
funny TS2!
(scene where Skinner tries to get Linguini drunk- yeah, same as TS2 mentioned)
LINGUINI: I’m going to sing my favorite lullaby- twinkle twinkle little star how I… wonder… what you…a-are. falls asleep
SKINNER: Is he asleep? I know I am.
DIRECTOR: Cut!
LINGUINI: wakes up and looks like he never fell asleep Was I good? It’s my Sleeping Beauty imitation…
DIRECTOR: Stick to the script! And we’ll discuss fairy tales later.
(take two)
LINGUINI: Animals? Well I like reindeer and pandas and turtles and-
DIRECTOR: Cut!
LINGUINI: Can we keep that in the movie?
DIRECTOR: Lemme think…no!
Linguini:
animals, well i like pandas…
Skinner:
What kind?
Linguini:
Kung Fu Pandas, um…
(scene where Linguini talks to Remy in the jar)
LINGUINI: Okay I’m gonna let you out now, but we’re (starts saying it like the HSM song) all in this together (normal) right?
REMY: nods and laughs as Linguini tries to reenact the dance moves
LINGUINI: trips and laughs It would’ve worked better with more people.
CREW: laughs
LINGUINI: I’m sorry. I couldn’t resist. Could you blame me? The line in there was so tempting!
Really really funny you guys.
(scene where Remy discovers how to control Linguini in front of the mirrror)
LINGUINI: How did you do that?
all of a sudden, rock music blares
LINGUINI: What the-? starts dancing
DIRECTOR: What are you doing?
LINGUINI: What does it look like I’m doing? I’m doing random dance moves.
DIRECTOR: Stop it.
LINGUINI: I can’t!
DIRECTOR: Remy, stop it!
REMY: falls down laughing
Same blooper as brigth-dot-dasher, but Remy helps Linguini do Souja Boy and breakdance.
Remy decides to have fun (may or may not involve lines/crossover from other movie/show)
REMY (sounds like he’s having fun): Why are you hitting yourself? Why are you hitting yourself? Why are you hitting yourself?
COLETTE (to Linguini): Why are you hitting yourself? We’re not shooting the movie yet.
LINGUINI: I don’t know! starts moving like chicken
COLETTE: What are you doing now?
LINGUINI: What does it look like I’m doing? Dancing like chicken. switches to Egyptian style I don’t know what’s happening!
COLETTE: I do; you’re dancing like and Egyptian. But we’re in France.
LINGUINI: spins wildly out of control
REMY: Faster. faster, faster!
COLETTE: What do you think’s going on?
DIRECTOR: I think Remy read ahead on the script.